I LEARNED'D something today!

[IanS]

http://www.spankwire.com/Codi-...73129/ My fave porno.. but alas, it got deleted at some point..

Interesting.

I dont think I have a favorite. My moods shift far too quickly to pick a favorite.

Cale posed an interesting question to me earlier today, he asked me to describe the perfect women, from a purely physical standpoint.

This morning I was lusting after a 20-24 year girl 5'4" less than 100 lbs. Pale skin, short black hair with a little pink, petite build, a cups, very short denim skirt, tight vintage tshirt and a leather jacket.

Had a girl like that come to me this morning I would have wrecked her, (dont tell my wife).

I have a completly different image in my brain this evening. Basically a young Marisa Tomei wearing nothing but a red nighty and a seductive smile.

Now I pose the same question to you guys. Physically, what is the perfect women.

[Marenta]

http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/

I lawled, srsly.

[xekushnr]

mwhahaha

I need to watch This Is Spinal Tap again.

Great movie. I love how they went through all the drummers lol, it does always seem like the drummers die/get disfigured in most metal/hard rock bands.

[PEZi]

http://www.spankwire.com/Codi-...73129/ My fave porno.. but alas, it got deleted at some point..

that was entertaining enough....i like the second girl

[xekushnr]

Now I pose the same question to you guys. Physically, what is the perfect women.

Like you my idea of the perfect woman seems to change with my mood, time of day, location of the moon in relation to the sun, etc. Right now I would love a blond with hair just below her shoulders, around 5'4" or 5'5", about 110 pounds, a nice full B or C cup (I'm usually a small tit guy, but now right now I guess) with perfect nipples and a nice full ***. Wearing a real short plaid skirt and some sort of really tight white shirt that shows cleavage. And she damn well better like my metal. Maybe she could suck me off while I blow her ears away shredding my guitar.

EDIT: and green eyes. I like eyes on a girl, and eyes that dont typically match hair color. Green is not a far shot for a blond, but it just looks amazing on a hot girl. My first serious relationship was with a brown eyed blond girl and I just loved her eyes. You dont see many brown/blond girls.

[hachiroku781]

a 5' 7" or around that, nice slender long legs, B cup, brunette, just wearing a lacy thong. oh and she has to be pale.

[Bwana]

Sorry, got caught up in some hw that needed done.

I'm drinking Effen.

[Marenta]

The perfect woman..

Naw, seriously.. I would have to say 64-66 inches tall. Olive toned skin, dark brown to black hair, DSLs, toned and fit (not slender), ice blue or hazel eyes that are shaped like almonds. Pert and full Bs, almost Cs; and an *** that has both shelf and lift. A mix between...Jessica Bieland Olga Kurylenko

[raremotive]

^ she nailed me square.

[IanS]

NyQuil 1, Ian's cold 0

Im off to bed.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

^ Nighty night Ian!

Btw, those girls ^ are meh tp me.....maybe it's because I'm still in hs?

[PEZi]

^ Nighty night Ian!

Btw, those girls ^ are meh tp me.....maybe it's because I'm still in hs?

jessica biel is hit or miss to me... depends on what movie/event it is

definitely more into jailbait

[xekushnr]

Maybe you're like Tyler and this is more appealing to you

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Maybe you're like Tyler and this is more appealing to you

Nah, he's more into this. Remember?



I personally like neither.

[SILVIAJayS]

http://www.sexinchrist.com/

So awesome. Check out the fisting page.

[PEZi]

http://www.sexinchrist.com/

So awesome. Check out the fisting page.

[S13_love]

http://www.sexinchrist.com/

So awesome. Check out the fisting page.

Should have known that this was going to be the very first thing i saw once i clicked on this thread. Wow.

[xekushnr]

Haha that site is awesome.

I just had a good idea for a picture to use when we end up mobbing another thread, I'm gonna make it now to get it ready.

[MinisterofDOOM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4

[S13_love]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4

That was just...well kinda odd, funny though...but strange

[nissangirl74]

http://www.sexinchrist.com/

So awesome. Check out the fisting page.

We're all going straight to hell for this one!!!!!!!!

[MySXisSlowerThanUrs]

We're all going straight to hell for this one!!!!!!!!

Indeed but Awesome

[MinisterofDOOM]

That was just...well kinda odd, funny though...but strange

It's from this really weird british sketch comedy show called The League of Gentlemen. The show starts out fairly normal but gets progressively more disturbing as it progresses. By the third season it's downright creepy. That guy, Dave, is a recurring character and collects wives. He keeps them in a gypsy wagon.

There's also a taxi driver who gets a sex change. Only it doesn't work. So he spends several episodes trying to figure out if he's a man or a woman.

[krimsonviper]

Sounds sorta like It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia.

Oh and by the way, I hate you Mazda.

[ADDirishboy]

Maybe you're like Tyler and this is more appealing to you

I'm not gay! But I wouldn't mind being ripped like the one in the middle, just without the weird hole thing in his abs.

[krimsonviper]

[MinisterofDOOM]

[krimsonviper]

Where the hell is Tom? I need to ask him a question about my headlights...

[krimsonviper]

I knew someone else would appreciate the pic other than me!

[krimsonviper]

Triple hit combo FTW!

Nevermind, I just found it it's better if I just remove the bumper. I found an even better website for my info. Navigation on the site is confusing...