I'm off to Canada

[sultan]

he said he got home at 3am with a throbbing head, he didn't specify what DAY.


although we all know the answer to that

[naladude911]

quick advice for:
-I meet a hot girl at college orientation
-shes in the same school
-she talks to me on FB and is like, your cute text me whenever you want
-weve been texting everyday since may
-she turns convos intimate
-calls me incredibally sexy, and flirts
-last night her replies are different, short, concise, and negative.
-she apologizes for being a b**** and says shes mad at someone
-she says its not me
-she hasnt replied to anything during the day, and sometimes replies at night for a bit then leaves me hanging
-I look at her facebook and shes flirting with other guys kind of.
What should I do? She wants to meet up with me in a couple weeks when I get back from Vancouver.... and do lots of things with me in college.

[danshaz82]

dont blow her phone up. its creepy and makes you seem desperate. just text her once or so during the day, or at night, and if she doesnt respond, oh well.

[naladude911]

one of my friends told me that it might be a good thing because girls like to play games. Im trying to find her a present in Vancouver but shes like "dont get me anything". Idk. Girls are complicated.

[AppleBonker]

quick advice for:
-I meet a hot girl at college orientation
-shes in the same school
-she talks to me on FB and is like, your cute text me whenever you want
-weve been texting everyday since may
-she turns convos intimate
-calls me incredibally sexy, and flirts

After that I stopped reading. Want advice? Find a chick who isn't imaginary?

And does incredi-BALLY mean you've always got lots of balls around? Is that some weird ghey thing?

[naladude911]

im sorry for my spelling, but im on summer mode lol. Incredibly.

[S13_love]

quick advice for:

Oh god. Here we go again....

What should I do? She wants to meet up with me in a couple weeks when I get back from Vancouver....

Yeah...and?

[naladude911]

idk, i thought it was a good sign.... i shouldnt be so worried, there are a lot of girls next year. Its just that I put in a lot of effort to start something, and im concerned what these signs mean all of a sudden.

[timay]

im sorry for my spelling, but im on summer mode lol. Incredibly.

Not a good excuse.

There's never a good reason to spell horribly, use grammar incorrectly, or not punctuate.

[Jesda]

[timay]

Wow....LMAO.

[dre1507]

no. can we please refrain from giving this....(can't decide on appropriate insulting name) any women advice. he won't take it.
anyways here goes.

- girl acting weird? ask what's up only once.
- girl playing games? tell her bye and go play with someone else in traffic.
- girl trying to be a player (slore) by trying to be with you and other guys? marry her and divorce her for 720 million.

[AppleBonker]

I laughed hard. Then cried a little.

[tiger-SE-R]

What should I do? She wants to meet up with me in a couple weeks when I get back from Vancouver.... and do lots of things with me in college.

Read through all of the other pointless threads that you made about asking for advice about girls.

How many times does the NICO collective have to repeat the same thing over and over to you?

[dre1507]

i didn't even read the bit about what to do when a girl wants to meet you and do things with you in college. lerls. This can go wrong in only one way. if she says lets go shopping, then you're ghey. lerls. if not, then why are you asking what to do. you whip out and get to work. unless you're seriously small, then i can understand why you're asking for advice, because she might die from laughter.

tips for disposing of bodies:
- google it.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Why does Nala drink b**** beer?

And lol about the girl. I wonder what she looks like!

Nala, why don't you give us her name?

[dre1507]

it's the fat chick's cousin. they're gonna run a train on him. lerls.

[naladude911]

she texted me back and everything is fine. She said its normal for her not to reply in the afternoon. She apologizes for being rude last night to.

[dre1507]

OMG, i'm gonna cross my fingers and hope you get a decent looking and just overall decent girlfriend. what am i talking about? you getting a girlfriend is amazing enough not considering anything about the female. maybe she can help you achieve some sensibility.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Girl loves drama, and is playing you. Enjoy.

[Bubba1]

As predicted, another "steaming dump" update from Nala.

[timay]

As predicted, another "steaming dump" update from Nala.

Bubba, I'm inclined to agree with you on that.

[naladude911]

Im off to take advantage of the drinking age tonight

[ProudNissanFreak]

Dude, you're f*** kidding me. Just tell her you'll meet up with her one night when you get back, then nail her.

[timay]

Honestly, Nala, your father is a renowned doctor, your mother, an amazing artist and whatever else she does.

How in the hell did they end up making you? Seriously. Nala, your father is disappoint.

[Bubba1]

quick advice for:
-What should I do?

Well, considering you've ignored our advice about dating every single time you've asked, I think I speak for many here by summing it briefly for you so you'll understand....

[naladude911]

umm my friend just messaged me, he cant pick me up tonight so no going out

[ProudNissanFreak]

What happened to your grandparents' jDm tYt3 EG6?

[Bubba1]

umm my friend just messaged me, he cant pick me up tonight so no going out

Ok, that last one went over your head, try this one....I know it's sutble...

[naladude911]

the eg6 is in vancouver, and i wont drink and drive.