cellardoorv wrote:You know how much pressure there is on me, having to stand next to you? UGH. I can't be looking all "fluffy". Hot guy cannot have unhot girlfriend.
I honestly don't mean any offense by any of this, but that's the stupidest thing I've read in a very long time. This is one of the many reasons I don't have a girlfriend. I can't...this kind of stuff makes me want to bash a hole in the wall with my head. First off--and I don't mean this in a learned'd style thinly-veiled e-stalker kind of way--"hot guy" doesn't have an unhot girlfriend. Nothing's more annoying than an attractive girl who whines about how she doesn't look good.Secondly, even if he did have an unhot girlfriend...who cares? He obviously doesn't, or he wouldn't be there.Third, I can definitely live without any more pics of Ryan's pasty-white reflective chest. I do the world the courtesy of keeping MY shirtless pics from existing. He can do the same for me. AT LEAST wait until summer when he's had some sun.
If I had an amazingly hot girlfriend, I can't say I'd spend my time worrying about whether I look good standing next to her. I'd be quite happy with her looking good enough for both of us. And I actually AM goofy looking, unlike you.
Vanity is baffling. I'm so glad I'm a dude.
Also, WTF is "fluffy"? Aside from the following: