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AppleBonker
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What would happen if you woke up as a member of the opposite sex?


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bundy26
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I would play with my boobs.

What would happen if there was no Internet?

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gammer_ghn
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No internet p0rn = end of humanity

What would you do for a klondike bar?

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Pento240sx
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I would kill someone for it.

What would happen if you woke up and find a big fat ugly girl next to you.

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ThatGuyRoger
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I would quietly get out and hope no one saw her with me.

what would happen if you woke up half man, half machine?

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bundy26
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I'LL BE BACK!!!!

What would you do if you were Oprah's husband?

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PBfrEAk
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f*** s*** up, find a suitable mate and play with her hard drive.

What would happen if you could see through walls, but only 5 times ever, when would you use it?

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ADDirishboy
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All five times would be used to look inside a high school girls locker room during shower time.

What would happen if you woke up as Nala?

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Pento240sx
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I would probably shoot myself or get laid.

what would happen if you had a one wish?

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Wish for more wishes.

Would you rather have one million dollars or exact change in your pocket for anything you ever wanted to buy?

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PBfrEAk
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EXACT CHANGE!!!!

What would happen if your hair were fingernails?

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MellowZ32
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exact change.

what would the world be with out religion?


(isn't this a repost?)

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ProudNissanFreak
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We would have peace....well, we wouldn't be killing each other over religion, so less violence perhaps.

What would happen if you lost your vision?

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i'd get to touch a lot of boobs with little consequence

waht would happen if aliens came to earth?

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ProudNissanFreak
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Party time

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:mike :mike :mike :mike

Would you rather be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or have your eyes glued shut for a day?

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PBfrEAk
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Eyes glued shut for a day, the other just sounds plain painful.

Would you rather eat 5 rotten bananas, peel and all or squirt 5 lemons into your eyes??

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TOMMY VERCETTI
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I would eat the rotten Bananas.

What would you do if you were flying on a plane and the plane crashed on a deserted Island.

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ADDirishboy
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I'd attack a stuffed squirrel.

What would happen if aliens anally probed you?

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Pento240sx
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I'll probably have a giant satellite coming out of my a**.
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What will happen if you woke up and find out that you were the last person on earth?

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lots, and lots of necrophilia, followed by inter-species erotica once decomposing begins

what will happen if the earth flooded, waterworld style?

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hitbychance
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I'd learn to swim fast!

Would you rather be a civic driver than a geo metro driver?

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ProudNissanFreak
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Definitely. Vtec, yo.

What would you door if pedobear showed up at your front door?

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MellowZ32
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jailbait would be had!!!

what would happen if Chris hansen was Pedobear?
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PBfrEAk
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EDIT: damn

That show would be ever MORE interesting to watch.

What would happen if you woke up pregnant?

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MellowZ32
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I'd have it scraped out.

what would Jesus do?

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PBfrEAk
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Feed us fish.

Who would you rather bone, Oprah Winfre (sp?) or Barbara Walters?

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Silvia-Tom
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Oprah.

If you found the iPhone 4G in a bar...would you give it back to Apple for free cause you're such a good person?

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MellowZ32
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noes! I'd sell it.

what would happen if google was Skynet?

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bundy26
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Hasta la vista baby!!

What would you do if you woke up in the death star?

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IBCoupe
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I'd head straight to the Canteen.

What would happen if your wristwatch ran backwards?


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