I'm off to Canada

[Dattebayo]

Why are you so obsessed with big SUV's?

he is overcompensating for his rather small, hairless pen15.

You have hair on your pen15?

[BusyBadger]

You will rarely find a large SUV here. Everyone has a compact car, minivan, or midsize suv and none of which are new.

NICO, I don't think we're in Westchester County anymore.

The best thing that could happen to this sheltered, over-privileged kid is for him to move to Roxbury/Dorchester in Boston, Englewood in Chicago or East St. Louis (I'd have said Bed-Stuy but the kid's lives in New York and needs to move further from home) and have to make it on his own for a couple of years.

^^Reconstructed as best I remember^^

In the end we'd have to read a lot fewer crap posts about whether he needs to tint his tail lights and which stickers make his* ride look good. While the forum would potentially miss out on some entertainment, maybe the kid would stand a chance of actually surviving in the wild once he's been weaned off the tit.

*The term "his" is used in a figurative and not literal sense as we all know he's never paid a bill in his life that didn't come from Hot Topic or some other store filled with an equal level faggotry and equally lacking in taste.

[Bubba1]

True, but we can handle Nala better than they can. Can you imagine the state of calamity Canada would be in if Nala was to stay too long? So for the sake of allowing Canada to remain on the world map, we have to babysit until his brain becomes fully matured over the next 10 or so years.

Better Canada to experience the calamity of claiming that creepy, clueless, coddled kid than us.

[timay]

You will rarely find a large SUV here. Everyone has a compact car, minivan, or midsize suv and none of which are new.

NICO, I don't think we're in Westchester County anymore.

The best thing that could happen to this sheltered, over-privileged kid is for him to move to Roxbury/Dorchester in Boston, Englewood in Chicago or East St. Louis (I'd have said Bed-Stuy but the kid's lives in New York and needs to move further from home) and have to make it on his own for a couple of years.

^^Reconstructed as best I remember^^

In the end we'd have to read a lot fewer crap posts about whether he needs to tint his tail lights and which stickers make his* ride look good. While the forum would potentially miss out on some entertainment, maybe the kid would stand a chance of actually surviving in the wild once he's been weaned off the tit.

*The term "his" is used in a figurative and not literal sense as we all know he's never paid a bill in his life that didn't come from Hot Topic or some other store filled with an equal level faggotry and equally lacking in taste.

Actually, living in Brockton, Mass would suffice in this case for Nala, East Saint he would be dead within minutes. Although Brockton is worse than Dorchester/ Roxbury.

[timay]

True, but we can handle Nala better than they can. Can you imagine the state of calamity Canada would be in if Nala was to stay too long? So for the sake of allowing Canada to remain on the world map, we have to babysit until his brain becomes fully matured over the next 10 or so years.

Better Canada to experience the calamity of claiming that creepy, clueless, coddled kid than us.

No offense, what is your deal with Nala? You are so obsessed with him, wayyy more so than anyone here. It's kind of weird, like you have a crush on him.

Or maybe you think you are cool because you are 40 something making fun of an 18 year old, You are awesome bro.

[Bubba1]

You will rarely find a large SUV here. Everyone has a compact car, minivan, or midsize suv and none of which are new.

NICO, I don't think we're in Westchester County anymore.

The best thing that could happen to this sheltered, over-privileged kid is for him to move to Roxbury/Dorchester in Boston, Englewood in Chicago or East St. Louis (I'd have said Bed-Stuy but the kid's lives in New York and needs to move further from home) and have to make it on his own for a couple of years.

^^Reconstructed as best I remember^^

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Wow, I didn't notice that the first time I read his boring update. Good catch. His big SUV line was crass. But I suppose we could take solace that our little elitist will be "roughing it" at his family's lakeside vacation home. After all, they might only have 1 full time housekeeper there, and only 2 jet skis.

[elwesso]

Im not sure I would wish east st louis on anyone, even Nala.. Joel might disagree with me there in Nala's case..

[Bubba1]

No offense, what is your deal with Nala? You are so obsessed with him, wayyy more so than anyone here. It's kind of weird, like you have a crush on him.

Or maybe you think you are cool because you are 40 something making fun of an 18 year old, You are awesome bro.

Ah, this indictment coming from a guy who posed as a girl, led a vulnerable and desperate Nala on a wild goose chase in his car, then published private text conversations with him on a national forum completely humiliating him?? And you're busting me? You've got nerve.

I admit I enjoy flaming him because, well, he deserves it. And I think many others feel the same. I've given up trying to help him with all of the advice that HE solicits. That's because he's ignored virtually everything I've ever (and most others here) have offered him. He then fails, whines about it, then blames everyone except himself. He'd get less abuse from me if he simply stopped posting every random thought that popped into his head.

As his friend perhaps you could convince him to think before he posts.

[Bubba1]

Im not sure I would wish east st louis on anyone, even Nala.. Joel might disagree with me there in Nala's case..

E.St. Louis is indeed a tough place. I personally don't care where he lives.

[timay]

So let him fail. You (and others) don't need to go in threads he starts (like this one, a vacation thread, fairly innocuous) and try to bring the kid down every time. Total douchebaggery, if I do say so.

You are absolutely right about that time I pretended I was a girl and had him on a goose chase for most of that day. I had far more heinous intentions for him (not bodily harm or anything like that), but I thought to myself, I'm 24, I don't need to stoop to levels far below those of a pre-pubescent teen. So after that, I changed my tune, and stopped trying to clown Nala every chance I got. It was to easy, and kind of sad.

[Bubba1]

So let him fail. You (and others) don't need to go in threads he starts (like this one, a vacation thread, fairly innocuous) and try to bring the kid down every time. Total douchebaggery, if I do say so.

You are absolutely right about that time I pretended I was a girl and had him on a goose chase for most of that day. I had far more heinous intentions for him (not bodily harm or anything like that), but I thought to myself, I'm 24, I don't need to stoop to levels far below those of a pre-pubescent teen. So after that, I changed my tune, and stopped trying to clown Nala every chance I got. It was to easy, and kind of sad.

Add in your publishing his private text messages for national ridicule, and I'd say what you did was far more mean-spirited compared to any teasing I or anyone else here has done to him. I like to think my teasings have a basis in humor. I'll let others comment on that.

It's certainly admirable that you've decided to stop terrorizing him. The difference between you and I is I would never ever have considered doing what you did. And you admit you were considering doing worse things to him? Wow.

Regarding this awful boring thread, I think the joking is not only warranted (because it's stupid), but it's the only thing that makes this thread worth reading. But if you're excited reading about by Nala's 3 hr plane delay, or his driving his grandma's incredible stock 18 yr old "EG6?" (Civic), or learn what he ate for breakfast, please don't let my posts or the other people's posts who are mocking him stop you.

[yvang07]

If mellow isn't here to post it I will for him.

C'mon now, you have to get the right one.

[timay]

no, the first one is his actual father.

[Jesda]

1) Tell Nala there's a girl waiting at Lambert Airport
2) Jesda shows up instead
3) Jesda drives to East St Louis, tells him the girl is actually waiting in this building:



4) Profit?

[dre1507]

You know how everyone has that one stupid friend, like Eddie had Waldo and Spongebob has Patrick? This is what Nala is to NICO. He takes no offense to being called out on his failings and general wetoddedness.

[naladude911]

SO anyways.......
I just got back from spending the weekened in Northwestern Ontario at our lake house. Very beautiful Canadian wilderness in the middle of no where. I saw a big black bear. Right now I'm back in Winnipeg, and covered in musquitto bites. I saw a sick s14 drift around some turns last night, and whoever made the minivan thread about Canada is right. There are so many mini vans here.

[Razi]

"mosquito"

Did you take your camera with you?
I demand pics!

[numbnuts240]

you should have tried to rassle that bear. you could totally have taken it, you know, with your kung fu.

[numbnuts240]

"mosquito"

lol, musquitto

[naladude911]

yes i have my camera but cant upload them till I get home in 3 weeks. This computer will crash.

[naladude911]

and yes I drove the IS250.

What I like
-very responsive
-lots of features
-VERY good on gas

What I dont like
-Very small
-cheap leather

[numbnuts240]

you need to change your profile location to canadia. also, have your mom e-mail me again. i accidentally deleted her last e-mail and i need to know where i'm meeting her later.

[fiznowler]

you need to change your profile location to canadia. also, have your mom e-mail me again. i accidentally deleted her last e-mail and i need to know where i'm meeting her later.

The "event" starts at 7 at her house dont' be late or you won't get a good place in line.

[Razi]

What I dont like
-Very small

It's not very small, whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?

you need to change your profile location to canadia. also, have your mom e-mail me again. i accidentally deleted her last e-mail and i need to know where i'm meeting her later.

[numbnuts240]

7? k, i'll just go straight from work. riding the caboose of the train always sucks.

[PoorManQ45]

7? k, i'll just go straight from work. riding the caboose of the train always sucks.

Nah, it's the last thing she remembers

[naladude911]

f*** u.

btw my friend dean got a fake. How funny is that. He looks 13

[Razi]

Not not funny at all.
We don't care for Dean!

[naladude911]

I also drove a 1986 MB 560sl. Its very slow, but handles well

[numbnuts240]

f*** u.

thanks, but i'm more interested in your mom.

btw my friend dean got a fake. How funny is that. He looks 13

yes, attempt to clown the kid who will be swimming in booze and consequently bishez, while your lame, creepy a** sits in the background, secretly lamenting all the advice that you ignored over the years. dumbass.