Zombie Apocalypse Vehicles

[Oatmealman]

I'll take one of these with a 7.3 powerstroke,and a few 100 gallon semi tanks strapped to the roof,of course the roof would have to be reinforced heavily by an exo cage.I'd only have to stop for fuel once in a blue moon and i'd stick to the mountains since it's a 4wd.

[ThatGuyRoger]

if i could get my hands on this bad boy

[hitbychance]

I'd rock this

[PapaSmurf2k3]

We all know, when it comes down to it, we'd all choose this:


Top Gear couldn't kill it... and that's good enough for me. It also offers a fully enclosed cabin (for security), plenty of zombie-mowing-over capabilities, good fuel economy. Who's with me?

[Amays U G37S]

^ Truth

[flohtingPoint]

Zombies? **** this planet

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Zombies? **** this planet

Touche'

[Chaotic_Warlord]

you know how to drive a tank?

As a matter of fact, yes, yes I do. I can in fact drive any of the M60 chassis, M113 chassis, and I could probably handle any of the M1 Abrams chassis tanks. Thanks courtesy of the United States Army. I can also blow up pretty much anything and know to how to make and defuse various mines, IED's, and classic explosives (TNT, Dynamite, C4 and Comp B) also courtesy of the United States Army. I also qualified damn near expert on pretty much any firearm while I was on active duty, though I did like being my squads M60 gunner, oh and the M203 is a PITA and makes the M4 ungodly heavy.

I'm actually excited about the zombie apocalypse, it'll give me a ton of opportunities to release all this built up anger.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Zombies? **** this planet

Funny you should bring that up, Nasa is now looking for people to make a 1 way trip to live on Mars... as in you can never return to Earth...

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/ ... 5945124330

IT'S the biggest dead-end job ever.

NASA is looking for volunteers to fly to Mars - the snag is that you won't come back.

It is actively investigating the possibility of humans colonising worlds such as the Red Planet.

The settlers would be sent supplies from Earth but would go on the understanding that it would be too costly to bring them home.

[flohtingPoint]

I'd do it. Why not? You'd be legendary.

[snwbrdr435]

Nala do you really expect there to be guns and ammo just lying around. Maybe alot of empty guns and spent brass. But i doubt you would be able to find anything else.

[darens13]

Who else knows what that is .^^ I purposely picked a poor picture.[/quote]

i believe that is a '74 ford falcon. i love those ford cortinas in mad max! australia got all the cool cars. utes, muscle cars, the best jap cars and pretty girls with accents.

[audtatious]

[darens13]

^genious!

[alms24sebring]

Highway snow plow? These are HUGE

Im with this

Zombies? **** this planet

good point

Just a small modification to the Suburban


DIE ZOMBIES!!!


Because 20 crushing tons hurt worse than bullets.


...Zombies can't swim. Just stay about this far from shore or closer and watch the action.

[poems2beats]

pp

I'll take one of these with a 7.3 powerstroke,and a few 100 gallon semi tanks strapped to the roof,of course the roof would have to be reinforced heavily by an exo cage.I'd only have to stop for fuel once in a blue moon and i'd stick to the mountains since it's a 4wd.

You would also need to carry around a butt load of clean oil. HEUI + dirty oil = crazy problems...

As for me... I would mob the batmobile.... I don't think anybody can top that.

[Ajax]

We all know, when it comes down to it, we'd all choose this:


Top Gear couldn't kill it... and that's good enough for me. It also offers a fully enclosed cabin (for security), plenty of zombie-mowing-over capabilities, good fuel economy. Who's with me?

I'd take the DeLorean instead, with Mr Fusion. Then go to a time without zombies. Yay BTTF!

[Captain Slow]

...Zombies can't swim. Just stay about this far from shore or closer and watch the action.

They don't have to swim, they just walk through the water. You have to anchor your boat somewhere, and when you do, they can get to you via the anchor.

[Hijacker]

FYI, Zombies can't climb. So unless you lower a gangway, you're good to go.

My personal choice
Good thing I know a nuclear technician to make the ship go! MWAHAHAHA SUCK IT SUCKERS.

[Encryptshun]

The fact that nala started a non-useless thread is absolutely a sign of the apocalypse.

[Captain Slow]

FYI, Zombies can't climb. So unless you lower a gangway, you're good to go.

True, but in the walking dead, they had the one zombie starting to try to climb the ladder. Couple that with the "learning" zombies from Land of the Dead, and nowhere is safe.

And what about zombies riding zombie sharks?

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

FYI, Zombies can't climb. So unless you lower a gangway, you're good to go.

My personal choice
Good thing I know a nuclear technician to make the ship go! MWAHAHAHA SUCK IT SUCKERS.

Wouldn't even have to make the ship move...just live on it while taking pot shots at zombies. I'd set up an autocross course on the flight deck.

[Ajax]

FYI, Zombies can't climb.

They climbed in Zombieland.
Still, would you really need to anchor? And if they did climb an anchor, you should be able to take them out one by one as they emerge from the water.

[scotty-2-forty]

We all know, when it comes down to it, we'd all choose this:


Top Gear couldn't kill it... and that's good enough for me. It also offers a fully enclosed cabin (for security), plenty of zombie-mowing-over capabilities, good fuel economy. Who's with me?

HA! That's the truck that was in Marty's garage at the end of Back to the Future Eh, here's mine:

[Bubba1]

The fact that nala started a non-useless thread is absolutely a sign of the apocalypse.

LOL, though I'm not sure why Nala would run from female zombies. They are PERHAPS the only females on earth that would not find him creepy..

[sx moneypit]

We all know, when it comes down to it, we'd all choose this:


Top Gear couldn't kill it... and that's good enough for me. It also offers a fully enclosed cabin (for security), plenty of zombie-mowing-over capabilities, good fuel economy. Who's with me?

HA! That's the truck that was in Marty's garage at the end of Back to the Future Eh, here's mine:

Damnation Alley!!

[scotty-2-forty]

Damnation Alley!!

Hahaha! Well either your age is showing or you really dig 70's style movies.

[numbnuts240]

If an apocalypse were to hit, id run to my car, park it extremely close to my dorm, lock my self in my room (highest floor, metal doors no one can get in, lots of food) wait it out until the commotion has died down (look out window).

no, no you wouldn't. you wouldn't even realize anything was going on since you'll be too occupied making l's and fapping with your headphones on full blast.

slowly get out of my room with the closest weapon at hand (hammer), get into my car find a different vehicle that is more tolerable to damage

you couldn't even manage to open your stuck tailgate, what makes you think you could enter a vehicle and get it started?

gather weapons (guns and ammo should be lying around).

right, because when the zombie apocalypse occurs, weapons and treasure boxes of ammo will magically appear all over the place.

Then I will head to homedepot/lowes/etc and nail metal plating around the windows and front of my car.

nails. into metal. ha. haha. hahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha.

After I will go to food sources and stack up the car. From there I will keep mobile and find other survivors.

you can't manage to get a date or make friends who are actually interested in being your pal, and not just a creep they could use to their benefit. what on earth makes you think any survivors would entrust their lives to you, with your magically appearing weapons, boxes of easy mac, and vehicle with sheet metal nailed to the body?

dumbass.

[breadbox]

eh, I'll kick it with Hijacker on the carrier.

But I do have a 720 in my front yard in the mean time to slam into zombies.

[sx moneypit]

Damnation Alley!!

Hahaha! Well either your age is showing or you really dig 70's style movies.

Afraid its the age!!!