Need help with girls?

[BusyBadger]

I think his best friend is his right hand, or is it his left?

Right = Wife
Left = Mistress

Never shall the two meet.

Don't bet on it, it'll happen after he reads some e-article on how to have a threesome.

All parties involved will feel awkward in the morning.

[GrilledCheese33]

she wants to come tomorrow. better get some condoms

OMG PUN

[S13_love]

I smoked with her and now she says shes coming to my room now! My friends says she may have an STD but i doubt it

[PEZi]

wow.... just wow

[rc1honda]

OMG WIN. She messaged me and was like, wanna blaze?
I smoked with her and now she says shes coming to my room now! My friends says she may have an STD but i doubt it

Dude nala I wanna talk real to you for a minute. When someone says that, it means she gets around, she is slut. She has probably effed hundreds of dudes and lets people do whatever they want to her. Sluts are cool sometimes but not for your first time man. You are going to fall in love with this girl and she is going to blow and screw all your friends and it's gonna kill you, i mean really depress you and mess with your head.

Plus STD's are no effing joke. I slept with a girl i wasn't sure about, and the 6 months to confirm i was clean was a nightmare. I met a girl in that time and it was really hard to get close when your scared you might give something to a good girl cuz you had drunk one nite stand. STDs are scary s*** if any girl you wanna sleep with and STD are in the same sentence that's a HUGE STOP SIGN. Don't do it.

If you do decide to sleep with this girl please, please get down there and take a look around. And wear a condom for the love of christ. Yes condoms suck but they are your freind, besides it might help you last a little longer then 3 pumps for your first time.

[Bubba1]

OMG WIN. She messaged me and was like, wanna blaze?
I smoked with her and now she says shes coming to my room now! My friends says she may have an STD but i doubt it

Dude nala I wanna talk real to you for a minute. When someone says that, it means she gets around, she is slut. She has probably effed hundreds of dudes and lets people do whatever they want to her. Sluts are cool sometimes but not for your first time man. You are going to fall in love with this girl and she is going to blow and screw all your friends and it's gonna kill you, i mean really depress you and mess with your head.

Plus STD's are no effing joke. I slept with a girl i wasn't sure about, and the 6 months to confirm i was clean was a nightmare. I met a girl in that time and it was really hard to get close when your scared you might give something to a good girl cuz you had drunk one nite stand. STDs are scary s*** if any girl you wanna sleep with and STD are in the same sentence that's a HUGE STOP SIGN. Don't do it.

If you do decide to sleep with this girl please, please get down there and take a look around. And wear a condom for the love of christ. Yes condoms suck but they are your freind, besides it might help you last a little longer then 3 pumps for your first time.

You realize this is Nala. He's so weird, he might want to catch an STD as proof he had sex.

And if this girl somehow mysteriously sees beyond his creepiness (with lotsa pot), and does something sexual with him (a long shot), I predict Nala will instantly propose marriage while his pants are sill at his ankles.

If his parents knew the extent of his creepiness, they'd jump off a bridge.

[naladude911]

shes chilling later today. Of course im going to wear a condom. Too early for kids

[Bubba1]

shes chilling later today. Of course im going to wear a condom. Too early for kids

You realize with all the build up you keep stirring up, if nothing happens again, you're gonna get pounded? You really should STFU.

[sx moneypit]

If this was somebody else i wouldn't believe it,but it is Nala.

[AppleBonker]

I just hope nala comes in here to tell us the story about his first *actual* hookup. I want to hear about the 30 seconds of intense awkwardness when it does happen. That poor girl...

[mmkeller]

I just hope nala comes in here to tell us the story about his first *actual* hookup. I want to hear about the 30 seconds of intense awkwardness when it does happen. That poor girl...

Won't be complete without video, legendary entertainment for sure
GO NALA, GO NALA, GO NALA

[krash]

My friends says she may have an STD but i doubt it

hah. haha. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I hope you get the herpaghonna.

Nala's version of a threesome?

The only kind of threesome Nala will ever see

[themadscientist]

Webcam that ish. This could be you failing in front of the world man.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq4Jlq5j5gk[/youtube]

[elwesso]

The chick is probably just dry and needs more weed. I'll let everyone else quote and run with that statement

[MinisterofDOOM]

I wish I had 2 numbers...

I have 2 numbers.
The both go to the same phone.
If you're going to do something, you might as well do it twice. Or something like that.

My friends says she may have an STD but i doubt it

[S13_love]

1) Out of all the pics that you have of yourself...why on earth did you choose that one?



2) Why did you immediately deny that pic of you isn't you?

...and...

3) Why were you on that site at 4 in the morning??

[ThatGuyRoger]

bwahahahaha hes spending more time on that forum than hitting the books

[Amays U G37S]

i told that fool to watch out for them ho's with stds

he won't listen

FIND OUT NALA'S FATE

TONIGHT

WHEN THE GIRL WITH THE STDS COMES OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TO SMOKE HIS WEEDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[naladude911]

obviously the time zone setting is messed up

[downedzephyr]

[Bubba1]

1) Out of all the pics that you have of yourself...why on earth did you choose that one?



2) Why did you immediately deny that pic of you isn't you?

...and...

3) Why were you on that site at 4 in the morning??

OMG, Nala really did that!!! The creepiness is spreading like a fungus

Nala, did it ever occur to you that by your "skipping the breaking the ice", which is the part where you speak with and get to know a girl, and your going straight to groping and rubbing up to her like a creepy pervert, is exactly why you get cockblocked?

[ThatGuyRoger]

smoke weed erryday

[ADDirishboy]

Wow. Another Nala girl advice thread? Really? Seriously guys, just stop feeding the troll already.

[Red coupe]

Wow. Another Nala girl advice thread? Really? Seriously guys, just stop feeding the troll already.

But it is so good...

I mean seriously:

1) Out of all the pics that you have of yourself...why on earth did you choose that one?



2) Why did you immediately deny that pic of you isn't you?

...and...

3) Why were you on that site at 4 in the morning??

[AZhitman]

^ Flawless Victory.

[AZhitman]

obviously the time zone setting is messed up

I'm totally sending a link to this thread to your Pops.

HE WILL BE DISAPPOINT.

[Red coupe]

I just realized something that blew my mind....


search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&author_id=3737
Last post by The Mic I can find was on 02 May 2006

Meanwhile
naladude911-u48234.html
Username: naladude911
Interests: cars, boobz, dogs, mma
Joined: 03 Oct 2006

a few months after Mike leaves... "Stephen" shows up. Not making any claims here, but its interesting.
Has anyone ever seen Nala and The Mic in the same place at the same time?

[AppleBonker]

BWAHAHAHAHA. Who posted that picture of him? That is facking epic!!!

For anyone who didn't notice, the handle is different from the OP to the posted picture... LMFAO

[PEZi]

For anyone who didn't notice, the handle is different from the OP to the posted picture... LMFAO

HOLY SHIXT!

[LocAL_anarchy]

This thread needs a poll. Perhaps it can be called "How Nala Met a Girl"

Nala loses his virginity and...

Scenario 1. Immediately gains confidence and swagger on a legen(wait for it)dary level, and starts going through girls like underwear.

Scenario 2. Stays with the girl, who is hopefully somewhat STD-free, and they both live happily ever after.

Scenario 3. Immediately falls in love, and the creepiness level triples. The girl dismisses him, thinking it was just an innocent one night stand. Deprerssion sets in, and he then starts to propose his undying love to every girl he meets.

Scenario 4. ?