Need help with girls?

[Jesda]

Proportionally, we're way too nice. He's extremely fortunate for that.

[FutureDRFTer]

What school does he go to again? Might bring this to his social network's attention for the lulz...


and for security measures, can't let any poor drunks get raped by nala in the QX4.

[Bmore-coupe]

Joel, you're not helping. Not that it matters because he doesn't listen

Well played sir. Well played.

[confused9]

[Bubba1]

Proportionally, we're way too nice. He's extremely fortunate for that.

This^

Trosk, let me put it another way for you. If that was your sister, GF, or worse yet, your daughter (someone you really care about) that Nala focused his sexual-quest-at-any-cost radar on and did the things he freely admits doing, which includes trying to get her (or waiting for her to get) so drunk/high that she would not recognize when he sexually assaults her, how would you feel about that?

The stuff he's telling us about himself is disturbing. Make a little more sense?

[Rev_D21]

i'm game for a circle phlumpkin.

I have a co-worker who will see your phlumpkin and raise you one spacedock.

I blew smoke into her face. One of the guys jokingly said, you know if you blow smoke in someones face it means you want to f*** them. After he said that she moved farther from me haha

Thick-skinned and thick-headed. Nala, the proof is right there in front of you. Why do you continue to bother?

[Bmore-coupe]

I blew smoke into her face. One of the guys jokingly said, you know if you blow smoke in someones face it means you want to f*** them. After he said that she moved farther from me haha

Thick-skinned and thick-headed. Nala, the proof is right there in front of you. Why do you continue to bother?

But, but, she really wants him, right?

I mean he's almost in there, it's obvious

[IBCoupe]

He's totally mind-f*** her right now.

[Bmore-coupe]

He's totally mind-f**king her right now.

NSFW Language
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F6Ctq6c ... re=related[/youtube]

[troskinatior]

Proportionally, we're way too nice. He's extremely fortunate for that.

This^

Trosk, let me put it another way for you. If that was your sister, GF, or worse yet, your daughter (someone you really care about) that Nala focused his sexual-quest-at-any-cost radar on and did the things he freely admits doing, which includes trying to get her (or waiting for her to get) so drunk/high that she would not recognize when he sexually assaults her, how would you feel about that?

The stuff he's telling us about himself is disturbing. Make a little more sense?

It hasent work at all so I wouldnt worry about it lol

[confused9]

i can't understand the logic of NALA.
NALA HERE'S A TIP: START YOUNGER. YOU'RE IN COLLEGE THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE COOL.
and at the very least you have a car and can stay out past 9pm.

[confused9]

not once have i been on nico have i laughed for 15 pages NONSTOP

[elwesso]

If nala is a freshman in college, he should be focused on getting as drunk as possible and making stupid(er) decisions..

Besides, drunk chicks are NOT worth it. If a chick is very drunk, it will be a miracle if there is no crying at some point of the night. That kind of shenanigans is NOT worth dealing with. Not to mention puking after 2 zima's is a dealbreaker...

[krimsonviper]

Im not sure if anything will escalate in the future but I hope it does since we click, and have a lot of good traits that we share.

It won't. Stop hoping it will. You have been effectively placed in the "friend zone".

Look at it this way. Every girl has two different sets of ladders. One ladder is for friends. This is the ladder you are on. This ladder does NOT involve sex. s***, chicks don't even think about sex with anyone on this ladder.

The second ladder is for guys they would f***/date. THESE are the ones they are going to actually want to screw. This is obviously not the ladder you are on.

Now, it is not impossible to jump from the friend ladder to the doable ladder, but it's difficult. You have to be super hot, treat her like a damn princess, and just be overall an really fun, cool person she wants to be around.

Now stay with me, cause this is where the ladder analogy comes in. You have to get high enough on her "friend" ladder, before you can make the jump to the "I wanna bang your brains out" ladder. If you're not high enough on the "friend" ladder, and try and make the jump to early, you will fall, miss the f*** ladder, and wind up on neither. If this happens, you're screwed. There is no getting back on either ladder. But if you're able to make it high enough on the "friend" ladder, you may be able to make the jump to the other ladder.

But honestly, if you're just looking to get you're d!ck wet, this will take far to much time and energy to be even remotely worth it.

wow that was a good analogy. I believe I am near the top of the friend ladder. And girls do think I am attractive, Ive heard her friends call me hot.

I am deep in the friend zone. It is going to take some work to get out of it

Don't just automatically assume you are so close to the top of the ladder. You haven't known this girl very long at all. You are midway at best. Like I said, it takes LOTS of time to be able to make it to the point where you can try to get to the other side. Don't try and rush it because you THINK you are near the top. Again, try and jump to early, and you'll end up on neither.

what if she gets really intoxicated and starts giving me hints and my instincts take over

This is where the creepy part of you comes out.

Oh man, I'm dying here at work!

[Bubba1]

If we're talking ladder analogies for Nala's sex life, he keeps slipping on the bottom rung and landing on his face. Kinda like this....


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c8UwwOg ... re=related[/youtube]

[GrilledCheese33]

If we're talking ladder analogies for Nala's sex life, he keeps slipping on the bottom rung and landing on his face. Kinda like this....


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c8UwwOg ... re=related[/youtube]

Love that movie.

[MellowZ32]

yea I agree. I have to play hard to get. She has introduced me to her friends which is good, and I think one of them is on to me.

first I was like:
then I was like:
finally I was like:

[PoorManQ45]

Nala, I'd like to give you an example of how having a female friend works in your favor.

I met this woman about 6 months ago through a mutual friend. We were cool with each other, but circumstances weren't right(both in LTRs). I added her on Facebook.

I make comments on her wall being myself every so often.

Last night she had an issue with her phone not receiving texts. This happens to be one of my areas of expertise. So I reply and try to help her through messaging to get the issue resolved. This didn't work. So she invited me over to help and for dinner and drinks with a few friends.

I fixed the issue. Long story short. We stayed up almost all night talking, then moved to her bed to talk some more. Nothing major happened there. Didn't fall asleep till 6:30am.

Spent the whole day together today. I made a date for tomorrow night. She's cooking me dinner.

Moral of this story, just calm down. These friend girls can both help you get experience with women and possibly lead to something more later on.

[krimsonviper]

yea I agree. I have to play hard to get. She has introduced me to her friends which is good, and I think one of them is on to me.

first I was like:
then I was like:
finally I was like:

Yeah, onto him that he's a creeper!

[elwesso]

Nala, I'd like to give you an example of how having a female friend works in your favor.

I met this woman about 6 months ago through a mutual friend. We were cool with each other, but circumstances weren't right(both in LTRs). I added her on Facebook.

I make comments on her wall being myself every so often.

Last night she had an issue with her phone not receiving texts. This happens to be one of my areas of expertise. So I reply and try to help her through messaging to get the issue resolved. This didn't work. So she invited me over to help and for dinner and drinks with a few friends.

I fixed the issue. Long story short. We stayed up almost all night talking, then moved to her bed to talk some more. Nothing major happened there. Didn't fall asleep till 6:30am.

Spent the whole day together today. I made a date for tomorrow night. She's cooking me dinner.

Moral of this story, just calm down. These friend girls can both help you get experience with women and possibly lead to something more later on.

This is clearly why you fail. You should have taken her out to breakfast at 630AM, went back home for a nap and a little afternoon delight!!

[PoorManQ45]

This is clearly why you fail. You should have taken her out to breakfast at 630AM, went back home for a nap and a little afternoon delight!!

I cliff noted that interaction.

We were both exhausted and fell asleep with her snuggled up to me.

When we woke up she proceeded to make me a sandwich

I'm looking for a LTR here, not a one time hook-up. She's an awesome woman that "gets" me.

[Red coupe]

This is clearly why you fail. You should have taken her out to breakfast at 630AM, went back home for a nap and a little afternoon delight!!

I cliff noted that interaction.

We were both exhausted and fell asleep with her snuggled up to me.

When we woke up she proceeded to make me a sandwich

I'm looking for a LTR here, not a one time hook-up. She's an awesome woman that "gets" me.

What kind of sandwich?

[Razi]

Since so many people are calling Nala a creeper......
I thought an old friend should make a reappearance.

[PoorManQ45]

What kind of sandwich?

An egg, cheese and tomato sandwich

[elwesso]

Lacking bacon= fail. However, it does slightly make up for the fact that you got a sandwich and I ASSUME you didnt have to ask.

[PoorManQ45]

Lacking bacon= fail. However, it does slightly make up for the fact that you got a sandwich and I ASSUME you didnt have to ask.

You assumed correctly.

She's a vegetarian. No bacon. I'll probably bring over some tomorrow when I see her again

[danshaz82]

Since so many people are calling Nala a creeper......
I thought an old friend should make a reappearance.

[elwesso]

Lacking bacon= fail. However, it does slightly make up for the fact that you got a sandwich and I ASSUME you didnt have to ask.

You assumed correctly.

She's a vegetarian. No bacon. I'll probably bring over some tomorrow when I see her again

lolwut, BYOB?

[MellowZ32]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff11 ... az82/1.jpg

so now we're all posting Nala pics?

[PoorManQ45]

lolwut, BYOB?

Unless you're going to Jesda's house, you should always assume it's BYOB!