I'm off to Canada

[IBCoupe]

"STHATHEE!!!! get the keys. we're *burp*, s***, i puked in my mouth a little. we're going to see nala. where'd i put my beer?"

I laughed. A lot. And my coworkers were confused.

[numbnuts240]

she wouldn't take us. we tried to convince her to take us to a carnival after we'd been drinking once. she wasn't too keen on the idea of more than likely having to bail us out of jail. although that's always a possibility, even when we're out and sober.

[tiger-SE-R]

was that the same day that you almost ignited Rays jacket with a sparkler?

[numbnuts240]

possibly.

[sx moneypit]

you realize if you even mention a get-together there, Nala will show up, stand in the background, leer at your GF's behinds, and then complain here when no one introduces themselves to him.

once he's on the property, it's on. no one will ever find him in the trunk of that lincoln in the woods behind my house.

The trunk of the Lincoln will be like a house compared to all the lockers he has been stuffed in.

[Bubba1]

The trunk of the Lincoln will be like a house compared to all the lockers he has been stuffed in.

Is there enough room in that trunk for Nala and the fat chick that spooked him when they "hooked up"on that dance floor??

[tiger-SE-R]

The trunk of the Lincoln will be like a house compared to all the lockers he has been stuffed in.

I've got a pond in the back yard, just sayin

[IBCoupe]

You could use Tito's pool. Then he'd have the perfect excuse for not cleaning it.

Throw a few carp in there, and the evidence will be completely gone in a matter of days.

[numbnuts240]

the water in that pool has got to be awfully toxic by now. it probably glows at night.

[IBCoupe]

Even better. You can tell the cops he died trying to turn himself into the Hulk. He said he was going out to the backyard, but you were so into watching Big Trouble in Little China that you didn't notice that he had been gone for so long.

[sx moneypit]

Even better. You can tell the cops he died trying to turn himself into the Hulk. He said he was going out to the backyard, but you were so into watching Big Trouble in Little China that you didn't notice that he had been gone for so long.

[fiznowler]

LOL Nala's threads are always better after they get a nice steamy dump taken on them by everyone.

Oh carnival is a very bad idea after heavy drinking. We had 4 of us that went smashed to the fair last year. Everyone of us threw up at some point. The extreme heat and s*** barely held together rides dont' mix so well with a good drunk.

[Bubba1]

LOL Nala's threads are always better after they get a nice steamy dump taken on them by everyone.

Oh carnival is a very bad idea after heavy drinking. We had 4 of us that went smashed to the fair last year. Everyone of us threw up at some point. The extreme heat and s*** barely held together rides dont' mix so well with a good drunk.

Speaking of steamy dumps, we're about due for another update from Canada...

[sx moneypit]

LOL Nala's threads are always better after they get a nice steamy dump taken on them by everyone.

Oh carnival is a very bad idea after heavy drinking. We had 4 of us that went smashed to the fair last year. Everyone of us threw up at some point. The extreme heat and s*** barely held together rides dont' mix so well with a good drunk.

Speaking of steamy dumps, we're about due for another update from Canada...

[tiger-SE-R]

We can always hope that the border patrol will turn him away and tell him hes no longer welcome in the US and has to stay up there

[numbnuts240]

i already, anonymously, notified teh feds of his scheme to smuggle pot and illegal meds intot he country, via his pooper. should make his return trip interesting.

[Razi]

i already, anonymously, notified teh feds of his scheme to smuggle pot and illegal meds intot he country, via his pooper. should make his return trip interesting.

[Jesda]

We can always hope that the border patrol will turn him away and tell him hes no longer welcome in the US and has to stay up there

Shania Twain would be deeply annoyed by this decision.

[sentrastace]

Wait, Nala's going to school in Hartford?

run.

[Bubba1]

i already, anonymously, notified teh feds of his scheme to smuggle pot and illegal meds into the country, via his pooper. should make his return trip interesting.

[naladude911]

sorry i havent been posting, just got back from our lake house

Boy was that night amazing

The drinking age in manitoba is 18 so my friend took me out.

There is so much pride in buying your own beer. I drowned 2 becks in 30 mins, then 20 mins later we went to his friends house and met up with some hot female friends and 2 other guys who owned a toyota soarer and a R32 skyline. I talked to them a bit and took pictures of the cars. Pretty welll done up. I took pics. Then I drowned a corona and went to the bar/club. Had 10 koakanees and felt like I was flying. Got home at 3 AM with a throbbing head.

[Razi]

[asoomal]

[Urabus GodofTraction]

sorry i havent been posting, just got back from our lake house

Boy was that night amazing

The drinking age in manitoba is 18 so my friend took me out.

There is so much pride in buying your own beer. I drowned 2 becks in 30 mins, then 20 mins later we went to his friends house and met up with some hot female friends and 2 other guys who owned a toyota soarer and a R32 skyline. I talked to them a bit and took pictures of the cars. Pretty welll done up. I took pics. Then I drowned a corona and went to the bar/club. Had 10 koakanees and felt like I was flying. Got home at 3 AM with a throbbing head.

Drowned? You drowned a beer? Idiot. Downed. You down beer. So your amazing night is two Beck's (chick beer), a Corona (might as well have a vagina), and 10 (suuuuure) of what is basically Canada's Coor's Light? That's uh... 13 beers in an evening. I'm pretty sure I could perform heart surgery after that (though it wouldn't be as good as your esteemed father's work), and I'm known among my peers (admittedly, a very heavy drinking lot we are) as a lightweight.

[dre1507]

So he gets "drunk" with drunken chicks and he still gets not even boobie action? oh how sad you are Nala. oh how sad. i know he didn't say anything about the chicks themselves being drunk (as if them being drunk would make them any more knowledgable of nala's existence as a "male"), but it's the only way his update makes sense to me, and it still doesn't make sense. cause he had lots of weak stuff and thinks he the man now.

[Jesda]

FOCUS ON YOUR EDUCATION INSTEAD OF LIVING UP TO THE VALUES AND IDEALS DEPICTED BY "JERSEY SHORE."

[packerjd04]

Got home at 3 AM with a throbbing head.

Since when do you have a throbbing head while still drunk? That comes the next day...

[PEZi]

FOCUS ON YOUR EDUCATION INSTEAD OF LIVING UP TO THE VALUES AND IDEALS DEPICTED BY "JERSEY SHORE."

don't dis da shore y0

[naladude911]

there are a lot of JDM tyte rides and QX4's in Canada, I havent really seen that many ricers.

[Razi]

Too bad your SUV couldn't join them in their ricer crew.