Need help with girls?

[ThatGuyRoger]

lmao!!

[Ozzie]

Nala, if you want to get your d!ck wet, just start throwing some of your dad's money around.
Plenty of cheap slutty whores will offer to bang you then.

(Don't pretend that you are after a relationship, because you have proven many times that you're only interested in becoming a non-virgin)

/best advice given to Nala on the internet EVER.

[Amays U G37S]

^ever

[Bubba1]

Nico has given me lots of advice and yes I have taken it in, but ignored most of it. "

The big question is why do you keep ignoring our advice? You keep failing because you ignore most of it.

. I was just showing you this forum (very very very useful) that helps one with advice in all if not most situations. I am laid back.

No, you're not laid back, you're desperate and creepy around girls. Face the truth. You are. That sex forum is not going to help you get laid until you start viewing girls as people instead of sperm receptacles.

After we hook up (not just once, hooking up on and off for a good 30 mins) I ask for her number. If she leaves, ok, on to the next one. If she gives it and then leaves then ok yay I have a chance. If she leaves and asks me to go outside then I go and chill. Bring up casual conversation and imply about going back to my room with "wow, its cold out we should go inside". "I have some more stuff back in my room if you want to chill" "ugh too bad this party got busted. Want to come chill for a bit?"

Geez, you just made my point. You're about to get some real advice. I suggest you read it this time. You are doing the same lame strategy you did in high school which failed badly. you're still working off a creepy script with one goal in mind..sex. It ain't gonna work for you, kid. That kinda script nonsense only works if you have charisma or confidence. You have neither.You must invest a lot of time getting to know them and to convince them that you are not a weird creepy turd looking for an quick lay. Until you do that, you will continue to fail and jerk off twice daily.

[Jesda]

[mmkeller]

I think his best friend is his right hand, or is it his left?

[Amays U G37S]

awe thats cute

hes not trying hard at all, he already dun it

[Jesda]

I think his best friend is his right hand, or is it his left?

Right = Wife
Left = Mistress

Never shall the two meet.

[Razi]

[krash]

I think his best friend is his right hand, or is it his left?

Right = Wife
Left = Mistress

Never shall the two meet.

IF they did, things could get a little interesting.

[Mr1der]

did it tell you to be yourself and just keep casting the worm out in a vast ocean?

[flohtingPoint]

I found this today
theattractionforums.com
Ive found out a lot of useful information. Just spreading the word


/Nala thread

http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/

LOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/ ... semen.html

LMFAO!!!! It's like a whole forum full of Nala's. I can read this dumb crap all day.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

damnit Nala, stop creating thread like this. You seriously need to just fall into a well.

[elwesso]

LOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/ ... semen.html

LMFAO!!!! It's like a whole forum full of Nala's. I can read this dumb crap all day.

LOL!!! That reminds me of the american pie where the dude money-shots the chicks teddy bear or something.. BAHAHA

And I thought Zilvia was bad.

[Mr1der]

http://www.theattractionforums.com/sex/ ... semen.html

LMFAO!!!! It's like a whole forum full of Nala's. I can read this dumb crap all day.

good god....

to be fair, I think I could put Peter North to shame though.

[naladude911]

well this site is f*** awesome (im referring to attraction forum)
I used one of their tactics today and got a girl to..
A. give me her phone number
B. Ask me to chill with her sometime
C. Message me on Facebook
D. Give me her phone number.

[elwesso]

so you got her number twice?

It sounds like that girl is doing things you should be doing.. However, I think the most irresistable pickup line is

SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE



Especially when you say horse pop is included no extra charge!

[mmkeller]

aannndd .......

[troskinatior]

A. give me her phone number
D. Give me her phone number.

?

[ThatGuyRoger]

[poems2beats]

Who needs TV with threads like this? Entertainment for days....

[Bubba1]

Right = Wife
Left = Mistress

Never shall the two meet.

IF they did, things could get a little interesting.[/quote]

Nala's version of a threesome?

[naladude911]

OMG WIN. She messaged me and was like, wanna blaze?
I smoked with her and now she says shes coming to my room now! My friends says she may have an STD but i doubt it

[troskinatior]

lolirl
Better have a condom.

better yet maybe 2 haha

[Bubba1]

well this site is f**king awesome (im referring to attraction forum)
I used one of their tactics today and got a girl to..
A. give me her phone number
B. Ask me to chill with her sometime
C. Message me on Facebook
D. Give me her phone number.

You realize once she actually meets you in person and discovers how creepy you are, you're toast. You're still looking for shortcuts.

[Dittoz7]

I wish I had 2 numbers...

[GrilledCheese33]

I'm so glad Nala accepted my facebook friend request. Now I can be further entertained

[GrilledCheese33]

Another free post, but that forum is epic lolz

[poems2beats]

My friends says she may have an STD but i doubt it

Eat her out for sure!

[naladude911]

she wants to come tomorrow. better get some condoms