I'm off to Canada

[Razi]

He could wander into a 18 year old area just by dumb luck.
Doesn't require him to be intelligent at all.

[PoorManQ45]

He could wander into a 18 year old area just by dumb luck.
Doesn't require him to be intelligent at all.

We all know he doesn't get lucky...

[Razi]

I'll bet if the first location he wanders into has a 19 year old limit, someone might tell them the way to a place where 18 year olds are allowed.

[PoorManQ45]

Are you talking nicely about Nala?

[Razi]

I don't see how I am.

[Bubba1]

Can anyone be so kind to give me cliff notes of what happened to nala after carisle event?

I'll take a shot at a recap, but most of the excitement occurred before Carlisle. I'm sure I'm out of sequence and missing stuff. So guys, please feel free to fill in the blanks.

Ok, Nala admitted that he both sniffed and licked the outside of his mom's SUV to determine if it actually received a urine bath at Carlisle.

I think he graduated high school, and is going to college in Hartford(?) this fall. No news reports of a mass female exodus from there...yet.

The creepy casanova finally got a prom date without theatrics or additional parental funding. A girl approached him. He posted a bad pic of her and she did look a bit plump, but overall she seemed nice. But Nala rudely labelled her "fat" instead of being grateful for her kindness. Well, Nala failed to score with her anyway. But later, he boldly claimed to have "hooked up" with another girl, and bragged he made "good progress" with his fear of females. To our amusement, he explained what he meant by "hooking up". Turns out it's not casual sex. Instead, it was simply a random "fat" girl giving him a surprise, sloppy, wet kiss/hug in the middle of a crowded dance floor in front of a cheering crowd. Nala said (despite his expert MMA and karate skills) she held him captive until she finished kissing him. He noted being disgusted by an odd taste she gave him in his mouth. But our valiant virgin still considered this a major step forward in his sex life because that incident was, after all, his first kiss with a non-relative human female. Speculations of that odd taste included semen left over from the girl's previous dance partner. Kudos to Tita for that theory.

Nala is currently on vacation in Canada visiting relatives, and finds it necessary to nauseate...er... update us daily with every detail, no matter how tedious. These insipid posts include descriptions of "musquitto" bites, flight delays, driving impressions of his elderly relative's mundane cars, identifying passing cars spotted enroute to his parent's vacation home, plus ignorant and imflammatory commentary about Canada and its people (despite his acknowledging he's Canadian himself). It reminds one of a weird 12 yr old kid sending daily postcards home from his first sleep-away camp. Our attempts to get Nala to stop sharing these embarrassing details have been both futile and entertaining at the same time.

Timay also made Nala news. Before Carlisle, Timay took Nala-teasing to an extreme and personal level. This past week, he suddenly and inexplicably (and briefly) became Nala's chief (well, only) defender, scolding me personally for my many "Nala" jokes. Timay's noble defense of Nala's freedom to post like a obsessive idiot ended quickly as it appears after Nala's last round of rantings, Timay had enough of it and concluded Nala was hopeless. Welcome back, Tim.

How did I do?

[PoorManQ45]

*snip* *snip* *snip*

How did I do?

You got most of it.

[RustyBucket]

If Bubba's summary is too long for you, the extra-extra short version is:
- Nala starts thread about a vacation to Canada
- Learnd'd keyboard warriors jump on Nala like a group of schoolyard bullies to win internets
- Douchebaggery ensues

[numbnuts240]

If Bubba's summary is too long for you, the extra-extra short version is:
- Nala starts thread about a vacation to Canada
- Learnd'd keyboard warriors jump on Nala like a group of schoolyard bullies to win internets
- Douchebaggery ensues

DAMNED STRAIGHT

[tiger-SE-R]

- Learnd'd keyboard warriors

[sx moneypit]

- Learnd'd keyboard warriors

[troskinatior]

thank you bubba and bucky, it seems like i didn't miss that much but im mad at myself for missing the prom.

[fiznowler]

If Bubba's summary is too long for you, the extra-extra short version is:
- Nala starts thread about a vacation to Canada
- Learnd'd keyboard warriors jump on Nala like a group of schoolyard bullies to win internets
- Douchebaggery ensues

This name is more suiting for you.

[numbnuts240]

[sx moneypit]

If Bubba's summary is too long for you, the extra-extra short version is:
- Nala starts thread about a vacation to Canada
- Learnd'd keyboard warriors jump on Nala like a group of schoolyard bullies to win internets
- Douchebaggery ensues

This name is more suiting for you.

[troskinatior]

EL OH EL

[fiznowler]

[MellowZ32]

- Learnd'd keyboard warriors

I'm the one in black face!

[sbird1]

Learned'd guys, you have way too much time. While humorous, you make it difficult to comment on topic. Way too much scrolling only to discover that some inside joke stuff is occurring. Just kidding... but seriously.

EDIT: Nala sucks. I couldn't be more on the fence about my feelings of banning him.

[AppleBonker]

This is page seven. It hasn't really been on topic since about... well... the first post.

[MellowZ32]

nala will get bro raped'd in canadia-land!

[fiznowler]

Learned'd guys, you have way too much time. While humorous, you make it difficult to comment on topic. Way too much scrolling only to discover that some inside joke stuff is occurring. Just kidding... but seriously.

EDIT: Nala sucks. I couldn't be more on the fence about my feelings of banning him.

This is a thread created by Nala. Do you really think there is a point to it anyway? There is not a real topic to try to stick to.

[sx moneypit]

nala will get bro raped'd in canadia-land!

[Bubba1]

This is page seven. It hasn't really been on topic since about... well... the first post.

I dunno.. Each day, Nala brings it back on topic with more tedious tidbits about his vacation. For all we know, today, he might discuss chirping the tires in his aunt Mildred's Buick.

[Razi]

nala will get bro raped'd in canadia-land!
http://archerian.files.wordpress.com/20 ... rantee.jpg

HAHAHAA

[sbird1]

I dunno.. Each day, Nala brings it back on topic with more tedious tidbits about his vacation. For all we know, today, he might discuss chirping the tires in his aunt Mildred's Buick.

[Red coupe]

If Bubba's summary is too long for you, the extra-extra short version is:
- Nala starts thread about a vacation to Canada
- Learnd'd keyboard warriors jump on Nala like a group of schoolyard bullies to win internets
- Douchebaggery ensues

Hand around, and even search up posts from nala.

A LOT of people have thought this until they became acclimated with him. He BEGS for it.

[MinisterofDOOM]

If Bubba's summary is too long for you, the extra-extra short version is:
- Nala starts thread about a vacation to Canada
- Learnd'd keyboard warriors jump on Nala like a group of schoolyard bullies to win internets
- Douchebaggery ensues

Hand around, and even search up posts from nala.

A LOT of people have thought this until they became acclimated with him. He BEGS for it.

Yep. It's not really that way at all. In fact, early on, you'd get a lot of people defending Nala in his threads. None of them waste the effort anymore; he's undefendable. Nala has even insulted the very people who have stood up for him in the past.

[IBCoupe]

Wait, Nala's going to school in Hartford?

[numbnuts240]

Wait, Nala's going to school in Hartford?

he was talking about going to univ of hartford. mark and i are loathing the day he becomes a ct "resident". we could probably use him to get into college parties, get drunk, break into his room, and have sexy time with drunk college girls in his bed. the "smell" will be the closest thing to him actually getting laid. then we can poop in his trash can on the way out.