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Hoe
Lee
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I just lost all faith in him being a real person. What you people saw at that meet was a hallucination brought on by spoiled semen and beer.


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i may have been hungover, but i wasn't seeing s***.

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ScorchedNX2K wrote:Hoe
Lee
s***
I just lost all faith in him being a real person. What you people saw at that meet was a hallucination brought on by spoiled semen and beer.
I know what you mean. I for the longest time thought Nala was just a person created to entertain us. He does exist that is what makes it even worse.
P.S. Nala you should have nailed said fat chick. We would have teased you a little but not as much as you are getting for kissing her and thinking you hooked up. Plus it would be good for ya. :bigthumb:

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everybody goes hog riding at some point in their lives.

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numbnuts240 wrote:everybody goes hog riding at some point in their lives.
Guilty as charged on more than a few occasions.

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i reserve those for stupidly long dry spells.

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numbnuts240 wrote:everybody goes hog riding at some point in their lives.
fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to see you in one!

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idk about you, but mopeds are fun, and my friends hear all about my sexual exploits.

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Or drunk spells.... I have standards they are just low. :tisk: I used to care about only about the hot chicks then I dated one for 7 years and realized hot does not mean everything because she was a beeotch. Now I just dont' care and I am making up for lost time and if I strike out with a hot chick her fat friend will do. :facepalm:

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fiznowler wrote:if I strike out with a hot chick her fat friend will do
:BnB:

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:rotfl

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What's annoying and disturbing, well, aside from Nala's excessive details, was that he was repulsed being kissed by a "fat" chick? As desperate as he was for a getting a girl to be interested in him, he should be friggin' grateful that ANY female, regardless of weight, who showed him any attention at all.



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Bubba1 wrote:What's annoying and disturbing, well, aside from Nala's excessive details, was that he was repulsed being kissed by a "fat" chick? As desperate as he was for a getting a girl to be interested in him, he should be friggin' grateful that ANY female, regardless of weight, who showed him any attention at all.
He was repulsed because it wasn't you!

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PoorManQ45 wrote:
Bubba1 wrote:What's annoying and disturbing, well, aside from Nala's excessive details, was that he was repulsed being kissed by a "fat" chick? As desperate as he was for a getting a girl to be interested in him, he should be friggin' grateful that ANY female, regardless of weight, who showed him any attention at all.
He was repulsed because it wasn't you!
ok..

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fiznowler wrote: ok..
Obviously you missed Timay commenting on Joel following Nala around.

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PoorManQ45 wrote:
fiznowler wrote: ok..
Obviously you missed Timay commenting on Joel following Nala around.

You can do better, PMQ.... :chuckle:

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Bubba1 wrote: You can do better, PMQ.... :chuckle:
This is true. I am too tired right now :frown:

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PoorManQ45 wrote:
fiznowler wrote: ok..
Obviously you missed Timay commenting on Joel following Nala around.
No I didn't. I just didnt' see the humor in that I guess. Maybe if you would have made a stab at Joel for being jelous of the fat chick i might have. :gotme But I thought Timmay was bitching about joel following Nala not the other way around. I dont' know I am also tired. And all this circle talk makes me want a nap.

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naladude911 wrote:we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips. Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me. Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?

-Btw I saw a skyline GTR R32 today.
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Yep this thread is now open game, never again will I stick up for nala.

I will not make a comment, I will just laugh my a** off.

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Anyhow... Canadians are a lot different then Americans. They talk funny, and most of the people my age all wear skater clothes. I saw some kid blasting Akon from his stock Toyota Yaris hatch. hahahahah. He had a guido haircut to.

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are you canadian?

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Well yea...

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naladude911 wrote:Anyhow... Canadians are a lot different then Americans. They talk funny, and most of the people my age all wear skater clothes. I saw some kid blasting Akon from his stock Toyota Yaris hatch. hahahahah. He had a guido haircut to.
That's not different, it's called New Jersey. And it sucks, too.

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naladude911 wrote:Anyhow... Canadians are a lot different then Americans. They talk funny, and most of the people my age all wear skater clothes. I saw some kid blasting Akon from his stock Toyota Yaris hatch. hahahahah. He had a guido haircut to.
Being Italian i take offense to your use of racial slurs against my ethnicity. And i think the term you were looking for was Blowout.

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And i bet that guido is cooler then you are.

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If you want to know what Canadians are like, watch six seasons of Corner Gas.

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naladude911 wrote:Anyhow... Canadians are a lot different then Americans. They talk funny, and most of the people my age all wear skater clothes. I saw some kid blasting Akon from his stock Toyota Yaris hatch. hahahahah. He had a guido haircut to.
Are there any other groups you'd like to offend?

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naladude911 wrote:we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips. Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me. Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?
LOL. :lolling: :lolling: :lolling:

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To nala talkin about the dude in the yaris: at least he had more balls than you. he probably gets hot chicks in his yaris. can you say the same? i'm pretty sure the fat chick was pitying you. LERLS.

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naladude911 wrote:Anyhow... Canadians are a lot different then Americans. They talk funny, and most of the people my age all wear skater clothes. I saw some kid blasting Akon from his stock Toyota Yaris hatch. hahahahah. He had a guido haircut to.
Shut up you dumb twit. I guarantee you wouldn't have the balls to call him out on that if you had the chance to. You just like to talk s*** behind your computer screen because you know you're safe.

No one respects you and you keep digging yourself a bigger grave in the NICO community. :tisk:

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JB is my hero!


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