I'm off to Canada

[nissangirl74]

Stay there. GTFO of my country.

This is even more awesome coming from you.

[Jesda]

I've been offered a free trip to Ontario but I don't have a dog sitter. Would hate to stick the little bro in a kennel.

[asoomal]

lawl no wai.....

[Bubba1]

NO FML, plz don't come to Canada we don't need failz

It's too late. consider him payback for sending us Tom Green...

[G_whizz]

I've been offered a free trip to Ontario but I don't have a dog sitter. Would hate to stick the little bro in a kennel.

Where in Ontario??

[numbnuts240]

NO FML, plz don't come to Canada we don't need failz

It's too late. consider him payback for sending us Tom Green...

it's not even payback. they sent green, and then they sent nala. it's all a sick ploy by canadia to dumb us down so they can infiltrate our securities and overtake us.

[Dattebayo]

Assisted suicide is still legal in Canada with good enough cause.

[naladude911]

Alright so I arrived in Winnipeg, and am posting from my grandpa's laptop.

What has happened so far
-got delayed 3 hours in whiteplains
-took a 10 passanger plane to Toronto
-saw airforce 1, Japan's priminister's plane, and the plane that carries Obama's limo
-Saw the green zone and it sucked
-Winnipeg is a dust bowl, there is not a clean car in site. It's basically a desert.
-You will rarely find a large SUV here. Everyone has a compact car, minivan, or midsize suv and none of which are new.
-All the taxis are Camrys or prius's and feature heavily oxidated headlights and paint.

[ADDirishboy]

Why are you so obsessed with big SUV's?

[MellowZ32]

Why are you so obsessed with big SUV's?

he is overcompensating for his rather small, hairless pen15.

[krimsonviper]

And suddenly! The national I.Q average jumped a few points!

[Jesda]

I love big SUVs. I want an International MXT to carry a couple Miatas around.

[MellowZ32]

hahahahaha!!!!!

[dre1507]

we all know NICO, and inevitably the internet, would crash if Nala happened upon some common sense one day. This is why it is important for him to return yearly to Canada to get a fresh dose of wetoddedness. Him documenting it, is our way of keeping tabs, making sure he isn't trying to skip out on this mandatory trip.

[Jesda]

He's going to stop at the airport first to convert his money to Euros. :P

[dre1507]

He's going to stop at the airport first to convert his money to Euros. :P

[Bubba1]

Alright so I arrived in Winnipeg, and am posting from my grandpa's laptop.

What has happened so far
-got delayed 3 hours in whiteplains
-took a 10 passanger plane to Toronto
-saw airforce 1, Japan's priminister's plane, and the plane that carries Obama's limo
-Saw the green zone and it sucked
-Winnipeg is a dust bowl, there is not a clean car in site. It's basically a desert.
-You will rarely find a large SUV here. Everyone has a compact car, minivan, or midsize suv and none of which are new.
-All the taxis are Camrys or prius's and feature heavily oxidated headlights and paint.

Wow, an incredibly interesting trip...uh...not Perhaps you should share your bowel movements with us next. They might be more interesting than the boring cr@p you just posted. So to sum it up...


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[Bubba1]

we all know NICO, and inevitably the internet, would crash if Nala happened upon some common sense one day. This is why it is important for him to return yearly to Canada to get a fresh dose of wetoddedness. Him documenting it, is our way of keeping tabs, making sure he isn't trying to skip out on this mandatory trip.

The problem is he keeps coming back...

[ProudNissanFreak]

He's going to stop at the airport first to convert his money to Euros. :P

He's gotta get some money for his trip to Europe this summer remember? When he's going to go hang out with all those crazy, hot Euro chicks.

[naladude911]

im headed on a 3 hour drive to the middle of no where in Ontario to visit our lakehouse. I wont be posting for a day, no internet there. Driving a Lexus IS250. Very nice car for its size, comes with a lot of features. Even has cooled seats!

[93coupe]

im headed on a 3 hour drive to the middle of no where in Ontario to visit our lakehouse. I wont be posting for a day, no internet there. Driving a Lexus IS250. Very nice car for its size, comes with a lot of features. Even has cooled seats!

That car is far overpriced for what it is. I got to sport one around for a day (my friend that owns one stayed drunk all day at the beach, I played chauffeur). I wasn't all that impressed and felt cramped.

[Bubba1]

im headed on a 3 hour drive to the middle of no where in Ontario to visit our lakehouse. I wont be posting for a day, no internet there. Driving a Lexus IS250. Very nice car for its size, comes with a lot of features. Even has cooled seats!

Hopefully you'll hit something, get stranded, and perhaps get raped by a wayward moose. Then you might have something we'd actually want to read.

[93coupe]

Moose rape is no joke.

[Bubba1]

[quote="93coupe"]Moose rape is no joke.



But it would represent Nala's first sexual experience with a partner...

[93coupe]

It would be the first time he has been that close to moose knuckle...

[Bubba1]

It would be the first time he has been that close to moose knuckle...

Nice.

[93coupe]

Thanks, I try.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

-All the taxis are Camrys or prius's and feature heavily oxidated headlights and paint.

Would you protect against oxidated paint by applying caranuba wax?

Or would you protect against oxidized paint by applying carnauba wax?

Do your parents know they're pissing away money on your education?

[BusyBadger]

edit. BB, I just realized I screwed up. I thought I was quoting you, I must have hit edit in error. Really sorry about that. It was a great point, and I can't undelete it

Bubba.

Damn your fat fingers. :-)
It's ok...I'll come up with something more caustic when I'm done with my sake' & sushi.

[dre1507]

we all know NICO, and inevitably the internet, would crash if Nala happened upon some common sense one day. This is why it is important for him to return yearly to Canada to get a fresh dose of wetoddedness. Him documenting it, is our way of keeping tabs, making sure he isn't trying to skip out on this mandatory trip.

The problem is he keeps coming back...

True, but we can handle Nala better than they can. Can you imagine the state of calamity Canada would be in if Nala was to stay too long? So for the sake of allowing Canada to remain on the world map, we have to babysit until his brain becomes fully matured over the next 10 or so years.