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Pento240sx
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This a new game that I found out on the net. Example: What will happen if you had a dollar... next post you answer it and make the same "What will happen if. Capish

I'll begin than.
What will happen if you where gay?...


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what will happen if your boyfriend knew you sold nico you were gay

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Well, Nala, Tito and Torry won't see this for a while and they're the only ones that can answer Pento's question, and E7-S14 didn't understand the rules. SO... Pento... I'll answer it this way.... What would happen if Nala was gay?

He would ask his arch nemesis to prom.

ok, now...

What would happen if someone offered you the rights to Daewoo?

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I'd ask if we're talking about the TVs or the cars that fit in them.

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I would have an awesome excuse to get handies.
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It would be real SWEET.
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It would get stolen by a Mexican in Chicago (true story - it did).

What would happen if were wearing women's underwear?

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Sexy time.


What would happen if you were trapped in a room with a candle, a gun and nala.

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Try to find a way out if not than burn Nalas lips together with the candle.

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I would change our national anthem to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

What will happen if you divided by zero?

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Your ***hole will become your mouth and you will spew noodles from your fingertips uncontrollably for the rest of your life.

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You'll s*** unicorns.

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I'd order my moms spaghetti.

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I'd give it to Nala.

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There will be new legislation passed requiring daily bloodletting by American's.

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There would be a lot of arguing and fighting and also have nasty headaches.

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I'd go sky diving, I'd go rocky mountain climbing, I'd go two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.

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i'd be nala, a big p****.

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Bad things. And good things. Bad if you're stupid, good if you're not.

Free track time for NICO members. No more emissions laws. No more pedestrian impact laws. No more CAFE! DRM would be illegal. Pirates would be hanged by their testicles. Traffic law enforcement would shift from "victimless" crimes like speeding or not wearing your seatbelt to traffic-impairing crimes like cruising in the left lane, not signalling, and driving too slow for conditions.

Oh, and the space program would be put into overdrive. Imagine all the space-money we'd have if we weren't subsidizing the theoretical salvation of the earth. I'll even make the hippies a peace offering: once we find another home to live on, we'll make earth into a planetwide natural preserve. I'll call it the Herbert-McNelly Ecological Preserve and it will stand as a historical monument to life itself until the earth is destroyed by natural causes.

Oh, I'm supposed to ask a question:
What if the sun went dark, but continued producing infra-red radiation (so life could still survive on earth, but without a natural daylight source)?

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We'd all be glowing dudes and dudettes.

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we would have nothing to ridicule in jersey. and that would suck. hard.

what would happen if nala got laid?

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The world as we know it would end.

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then all of NICO club would laugh and then lock you in a closet with Nala for 7 hours at carlisle.

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sentrastace wrote:then all of NICO club would laugh and then lock you in a closet with Nala for 7 hours at carlisle.

What would happen if NICOclub had a fist pumping contest?
There isn't enough sky to handle all of the fists.

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Jesda wrote:
sentrastace wrote:then all of NICO club would laugh and then lock you in a closet with Nala for 7 hours at carlisle.

What would happen if NICOclub had a fist pumping contest?
There isn't enough sky to handle all of the fists.
you didnt ask a question back :nono:

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Jesda's going to be in a closet with Nala at Carlise :chuckle:

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What if everyone went back to the barter system instead of using dollah's

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sentrastace wrote:you didnt ask a question back :nono:
Make out?

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You guys ruined it.

Chaotic, I think there would be a lot more crime and dictatorship.

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More criminals would go to jail laughing.

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