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MellowZ32
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our collective post count would be much smaller

what would happen if you met Dr. Who?


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I'd find him standing on first base.

what would happen if no one had to breathe?

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we could swim like fishes
What would happen if you find yourself as the only survivor on the planet?

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Chaotic_Warlord
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I'd be a happy man.
What if all the hot chicks on the planet suddenly became fat and hideous?

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Beer goggles would be permanent fix.

What would happen with Atlantis sprang up in the middle of the ocean?

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The USA will probably try to take over it or a luxury island.

What will happen if you found out that you had a twin brother/sister?

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polk240sx
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f*** s*** up and blame it on my twin

what would happen if your twin had a hot girlfriend?

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Not likely, I'm an ugly bastard...

What would you do if you were Nala?

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Parachute landing at the NICO Carlisle event.. with confetti.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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Chaotic_Warlord
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Not much, now a bottle of Jeigermeister... That's a different story.

What if trees could fart?

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Extreme Global Warming

What would you do if you woke up with Nala beside you?

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not much, I've been known to have scarier things in bed with me.

What would YOU do if you woke up next to Nala?

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Cry at night. And I don't think that he can hear me.
Try to hide all the fears I feel inside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DvSevNz0Oc

What would it be like to be a rain god and not know it?

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IBCoupe wrote:Cry at night. And I don't think that he can hear me.
Try to hide all the fears I feel inside.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DvSevNz0Oc
Yo, was that Yanni singing?

Well if you didn't know it than what's the point of being any kind of God...

What if you could shapeshift...?

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I would solve all the world's problems.

What if teh interwebz didn't exist?

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Al Gore would have nothing to invent.

What if the internet was tangible?

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Yahoo Answers wrote:The internet is tangible in the sense that it exists in a measurable way, however it is so large and diverse that measuring it in its totality is essentially impossible. The internet can be explained in very simple terms of clients and servers and everything in between, but to sum up the whole internet in an all encompassing way is not possible.
Having put that out there if it was truly tangible then I'm sure it would have only a few hundred websites, most of which would probably be for p0rn.

What if time travel really was possible?

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There would be a lot of changes.

What will you do if Nissan would let you design a new car and put anything on it?

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the 8th gen maxima would be AWD, VQ37 turbo, and a 6-speed

What would happen if you could sleep with anyone you wanted to

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I'd go mad with all the choices.

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Id be with my girlfriend again tonight =)

If you were forced to kill someone who deserved it, how would you do it?

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it depends on why they are in there current situation. If they raped someone, I would call on the gay's and let them run a train on the *****. If they shot and killed someone, I would allow the victims family to shoot and kill the murderer.

What would happen if rapture happened tomorrow?

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I'd definitely be going to hell

What if the LFA was actually affordable?

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I will need to drive it first and if I like it I would get in debt for it.

What will you do if you where the ruler of the world.

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polk240sx
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id free all my sons!

what would you do if you opened your hood and a baby jumped out and punched you in the face?

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I'd attempt to capture it and give it a baby tap back. Sucker punching bastard!

What would you do if you were forced to drive a hybrid the rest of your life?

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I'd remove all the emissions crap and install a straight exhaust on it.

What would you do if you had a detachable pen15... and lost it.

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I'd go on a mad search to find one. I saw a show about how a guy had his middle finger amputated to replace his once. I'd opt for something a little bigger personally...

What would you do if you were left limb-less by some terrible accident?

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I get robotic limbs and become a super villain.

what would happen if I ruled the world?

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I would hope there would be a lot of naked women running around.

What would happen if you crapped diamonds?


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