I'm off to Canada

[numbnuts240]

i can...

[93coupe]

I assume there will be epic harassment of the land whale he prematurely ejaculates on.

[numbnuts240]

i can imagine it'd be like an instant acceptance of a marriage proposal in his inexperienced, awkward mind.

[93coupe]

Him: Oh, oh, ahhhhhhh!

Her: WTF?

Him: .....

Her: ....

Him: I love you

It will be something like that.

[numbnuts240]

your ability to see the future is frightening.

[sx moneypit]

your ability to see the future is frightening.

[PoorManQ45]

I <3 you guys! There is much hatred between us, but I still <3 u!

[fiznowler]

I do not believe a word of this. Let me fix it for you.

I can't talk to girls so I don't make very good progress. I went to prom twice, still didn't get laid. Almost had my first hookup with a transmission hooker a couple of weeks ago, but it shot me down. And girls wont stop lauging at me.

[PoorManQ45]

I do not believe a word of this. Let me fix it for you.

I can't talk to girls so I don't make very good progress. I went to prom twice, still didn't get laid. Almost had my first hookup with a Tita couple of weeks ago, but he shot me down. And girls wont stop lauging at me.

Fixed

[Bubba1]

Nala's definition of hookup? Well, If it was sexual, and he didn't brag all about it here, perhaps his buddy with the fake id got drunk and gave him....a hand?

[PoorManQ45]

Nala's definition of hookup? Well, If it was sexual, and he didn't brag all about it here, perhaps his buddy with the fake id got drunk and gave him....a hand?

Hey, it was his first encounter with another person. At this point anything will do...

[naladude911]

we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips. Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me. Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?

-Btw I saw a skyline GTR R32 today.

[sbird1]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[numbnuts240]

we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga

when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips.

residual semen.

Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me.

so hooking up is giving a second hand blow job? aboot dat, eh.

Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?

fat chicks give the best head. ask the dude who she blew right before sharing his seed with you.

-Btw I saw a skyline GTR R32 today.

nobody cares.

[dre1507]

DAYUM, they did that fat chick sooooo wrong. they could've pounced her on somebody better.

lol tito, i was about to mention the male seed too. cause i know for a fact saliva isn't initially slimy.

[Razi]

we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips. Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me. Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?

HAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHDFLKSJFKLJ
OH GOD.

[sx moneypit]

we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips. Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me. Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?

-Btw I saw a skyline GTR R32 today.

I can't believe this s**t!!!!!!! Why would anybody in their right mind be putting this s**t out here!

[Razi]

Nala is not in his "right mind", that's why.

[Bubba1]

we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips. Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me. Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?

Timay: I suggest you stop reading this thread, your head might explode.

Nala: so to clarify, you define "hooking up" as a sloppy wet kiss by a random fat girl on a crowded dance floor?

And you were too much of a weenie to stop her until she finally let you go? Plus you were disgusted by it because that ended up being your very first kiss with any girl....??????

Yep, that's some real good progress with girls.


Friendly advice: You really should stop posting this much detail...

[PoorManQ45]

Sometimes I have a hard time believing that someone can be so ignorant.

"Hooking up" /= Kissing

[Razi]

Sometimes I have a hard time believing that someone can be so ignorant.

Oh the irony.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Making great progress nala

[AppleBonker]

we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips. Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me. Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?

[sbird1]

Can he be "Waterhead" again?

[93coupe]

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=W%2 ... a=N&tab=vl

[sx moneypit]

we were at a dance and I was dancing my a** off to Lady Gaga when I hear a bunch of girls say "do it, just do it". All of a sudden I was grabbed and some slimmy substance was on my lips. Once I realized what was happeneing, I continued in the act called "hooking up" until she let go of me. Once I realized who had gave me my first kiss and why everyone was cheering I was utterly disgusted. I was being kissed by another fat chick. Why do fat chicks like me?

[MellowZ32]

Sometimes I have a hard time believing that someone can be so ignorant.

Oh the irony.

right?

dancing his a** of the lady gaga, eh.

that is just plain retarded.

[Bubba1]

right?

I'm sure Tim will be "steamed" at me for this post....

[Razi]

My favorite part about his story was that he was using words bigger than he was used to.
That story was hilarious from start to finish.

[MellowZ32]

so are timay and nala gettin' ghey for each other now?