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Silvia-Tom
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Sorry I don't have a wristwatch. :chuckle:
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What would happen if days had 72 hours?


seang
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There would be more photons for synthesis.

What if God was one of us?

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i am god. FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!

what if i really was god?

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I'm sure he'd just be a slob, like one of us.

If you could have 1 super power, what would it be?

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Immortality/Regeneration

What will happen if you found a time machine?

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Immortality/Regeneration

What will happen if you found a time machine?

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go back in time and stop George Lucas form making Star Wars Eps 1, 2, and 3.
also shoot him and Steven Spielberg before they had a change to rape Indy.

what would happen if NICO never existed?

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we would all be bored and dangerous

what would you do if it snowed everyday where you lived?

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MellowZ32
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I'd make snow trolls

what would happen if a pirate and a ninja walked into the same bar a the same time?

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They'd realize that the CIA and FBI are their real threats.

What would happen if I had destroyed Mars?

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martians would be pissed at you and would crash into the back of your mazdur 3

what would happen if Santa Claus was Jewish?

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the economy would bounce back with a quickness

what would happen if the moon was made of cheese?

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I'd make a giant hamburger.

What would happen with all females were color blind?

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they'd be female dogs!


what would happen if The Transformers didn't sucked?

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(re: KV) we would all look like Cyndi Lauper

what would happen if the United States was an island?

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We'd all be smokin' poco lolo daily mah sistah.

What would happen if fat people were actually "healthy" and skinny was "unhealthy"?

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you'd be considered a chucky hoe.
what if piranhas could walk on land?

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Beef wouldn't be what's for dinner.

What would happen if personal forcefields were available?

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guns would become completely ineffective

what would you do if you woke up next to a stranger?

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I couldn't cop a feel on the bus or crowded places anymore

what would happen if Marty Mcfly never met the Doc?

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My flux capacitor would work.

What would happen if I bought a 2009 MS3?

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you would suck even moar!

what would happen if you bought a FD3S?

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I would resell it and buy myself a Nissan Skyline GTR.

What will happen if they gave you the Nissan R390 GT1?

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I'd end up dead because I'd go to fast around a bend and apon out!

What would happen if the S chassis wasn't so popular?

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I'd be considered "Nissan's Miata"

what would you do with a RB26?

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Swap it into a go kart and test its limit while nakey!

What would happen if everyone was enhanced with nanites?

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We will be super humans or be controlled.

What will happen if you where in a party with a bunch of drunk teenage girls?

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I'd break out the roofies and Have me party!

what would happen if KV was there too?

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your butt would hurt really bad the next morning

what will happen if all the whales died?

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Then Green Peace would be out of business

What if the Learned'd never existed?


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