Need help with girls?

[ThatGuyRoger]

[Bubba1]

so yesterday we chilled the whole day. She introduced me to her friends etc, hung out and stuff. Then we were hanging out in her room when her roommate came in and she said she wanted to sleep. So I went back to my room, where she later texted me saying.....just so you know im seeing someone back home.

So my friend was wrong, and I think he called her a slut because he was jealous.

So, to sum it up, after all that drama you fabricated, after reading those how-to articles, after bragging about a weird sex forum you use, after ignoring our advice, you failed yet again? Uh, You can remove that condom now.

Dude, you're wrong about your friend. The simple fact is she just was not interested in you sexually. That's it. Nothing more. You still want to blame everyone except yourself. It's entirely you and your desperation that's turning off all the girls.

Perhaps if you wack off 4 times per day instead of two, you'll begin to obsess less about getting laid now and appear more normal. You also need to knock off the expectation that if you do something for (or with) a girl, like spend a little time, give a ride, smoke weed together) that they owe you sex in return. That's what you're doing and it's creepy. You'll never get laid that way.

Since you don't read my posts, here's a brief summary in pictures:

[sx moneypit]

[Dire91]

You also need to knock off the expectation that if you do something for (or with) a girl, like spend a little time, give a ride, smoke weed together) that they owe you sex in return. That's what you're doing and it's creepy. You'll never get laid that way.

I'm sorry but he's got you there. I've told him this myself, smoking weed with a girl does not automatically mean she wants to play with your magic stick.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Please don't give Nala bad advice about condoms.
We don't want mini-Nalas. D: !

It's actually good advice considering until now he was probably using them as waterballoons and on his salt/pepper shakers to protect his "condoments".

Certainly words worth condomplating.

[Bubba1]

Certainly words worth condomplating.

[Bubba1]

I'm sorry but he's got you there. I've told him this myself, smoking weed with a girl does not automatically mean she wants to play with your magic stick.

So Dire, are Nala's parents aware of his severe social shortcomings?

[naladude911]

TBH Its not entirely my fault. I talked to my friend today who called her a slut and told me everything about her, and he said he was just f*** with me and shes not a slut. That pissed me off. If I hadnt started talking to her with the notion of her being a slut and she was always DTF then I probably wouldnt have had failure.

[RobPaulson]

then I probably wouldnt have had failure.

oh please kid. stop lying to yourself, lulz

[ADDirishboy]

TBH Its not entirely my fault. I talked to my friend today who called her a slut and told me everything about her, and he said he was just f**king with me and shes not a slut. That pissed me off. If I hadnt started talking to her with the notion of her being a slut and she was always DTF then I probably wouldnt have had failure.

You'd still fail. You always do. You're like a retarded puppy trying to catch a frisbee. You can try as many times as you'd like, but it's just not gonna happen.

[AppleBonker]

DTF

Wait, people actually think it's a good idea to use this acronym?

[frapjap]

TBH Its not entirely my fault. I talked to my friend today who called her a slut and told me everything about her, and he said he was just f**king with me and shes not a slut. That pissed me off. If I hadnt started talking to her with the notion of her being a slut and she was always DTF then I probably wouldnt have had failure.

Stephen Sett, you have some incredibly thick skin. I hope you went all judo karate chop your "friends" a**. Or at least unfriended him on facebook. Or your hopeless dudes forum. Or put a used condom on his dorm room door knob.

But then again, you'll probably fail at revenge too.






Since we're officially on PAGE 5 of Stephen's Epic Failure With Women thread, I think its time that we start a collection fund for him to get a hooker at Carlisle this year.

Noogey for Nala
I can see it now. Donate anything; whatever our members can afford. Fifty cents to fourty dollars.
Or condoms, lube, leopard print man thong, whatever!

[Encryptshun]

DTF

Wait, people actually think it's a good idea to use this acronym?

Doomed To Fail?

[AppleBonker]

I think its time that we start a collection fund for him to get a hooker at Carlisle this year.

This is brilliant. On one condition: the hooker has to agree to explain the hilarity that will ensue.

[Encryptshun]

I say the act must be recorded and then critiqued by the wimmins at the event.

[frapjap]

I think its time that we start a collection fund for him to get a hooker at Carlisle this year.

This is brilliant. On one condition: the hooker has to agree to explain the hilarity that will ensue.

We can invite her back to one of the party rooms, give her a consolation beer (or nine) and get a first hand account and epic tale of what occurred!

[Bubba1]

TBH Its not entirely my fault. I talked to my friend today who called her a slut and told me everything about her, and he said he was just f**king with me and shes not a slut. That pissed me off. If I hadnt started talking to her with the notion of her being a slut and she was always DTF then I probably wouldnt have had failure.

Wow, you read my response? Or was it Dire's response agreeing with me? You are in denial, kid. You ARE 1000% at fault, you're just too stupid to see it. Stop diverting blame, you're not in the 9th grade anymore.

It should not have mattered at all what your friends said about her. You're the one who spent the time with her. You were too focused on your script and sexual expectations to see what was really happening.

By the way, the window of opportunity will soon close for you. you can bet word has already begun to spread among her circle of girlfriends about you being a horny creep. If you don't change your attitude soon, you're gonna face the same sexless problem in college as you did in high school.

[Encryptshun]

Nala, you are not the only socially-awkward college freshman in history. What will set you apart is whether or not you seriously try to get past it. Have you ever considered taking a beginner-level acting class? There are a lot of skills they teach that will help you learn how to use correct body language and vocal intonation as well as help you learn to assess a situation for the appropriate response through improvisation. Mastering those things can improve your confidence and help you shake off the "creepy guy" vibe that people get from you. Plus a lot of cute chicks take acting classes.

Just for the love of god don't cop a feel during the trust-fall exercise.

[Bubba1]

I think its time that we start a collection fund for him to get a hooker at Carlisle this year.

Good idea, but I suspect once the Carlisle hooker meets DJ Creepy in person, her fee will quadruple.

[naladude911]

I will play off being creepy (even though I obiously didnt mean to be) and wont text her at all today and wait for her to send me a text

[RobPaulson]

You'd still fail. You always do. You're like a retarded puppy trying to catch a frisbee. You can try as many times as you'd like, but it's just not gonna happen.

I will play off being creepy (even though I obiously didnt mean to be) and wont text her at all today and wait for her to send me a text

protip: she wont, you're alrdy creepy.

[Bubba1]

I will play off being creepy (even though I obiously didnt mean to be) and wont text her at all today and wait for her to send me a text

Nala, you ain't playing creepy, you are creepy. Don't make it worse. She already blew you off politely by telling you she has a BF. Take the big hint and stop bothering her altogether. You failed. It's your fault, stop whining, move on.

[troskinatior]

DTF

Doomed To Fail?

I googled it and the whole page is "what did the jersey shore people mean when the say dtf" But it means down to f*** aparently

And nala how is in creppy to not text someone for a whole day? I think it would be creepy if you keep texting her even tho see told you she had a bf which is oviously worng. And how do you talk to someone like there a slut? What so you say " Lick my balls b****"? It was your fault for talikng to her like she was a slut

[fiznowler]

At this rate Nala's hand will soon reject him.

[Bmore-coupe]

[snwbrdr435]

Nala the whole idea you have that if a girls a slut she will sleep with you is fail.

[Bmore-coupe]

Nala the whole idea you have that if a girls a slut she will sleep with you is fail.

Correct!! If a girl is a slut, she will sleep with everyone EXCEPT you.

[car nut]

Pics of said girl? I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up already.

[ThatGuyRoger]

lmao remember the last time a pic of a girl nala was after was posted?... that poor child... epic lulz though

[Encryptshun]

Nala the whole idea you have that if a girls a slut she will sleep with you is fail.

Correct!! If a girl is a slut, she will sleep with everyone EXCEPT you.

No. A slut is a girl who sleeps with everyone. A b**** is a girl who sleeps with everyone but you.