What will happen if...

[AppleBonker]

What would happen if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex?

[bundy26]

I would play with my boobs.

What would happen if there was no Internet?

[gammer_ghn]

No internet p0rn = end of humanity

What would you do for a klondike bar?

[Pento240sx]

I would kill someone for it.

What would happen if you woke up and find a big fat ugly girl next to you.

[ThatGuyRoger]

I would quietly get out and hope no one saw her with me.

what would happen if you woke up half man, half machine?

[bundy26]

I'LL BE BACK!!!!

What would you do if you were Oprah's husband?

[PBfrEAk]

f*** s*** up, find a suitable mate and play with her hard drive.

What would happen if you could see through walls, but only 5 times ever, when would you use it?

[ADDirishboy]

All five times would be used to look inside a high school girls locker room during shower time.

What would happen if you woke up as Nala?

[Pento240sx]

I would probably shoot myself or get laid.

what would happen if you had a one wish?

[nissangirl74]

Wish for more wishes.

Would you rather have one million dollars or exact change in your pocket for anything you ever wanted to buy?

[PBfrEAk]

EXACT CHANGE!!!!

What would happen if your hair were fingernails?

[MellowZ32]

exact change.

what would the world be with out religion?


(isn't this a repost?)

[ProudNissanFreak]

We would have peace....well, we wouldn't be killing each other over religion, so less violence perhaps.

What would happen if you lost your vision?

[numbnuts240]

i'd get to touch a lot of boobs with little consequence

waht would happen if aliens came to earth?

[ProudNissanFreak]

Party time




Would you rather be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or have your eyes glued shut for a day?

[PBfrEAk]

Eyes glued shut for a day, the other just sounds plain painful.

Would you rather eat 5 rotten bananas, peel and all or squirt 5 lemons into your eyes??

[TOMMY VERCETTI]

I would eat the rotten Bananas.

What would you do if you were flying on a plane and the plane crashed on a deserted Island.

[ADDirishboy]

I'd attack a stuffed squirrel.

What would happen if aliens anally probed you?

[Pento240sx]

I'll probably have a giant satellite coming out of my a**.



What will happen if you woke up and find out that you were the last person on earth?

[numbnuts240]

lots, and lots of necrophilia, followed by inter-species erotica once decomposing begins

what will happen if the earth flooded, waterworld style?

[hitbychance]

I'd learn to swim fast!

Would you rather be a civic driver than a geo metro driver?

[ProudNissanFreak]

Definitely. Vtec, yo.

What would you door if pedobear showed up at your front door?

[MellowZ32]

jailbait would be had!!!

what would happen if Chris hansen was Pedobear?

[PBfrEAk]

EDIT: damn

That show would be ever MORE interesting to watch.

What would happen if you woke up pregnant?

[MellowZ32]

I'd have it scraped out.

what would Jesus do?

[PBfrEAk]

Feed us fish.

Who would you rather bone, Oprah Winfre (sp?) or Barbara Walters?

[Silvia-Tom]

Oprah.

If you found the iPhone 4G in a bar...would you give it back to Apple for free cause you're such a good person?

[MellowZ32]

noes! I'd sell it.

what would happen if google was Skynet?

[bundy26]

Hasta la vista baby!!

What would you do if you woke up in the death star?

[IBCoupe]

I'd head straight to the Canteen.

What would happen if your wristwatch ran backwards?