I LEARNED'D something today!

[raremotive]

one dead give away is the shoulder to hip ratio... bigger shoulders it's likely a dude.

[Mr1der]

yup.

and the big lack of real hips.

[Ar878]

[Mr1der]

[numbnuts240]

look for the massive tent.

*looks down

i thought you lived in tn

[snwbrdr435]

Whats everyone up to today.

[Ar878]

writing a lab report. or trying to, at least.

what aboot you

[numbnuts240]

about to leave work in about 15 minutes, go home, feed dog, fap, change, go to other job, eat, sleep.

[IanS]

laze, read book, eat, read, sexy time.

[DrifterXRPS13]

so the other day, while my girl was sleeping i gave myself a dutch rudder...mwahahaha and i left my acid all over her hands...and then i told her about it the next day...she's like, is that why the blanket was all wet!!

it was awesome!

[numbnuts240]

i don't know if i should be disgusted or if i should praise you...i'm going with the latter

and on that note, i'm out. maybe catch some of you guys later tonight. ciao btiches.

[DrifterXRPS13]

i knew i'd make you proud....same here guys, i'm out for the day, see you all tomorrow! look tito, we're getting off together!

[MellowZ32]

ok I'm back, and no tito wearing a wig while I wreck your bunghole doesn't make you a shemale!

[Hijacker]

Two more of my OTS stuff taken care of. Now to email it to my recruiter

[snwbrdr435]

Getting my gear together and my mind got a comp tonight hopefully will beat one of my friends that i ride with. weather sucks balls tho so who knows.

[Mr1der]

yup.

gonna cut a motherf**ker with a box knife.

[frapjap]

whats a dutch rudder? when she jerks you off unknowingly and she is sleeping?

[hachiroku781]

http://www.sprengmeister.org/nsfw/bakla/

For all your guy's viewing pleasure..

zomg, its pretty.

[Mr1der]

whats a dutch rudder? when she jerks you off unknowingly and she is sleeping?

nah dude. that's when someone grabs your arm and moves it up and down while you're holding your d!ck.

a double dutch is when you move each other's arms.

you can also make a circle doing this.

[frapjap]

woah.

[ADDirishboy]

I'm back!

I aced all my tests. 3 hands on tests to show we know how to use a bag-valve mask, how to hook up oxygen tanks, and how to properly put in an OPA and an NAP. Then a 4th written test. I own.

[hachiroku781]

tito please tell mellow i have you tonight. you promised!!

[MellowZ32]

I'm back! I own.

tito please tell mellow i have you tonight. you promised!!

he lied!!!! muahahahaha!

[ADDirishboy]

So what's everyone up to tonight?

[Marenta]

You know.. I've always had a secret desire to sleep with any kind of transmission.. I think it'd be hot. Guy -> Girl or Girl -> Guy.. wowza.. I just drooled all over my desk.

[MellowZ32]

dude you're sick! can I watch?

[ADDirishboy]

I know a few gay guys who have that fantasy actually. it just doesn't work for straight guys though. I've had that convo with my best friend who is gay.

I would like my gf to really get into a little sadomasochism though. I LOVE to be bitten really hard and want to be whipped and stuff like that but she thinks thats to weird. She bites but won't do it as hard as I want and refuses to whip.

[hsckris]

woah.

Just saw that movie... it was pretty funny.

[MellowZ32]

I know a few gay guys who have that fantasy actually. it just doesn't work for straight guys though. I've had that convo with my best friend who is gay....

[Dattebayo]

Just got done with work in Richmond. Man, we rushed like brothers to watermelon to get this crap done today! I'm beat.

And tomorrow I gots to get up at 5 to get my co-worker to the airport back in VA beach. What a dinky airport, it only has 4 gates.

On a side note, I get monday off