I LEARNED'D something today!

[Marenta]

Don't hate on Hampton Roads, Dave..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxYBceSNUrM

[Dattebayo]

Don't hate on Hampton Roads, Dave..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxYBceSNUrM

I didn't...

Was that supposed to be a preemptive strike there? I like Hampton. I was there a month ago and had the best time. They put me up in the Hampton Marina Hotel. It had a sweet bar in it with good beer and hot chicks working the bar and I got one of 'em back to my room for a bit even.

[Marenta]

You spoke smack about Va Beach.. turns out all of those towns near/around Norfolk are called, cumulatively, Hampton Roads.

[Dattebayo]

You spoke smack about Va Beach.. turns out all of those towns near/around Norfolk are called, cumulatively, Hampton Roads.

Yeah, I know. Well anyway, it is a dinky airport. You have to admit it. I mean, Reagan has like 80 gates. This is 4. I felt like I drove through a shopping mall when I went to the arrivals area. heh

[MellowZ32]

Yeah, I know. Well anyway, it is a dinky airport. You have to admit it. I mean, Reagan has like 80 gates. This is 4. I felt like I drove through a shopping mall when I went to the arrivals area. heh

[Marenta]

I'm not denying it.. tbh, I don't even really LIKE the south side.. I much prefer the peninsula. The people are kinder and warm, plus, there isn't as much traffic going from Hampton-Newport News-Ft. Eustis

[Marenta]

Okay, just because I'm curious.. what is everybody's most weird/unorthodox/unusual fantasy? It doesn't even have to be about sechs.

[Dattebayo]

Newport news bites. HARD. You should see what these govt. monkeys do to their hotel rooms.

I just wonder for a moment... does anyone here think it is okay to leave the following in your room when you leave:

10 empty cases of beer with cans in them leaking on the floorBlunt insides and spilled water on the deskUnknown smelly stains on the floor and used condoms filling the bathroom trash can (I loled)20 some-odd vodka bottles open on the floor and under the bedA dead hooker in the room (I loled then thought about the smell)A pile of random trash 3 foot highThe bed upside down, all the chairs in the bathroom and the tub overflowing with old bathwater

All of which were found last week in rooms rented to Navy, Army and Air Force personnel who were staying in those rooms. I refused to enter and compete the job, lol. Would you? I WISH I had my camera that week...

[MellowZ32]

Okay, just because I'm curious.. what is everybody's most weird/unorthodox/unusual fantasy? It doesn't even have to be about sechs.

you're a woman, therefor you should be ashamed of your sexuality and uncomfortable with your body! YOU NEED JESUS IN YOUR LIFE!

[ADDirishboy]

Okay, just because I'm curious.. what is everybody's most weird/unorthodox/unusual fantasy? It doesn't even have to be about sechs.

I really already said mine. 2 chicks tying me up and taking whips to me and biting, scratching, and taking advantage of me.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

I really already said mine. 2 hot sweaty dudes tying me up and taking whips to me and biting, scratching, and taking advantage of me.

Fixed!

[ADDirishboy]

Fixed!

No.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

^ I'm sorry. Hungry too! Munchies, lol.

[PEZi]

goin to chic fil a for dinner... see ya all in a little while!

[ADDirishboy]

goin to chic fil a for dinner... see ya all in a little while!

Meh. In n Out thanks.

[MellowZ32]

Fixed!

how did you know?

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Ewwwwwww.

[MellowZ32]

^ you and gayler live awfully close!

[ADDirishboy]

^ you and gayler live awfully close!

I found where he lives a while ago. I need to go set off an M80 outside his house at like midnight sometime.

[Dattebayo]

Meh. I got passed over! It's OK, whatever. I con't compete with a woman asking about sex stuff.

I just feel bad for these poor hotel maids and the crap they have to clean up. Plus, alot of them are kinda hot.

Now there's a fantasy. Banging a hotel maid when she mistakenly enters my room for cleaning and instead she ends up up against the sink getting throttled.

[MellowZ32]

pee on his front door!

[ADDirishboy]

Now there's a fantasy. Banging a hotel maid when she mistakenly enters my room for cleaning and instead she ends up up against the sink getting throttled.

THAT is good.

Getting a detention and then banging the hot teacher is another good one.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

I found where he lives a while ago. I need to go set off an M80 outside his house at like midnight sometime.

I'll be watching. And I bet I EASILY find where you live.

[ADDirishboy]

I'll be watching. And I bet I EASILY find where you live.

Good luck!

[MellowZ32]

OK I'm out! lates and gayler tell your sister "pix or ban"

[Marenta]

I think one of my most reoccurring is where I have hot monkey love on some random balcony down Bourbon street during Mardi Gras. I love voyeurism, watching and being watched. Hot!

[raremotive]

You know.. I've always had a secret desire to sleep with any kind of transmission.. I think it'd be hot. Guy -> Girl or Girl -> Guy.. wowza.. I just drooled all over my desk.

So... are you trying to propose that one of us get a pair of boobs and act like a girl... and you will have your way with them?

[Dattebayo]

I think it's easy to see why Bart can like you so much.

Still reminds me of most of my ex's tho. Sorry! (except they lived it)

Edit: GOOD LORD I just ate 1000 calories in a single sitting!!! Thanks, Ben and Jerry.

[Mr1der]

a 1000 cal ain't **** dawg.

unless it's all ice cream.

but damnit, it's a good 1000 calories!

[nissangirl74]

I think one of my most reoccurring is where I have hot monkey love on some random balcony down Bourbon street during Mardi Gras. I love voyeurism, watching and being watched. Hot!

Hot quickie sex in a deserted stairwell. Just lift the skirt, drop the pants, and go at it like rabbits