Zombie Apocalypse Vehicles

[Mr1der]

me and my trail mule will not be giving rides when you fools run out of gas.

[Encryptshun]

me and my trail mule will not be giving rides when you fools run out of gas.

And people can point and say "Look at that @ss -- it's riding a donkey!"

[Mr1der]

yeah, while they're screaming trapped in a car that doesn't run. or gets stuck in mud.

me and my mule just keep chugging along.

Mules are less inclined to get spooked and more inclined to whoop that a**.

we'll spend our days during the zombie apocalypse arguing over who has the bigger d!ck.

[Encryptshun]

You need to watch the first episode of "The Walking Dead". Granted, it was a horse, but same basic concepts apply.

It would be like riding a TV dinner.

[Mr1der]

nah, the horse spooked and dumped him.

Mules have a weird sixth sense to them.

it's weird, they just don't go somewhere they know is dangerous.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

me and my trail mule will not be giving rides when you fools run out of gas.

Yeah but my Toyota runs on damn near anything... You could add a s*** ton of water to the gas, then some ethanol, and she'll still get you home.

[Encryptshun]

Isn't a world overrun by zombies, by definition, dangerous? I get that it's a great choice to move you away from the danger or prevent you from going into it, but what if you need to go through danger in order to get to safety? It's a ubiquitous trope in zombie flicks....the safety of that bunker/store/garage/utopia is just on the other side of that massive group of undead fiends.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

me and my trail mule will not be giving rides when you fools run out of gas.

Word. I'll be behind you on my burro.


Seriously. I own that donkey.

[Mr1der]

it looks sad.

and I wanna physically punch your name.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

it looks sad.

and I wanna physically punch your name.

All burros look sad!

No likey the name? You're a mod, change that s***. Surprise me!

[Mr1der]

bah, I'd have to use modtools...

and think of a PG name.

two things I'm not willing to do right now...

[Mr1der]

Chuckles for the lulz...

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Whoa, magic vanishing post!

[Hijacker]

FYI, Zombies can't climb.

They climbed in Zombieland.
Still, would you really need to anchor? And if they did climb an anchor, you should be able to take them out one by one as they emerge from the water.

Zombie land zombies were pretty bad. They ran. They climbed. Hell, I bet with all the inaccuracies of the movie, they could have played chess.

I subscribe to the original Romero zombie, exemplified by Max Brooks.

[uber240times2]

Don't mean to be a downer.. but since zombies don't, realistically, exist. How can they have inaccuracies?

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Not that I'm against you...

but Dinosaurs don't realistically exist either... yet there can be inaccuracies.

[sbird1]

[uber240times2]

There's proof dinosaurs exist though, I suppose there could be a zombie apocalypse could happen but no one could right now tell us what they'll act like and do

[Urabus GodofTraction]

There's proof dinosaurs exist though, I suppose there could be a zombie apocalypse could happen but no one could right now tell us what they'll act like and do

DINOSAUR BONES ARE TRICKS OF THE DEVIL.


Fast, smart zombies are stupid.

[uber240times2]

Fast, smart zombies? Are stupid?

[Bubba1]

dumbass.

Tita is 'da man.

I'm going to buck the trend and defend Nala! With all the fapping Nala announced he does, his wrists/hands should now be strong enough to hammer nails thru his mom's suv's thin metal skin. How's that?

unfortunately, Nals's failure seems inevitable for a project like this, for example:

1. Only Nala would attempt to fasten metal to metal with nails.
2. Nala would likely break at least two of his car windows by hammering nails thru them
3. If Nala did manage to somehow make his mom's SUV impenetrable, he'd be unable to get inside of it himself.
4. He'd likely get ticketed for covering his taillights with metal, and blame the cop.

[Ajax]

We never really specified zombie types, I was just pointing out that "zombies" have climbed.
And I recall some TV show talking about "zombies" being used in the Caribbean/Gluf of Mexico/Louisiana area. They weren't specifically undead, but heavily drugged, showing few signs of life- used by witch doctors. It was a long time ago, and I'm sure I've got some details wrong, but I remember something of this nature referred to as zombies. Not that it matters.

[RobPaulson]

You need to watch the first episode of "The Walking Dead". Granted, it was a horse, but same basic concepts apply.

It would be like riding a TV dinner.

good fakn series premier, i'm hooked. jusay'n.

oh and when it comes to vehicle? i'll be on that space ship....

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

And I recall some TV show talking about "zombies" being used in the Caribbean/Gluf of Mexico/Louisiana area. They weren't specifically undead, but heavily drugged, showing few signs of life- used by witch doctors. It was a long time ago, and I'm sure I've got some details wrong, but I remember something of this nature referred to as zombies. Not that it matters.

That's actually the correct and historic term for a zombie...movie zombies are the Undead.

[numbnuts240]

undead are always zombies. zombies are sometimes undead.

[King Ranzo]

I'd be driving this:

Except it'd equipped with one of these:

[Encryptshun]

Aw, you need an old man to beat up the zombies for you?

[AppleBonker]

Aw, you need an old man to beat up the zombies for you?

I think he's saying he rides old men?

And while I'm not too concerned about what IL does in his free time, I don't quite understand how that would help in this hypothetical situation...

[sx moneypit]

Aw, you need an old man to beat up the zombies for you?

I think he's saying he rides old men?

And while I'm not too concerned about what IL does in his free time, I don't quite understand how that would help in this hypothetical situation...

[Encryptshun]

Of course, how silly of me. Thanks for clarifying, Adam.