I'm off to Canada

[Bubba1]

A 65year old man should be enjoying life and not be using the internet. Most people your age are going to look for houses in Florida let alone bugging `18 year old people with hair over a car forum

You've met me Nala. You really think I'm 65?? I absolutely do enjoy life, which includes using the internet.

To respond in kind, most people your age know how to talk to girls. You don't. People your age know how to use spellcheck, You don't, Mr. Musquitto. Most 18 yr olds who solicit advice online tend to acknowledge, or even thank those that sincerely try to help them. You don't. In fact, you not only ignore all our advice, you fail as a result, then you whine about it, blaming everyone except yourself. Here's some friendly advice from an old guy. Resist the urge to post so much detail about yourself. If you post less and post thoughtfully, people might think you know something and perhaps doubt you're an idiot. Posting as much as you do removes all doubt.

[sultan]

i clicked this thread just to see what bubba said

[S13_love]

To respond in kind, most people your age know how to talk to girls. You don't. People your age know how to use spellcheck, You don't, Mr. Musquitto. Most 18 yr olds who solicit advice online tend to acknowledge, or even thank those that sincerely try to help them. You don't.

I give him the benefit of the doubt that he does know how to talk to girls...it's just he probably doesn't have the balls to take it any further than that. Then again, is it his duty to go onto this forum and go into detail on how these interactions go? I think he is far from any kind of attainable redemption (?) anyways.

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Musquitto, Lol.

i clicked this thread just to see what bubba said

[dre1507]

I know who them bishes is y0!

*internet hi-5*

[naladude911]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

[sentrastace]

girls wont stop looking at me.

[dre1507]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

so you homerunned'd? my dawg!! pics of the troll you demolished....or demolished you or LIIIEEESS!!

[Jesda]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

Because you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

[PoorManQ45]

It counts if the corpse was still warm, right?

[sbird1]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

[Dattebayo]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

Because you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

I was totally going to say that exact same thing.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

Nala, my favorite thing about your threads is your determined defensiveness. You're trying at least as hard to convince yourself as you are to convince the rest of us.

[Bubba1]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

People can't help themselves from looking at major car wrecks too. All doubt has been removed...

[MellowZ32]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

and they said mentally challenged kids aren't funny!

[numbnuts240]

18 year old people with hair

since no one else asked, what does having hair have to do with anything? you're born with hair. or did you mean hair on your balls? it's called puberty, nala. you aren't special.

girls wont stop looking at me.

"that's the kid that made out with 'hairy mary'. how pathetic."

i clicked this thread just to see what bubba said

tim, have you recently found jesus or something? jehovah's witnesses are not to be trusted.

[MellowZ32]

is MoD a Jablahblah's witness?
also I think he is a ginger or a daywalkier!

[MinisterofDOOM]

is MoD a Jablahblah's witness?
also I think he is a ginger or a daywalkier!

Jabba the what?

[MellowZ32]

[numbnuts240]

is MoD a Jablahblah's witness?
also I think he is a ginger or a daywalkier!

utah = mormon. but mod's too cool for mormons.

[Jesda]

I just pictured Jabba going door to door. He's sweating a lot.

[sx moneypit]

I just pictured Jabba going door to door. He's sweating a lot.

[93coupe]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

What is your defintiton of "hookup"?

[MinisterofDOOM]

I just pictured Jabba going door to door. He's sweating a lot.

He needs a cart to travel on.

[numbnuts240]

I am talking to girls, and I make very good progress. I went to prom twice, had my first hookup a couple of weeks ago, and girls wont stop looking at me.

What is your defintiton of "hookup"?

i can guarantee it doesn't entail getting laid, or heavy "petting". most likely some making out with awkward hugging. probably didn't even grope a tit

[93coupe]

Hookup, to me, means full fledged boning. Nothing less. I find it hard to believe that Nala may have done this.

[numbnuts240]

Hookup, to me, means full fledged boning. Nothing less. I find it hard to believe that Nala may have done this.

troof. but these younguns these days relate "hooking up" to a make out sesh. it's not the same thing. one is making out, one is making babies. nala did not knock boots.

[93coupe]

And if he did, he certainly didn't wear any tread off of them. But he couldn't have slapped some whisker biscuit. There is just no way.

I'm really tired of everyone saying "hooking up" and meaning anything less than hitting skins. Stupid young kids busting nuts from some frenching.

[numbnuts240]

trust, we would have known if he spit seed anywhere near a va jay jay.

[93coupe]

I can't wait for that thread.