I'm off to Canada

[Bubba1]

the eg6 is in vancouver, and i wont drink and drive.

Okay, maybe this one will sink into that "drowned" beer filled skull of yours....

[naladude911]

y do u like posting pics of hairy pussys

[Bubba1]

y do u like posting pics of hairy pussys

Those kittens are the only type of pu$$y you'll ever see. Perhaps you should read the words instead of just looking at the pics.

[ADDirishboy]

God damnit Bubba, those pics are PERFECT.

[dre1507]

yes. they are highlariouz.

[S13_love]

Those kittens are the only type of pu$$y you'll ever see.

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

PLeasem Please PLEASE get drunk and drift around your school parking lot...PLEASE.

[danshaz82]

alright. ive been drinking quite heavily tonight. so, im gunna go for the underdog, just to keep things interesrting.

[ThatGuyRoger]

[Bubba1]

Got home at 3 AM with a throbbing head.

Try this... ,

[TurboSauce]

LOL ^ ( curious as to how that works)

[Bubba1]

LOL ^ ( curious as to how that works)

Seemed appropriate for his problem, well, one of them.

[naladude911]

so apparantly this girl is playing games with me, which according to my friends means two things.
1. shes interested
2. shes trying to find out if im capable of being more then friends.
these games started last week and mostly consist of inconsistant texting where she will text me back fast, and then not text me for 4 hours. In that 4 hours she leaves me hanging and I ususally go, so what happened. or hi you there? etc.
Now I talked to my friend last night and he said she is is probably doing this so that she can see if im really clingy, desperate, or that I NEED her to text me, not that I WANT her to text me.
Well I played her game last night and waited for her to text me. She did, but I waited 20 mins later to reply and then continued on the conversation. Now today I wont text her until she texts me first.

[snwbrdr435]

NALA TEXTING ISN'T TALKING TO GIRLS! STOP WITH THE CHILDISH BEHAVIOR AND MAYBE YOU WILL GET SOME. AND SERIOUSLY YOU DIDNT GO OUT BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND BAILED ON YOU THERE ARE THESE WONDERFUL f*** THINGS CALLED PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. TRAINS BUSES f*** TAXIS. If you really are waiting for her to text you that is at least a small step forward. DO NOT SPAM HER WITH TEXTS

[naladude911]

i actually asked if i could call her and she said im phone shy. Also, im not going out getting drunk by myself in a city I dont know. Texting is what people my age do, its pretty normal.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Phone shy? Or busy getting railed by guys she actually likes?

Foster, she played you good. It's caIIed the honey pot.

[Mr1der]

if you're texting a girl, you better be getting naked pictures or it's your sister.

since it's not MY sister, get naked pics even if it's yours.

[Otto.]

It's Tyler's sister.

[ProudNissanFreak]

i actually asked if i could call her and she said im phone shy. Also, im not going out getting drunk by myself in a city I dont know. Texting is what people my age do, its pretty normal.

We don't do that to try and hook up with girls. We do this thing, really complex and weird, called "face to face conversations." Yeah, you're not in town, blah, blah. This applies to every other time you've f*** up. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this was one of your "friends" messing around with you, just like they did when they told you some girl wanted to go to prom with you, which turned out to be a joke. Once bitten, twice shy. Learn from your mistakes.


Cliffs: Free post, he's not going to read advice anyways.

[Bubba1]

Are you guys expecting him to take your advice? These are the same questions he asked in his last 3 date advice threads.

imagine if Nala was speaking of Tita's sister....

[ProudNissanFreak]

Are you guys expecting him to take your advice? These are the same questions he asked in his last 3 date advice threads.

imagine if Nala was speaking of Tita's sister....

Nah, just came in for a free post

[MellowZ32]

It's Tyler's sister.

YOU LEAVE MY FUTURE "BUDDY" OUT OF THIS!

imagine if Nala was speaking of Tita's sister....

Tito's only sister passed away a few years ago! you bastard!

[Bubba1]

It's Tyler's sister.

YOU LEAVE MY FUTURE "BUDDY" OUT OF THIS!

imagine if Nala was speaking of Tita's sister....

Tito's only sister passed away a few years ago! you bastard!

I didn't know. Okay, make it his cousin. We're only talking hypothetical.

[packerjd04]

? etc.
Now I talked to my friend last night and he said she is is probably doing this so that she can see if im really clingy, desperate, or that I NEED her to text me, not that I WANT her to text me.

I think we all know the answer..

[S13_love]

so apparantly this girl is playing games with me, which according to my friends means two things.
1. shes interested
2. shes trying to find out if im capable of being more then friends.
these games started last week and mostly consist of inconsistant texting where she will text me back fast, and then not text me for 4 hours. In that 4 hours she leaves me hanging and I ususally go, so what happened. or hi you there? etc.

/myself

[AppleBonker]

so apparantly this girl is playing games with me

Games are lame. Chicks that play them aren't worth the time with one exception. The only game I like to play is called "just the tip".

[dre1507]

^^ what that guy says. if she has time to play games then she's not worth your time. Dude Nala. i genuinely don't hate you and would love to see you do well in life and relationships, but come on man, you really can't be this ditsy.

P.S. In no way am i defending Nala or his essence.

[IBCoupe]

Nala, your posts reek of desperate.

If you want to find success, here's three words to live by: stop being douchey. I'm serious. Stop it.

Stop trying to analyze what this girl is doing or not doing by texting or not texting you. Stop living moment-to-moment wondering what goes on in her head. If she's with you, chances are, it's not much, but that doesn't matter: she's with you. If she doesn't want to be with you, she'll let you know by saying so or by never responding to you ever again. Don't be a creepy stalker.

You don't need a wife, so stop acting like this girl's going to be it. Yeah, it's a girl. Yeah, she's talking to you. But, dude, she's going to the same school as you - you're going to spend the next four years on the same campus (maybe six; I've never seen your grades). She's flirting with other guys. Know what that means? She's either going to sleep with all of you, or she's going to sleep with none of you. Either way, it shouldn't matter to you. You're in Canada. Walk to the liquor store and get plastered if you don't want to drive. Buy a gun. Insult the Queen. Do whatever it is retarded Americans do in Canada.

In sum: find other stuff to think about. Send her a text once in a while and do other things. If she texts you back, cool. If she doesn't, cool.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Insult the Queen. Do whatever it is retarded Americans do in Canada.

I'd rather insult the PM, and I don't need to go to Canada for that.

[ADDirishboy]

It's Tyler's sister.

Grumblegrumblesonofaf*ckingwhoreb*tchc**ta**d!ck.