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MellowS13 wrote: he lied!!!! muahahahaha!
i dont like you

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I'm looking forward to Dmitri Martins show tonight, anyone else?I love his stand up, don't know how a show will be though.
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umm my ultimate sex dream involves sex, but mostly i have to infiltrate the archangel damn, place timed mines on the gas tanks, but alec travelyn gets shot, so i run away and steal a plane, but later on in a plot twist alec is in fact janus. At the end i have sex with my best friend.
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EpicNightMayor wrote:I'm looking forward to Dmitri Martins show tonight, anyone else?I love his stand up, don't know how a show will be though.
my damn parents want to watch it too, only cuz i said hes greek.
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hachiroku781 wrote:umm my ultimate sex dream involves sex, but mostly i have to infiltrate the archangel damn, place timed mines on the gas tanks, but alec travelyn gets shot, so i run away and steal a plane, but later on in a plot twist alec is in fact janus. At the end i have sex with my best friend.
I even gave you the same 6 minutes.
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its alright i finish fapping in 3 ive been talking about that damn movie all day.
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Welcome to 1992??
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hachiroku781
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its 95 jerk.
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Close enough!
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that is true. Jeez i think im gonna die saving someones life. I always have a dream that i will save someone then get shot. i hope thats not a sign. My ideal way to face my mortality is hitting a wall at 190mph.
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I only dream about peeing on stuff
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I dream about 80's metal kicking doors open and rocking faces off hot bishez with machine guns
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Turn it up James
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mwhahaha

I need to watch This Is Spinal Tap again.
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I need to watch it sober so I can know what the hell is going on. Being drunk and passing in and out of consciousness does not make for a memorable movie experience. Well it does, I just don't remember the movie
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What a long f**king day. Thank God for vodka...
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Mm...a Sam Adams sounds tasty right about now.
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^ werd, but what type of vodka are you drinking....
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Mr1der wrote:mwhahaha

I need to watch This Is Spinal Tap again.
I heart that movie so much, I can quote it endlessly.
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What is it about "men" that makes it so that they remember inane crap they watched on an episode of Simpsons in 1994, and can bring it up 15 years later, flawlessly, in a dialogue?
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Bwana wrote:What a long f**king day. Thank God for vodka...
I hate the way people smell after drinking vodka. Its even worse with Gin.
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Bwana wrote:What a long f**king day. Thank God for vodka...
i think i'm about to hit up the smirnoff... good idea

how's everyone's night going?
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Marenta wrote:Okay, just because I'm curious.. what is everybody's most weird/unorthodox/unusual fantasy? It doesn't even have to be about sechs.


Remove t-tops on my car, me laying back... girl bouncing on the pole with all the head room she needs...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhCIuxBBN6o
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Dattebayo wrote:
I hate the way people smell after drinking vodka. Its even worse with Gin.
smell like rubbing alcohol...
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Rare_f8 wrote:Remove t-tops on my car, me laying back... girl bouncing on the pole with all the head room she needs...
But it's more fun to bang her face repeatedly into the steering wheel/windshield...
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http://www.spankwire.com/Codi-...73129/ My fave porno.. but alas, it got deleted at some point..
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...

I didn't mention trading places .. and as you say it bang her face into the seat.. as my body sticks up and I could wave to any passer by...
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After I posted that link, this thread became dead.. I think crickets are chirping. Eerie.
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