^ < V forum game! Take 2

[TTkickedin]

^ Blonde's are overrated
< Goes after smart, classy women
V Probably why I'm still looking? Can't seem to find any! (JK!)

[frapjap]

^ You're in the land of smart, classy women. Boston. get your butt on Okcupid or something.
< While Boston isn't far from me, maintaining a relationship there is hard because it isn't a cheap city and the traffic blows nuts.
V county girls. ::drool::

[sbird1]

^ Ick. There are plenty of those around here.
< Can't stand southern accents.
V I've known a few "southern bells" but most country girls tend to be trashy.

[frapjap]

^ nah. they just like to have a good time.
< this is a photo of one of my best friends' mom. EPIC

V Old Asian lady from the woods, represent

[Bubba1]

^I've been called many things, but not an old Asian lady from the woods.
< just got home from seeing the new Sherlock Holmes movie. Good flick.
v might prefer to see the Chipmunk movie before Sherlock Holmes

[themadscientist]

^ I would rather tear out my eyes with a spork than watch that Chipmunk crap, Holmes all the way; can't wait to see it.
< Also can't wait to get the call from my hunny. Two months on the other side of the world is lonely.
V Can see up my kilt.

[sbird1]

^ Yeah, things look pretty small.
< Kinda drunk. Can't think of a better line.
V b****, please.

[frapjap]

^ My mans bigger than your man.
< WHAT?! WANNA FIGHT BOUT IT
V hooker, dont bring that dew up in this mess.

[alms24sebring]

^ Dew is bad right?
< watched The Lesner vs Overeem. What a huge disappointment that fight was
v Google Blue Waffle Disease

[hitbychance]

^ ok
< was pumped overeem won, i hate lesnar
V knows the blue waffle thing was sick

[Bubba1]

^yep pretty sick.
< knows no one that has it.
V might have "fromunda cheeze" to complement a blue waffle.

[alms24sebring]

^ lolol no thanks. Ill already never look at a blueberry waffle the same
< Wooooo! going out to party!! Unfortunately Im the DD.
v Be safe tonight, dont D and D

[Bubba1]

^stayed home with family. very nice
< Thought ABC's coverage of NY sucked. Justin Beiber sightread Let It Be, and stroke victim d!ck Clark overdosed on spray tan and embalming fluid.
v uses botox instead of embalming fluid

[hitbychance]

^ heck yeah
< got liquored last night
V happy new year!

[nevertheless]

^Happy new year to you!
<tripped on shrooms last night. It was amazing.
VThrew up last night.

[hitbychance]

^ very close but nope
< kicking back and relaxing!
V got extremely intoxicated last night!

[alms24sebring]

^ Eh I made up for most of it today during the Skins game
< Drank beer and a few shots of applepie some liquor s***.
v Knows I should just end it quick and put a hose from my exhaust to my window as a I suffer embarrassment of my team

[hitbychance]

^ it'll be better after a few more beer
< back to work
V morning!

[alms24sebring]

^ goodnight
< Had fun today with a fellow OG Nico member and a car meet. Then went to the strip club right around the corner
v Knows that I would steal the newbie with the natural DD's if there was no such thing as cops

[frapjap]

^ Was it that bad that she was new?
< haven't been to one of those since...almost a year ago.
V had a bad habit of buying over priced beer and visiting the atm at the strip club

[Bubba1]

^ never. When I used to visit those places, my buddy was dating one of the strippers. Free drinks, great views, minimal tips.
< haven't been to one in years.
V more likely to go home with a male stripper?

[frapjap]

^ Slave labor.
< Finished another automotive furniture piece last evening!
V Carlisle this year?

[TTkickedin]

^ What Is this Carlisle you speak of? z event? If so, and my z is on the road,(and within my work schedule,) count me in. And In for pic of automotive furniture
< do want
V Did you enjoy your New Years?

[Bubba1]

^ What Is this Carlisle you speak of? z event? If so, and my z is on the road,(and within my work schedule,) count me in. And In for pic of automotive furniture
< do want
V Did you enjoy your New Years?

^ yes
< Carlisle is a huge 2 day NICO getogether during the Carlisle's Performance and Style Show, that includes unlimited autocrossing and drifting. Any make/model car is welcome. here's the link:


2012-nicofest-carlisle-pa-official-regi ... 49151.html

v has been to Carlisle

[alms24sebring]

^^ me no see pic
^ sadly, I have not
< Once again I will try and make it this year
v Sometimes when Im bored I cover my body with vaseline and pretend Im a slug in the kitchen.

[TTkickedin]

v Sometimes when Im bored I cover my body with vaseline and pretend Im a slug in the kitchen.

^ I read that 2 minutes ago and I'm still laughing
< Secretly wanting to try that now
V Keep the lol's going, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

[frapjap]

^ Can do.
< Heard this over dinner a couple of days back:
An old sailor decides he wants to re-live his youth, so he dons his sailor's outfit and heads down to the docks.
Once there, he is at a loss for something to do. He thinks back, then says to himself 'I remember, I used to visit a prostitute - that's what I'll do today!'
He find himself a prostitute, haggles a price and pays up-front, then gets down to business.
After a lot of huffing and puffing he says to the girl 'Not bad for an old sailor eh - how do you think I'm doing?'
She says 'You're doing 3 knots I'd say'
'3 knots?'
'Yep' she replies 'You're NOT hard, you're NOT in, and you're NOT getting your money back!'
V Popeye was a sailor. Where does that name originate?

[sbird1]

^ I believe it's an old Indian word meaning "Man-who-has-no-teeth-and-eats-spinach".
< This new job and being busy is really cutting into my NICO time.
V Knows it has more to do with parties and the new year.

[alms24sebring]

^^^ lol! I found that as a random post online
^ Heard you had a sexy party
< Insurance to register this dam car is bs'n me
v If we both were squirrels, could I bury a nut in your hole

[frapjap]

^ no thanks.
< I only date rabbits and the occasional sloth.
V interspecies erotica in the animal kingdom.