^ < V forum game! Take 2

[sbird1]

^ Use the search button, newb.
< Tired. Throat is sore. Gonna play some MW3.
V I'm gonna GRAPE you in the mouth!

[Bubba1]

^^Maybe later. Nala was an obsessive, insecure, naiive, and socially immature kid who posted every detail of his life with no self editting foryears. He has been on a desperate (and increasingly creepy) quest to lose his virginity that began in HS, and has continued thus far into his sophomore year at college (in Hartford).

^ "Dew" me. (I need the caffeine)

<became a Nala teaser after giving up trying to help him.

v loves Nala.

[Heavy]

^ I loved nala so much that our resident messican and myself went to hartford and made him look horrible in every aspect, watch out for the fire hydrant f***..
< i need money to finish the LS
v al roker wants to know whats going on in your neck of the woods

[numbnuts240]

^ swimming hole!!!!
< just got back from the home depot.
v also loves that store

[alms24sebring]

^ I really like the hotdog vendor outside of mine
^ speaking of local messican and Nala... Hows your best friend?
< Trynna eat some lunch but Im short on options
v 711 hotdog it is

[numbnuts240]

^ unless 7-11 started selling hummel bros. natural casing franks, ewww.
< i'm serious about my hot dogs.
v has had my hot dog in their mouth before.

[frapjap]

^ It was a manly hot dog. Grilled over charcoal. Like a man.
< the ketchup was like blood
V banged nala's girl

[numbnuts240]

^ didn't try, but i can guarantee that it was because of heavy and i that she didn't bang him.
< i love being evil
v lousy do-gooder

[Bubba1]

^Nala probably thinks so
< an evil do gooder
v thinking of Tita nekkid

[frapjap]

^ thinking? I've got a photo!
< even teh tito is susceptible to passing out from drinking to much
V "THE SHOES WERE OFF!"

[TTkickedin]

^ Before or after I buried her? :O
< Didn't bother to look up Nala, but he does sound like an unfortunate MF. Thanks Bubba.
V Week went by fast, yes?

[alms24sebring]

^ I guess.
< School starts monday. Hopefully I have another smoking hot teacher.
v wears a pretty dress in secret

[numbnuts240]

^ it wouldn't be in secret if i had a life
< all dressed up and nowhere to go
v the chicken is on the grill, where the fudge are you with the beer?

[frapjap]

^ Invite me a little sooner next time.
< wants the big piece of chicken
V daddy gonna be pissed if he dont get the big piece of chicken

[alms24sebring]

^ I got a big piece of chicken for you alright.
< well looks like I got f***ed on the new old car. Rear main seal is gushing, like a drop per second
v Get your asss over here and help me fix it

[Bubba1]

^You don't want my azz down there, I had a big helping of broccoli last night.
< Sorry about your rear main seal.
V can use chicken to fix a rear seal.

[frapjap]

^ Along with some duct tape, I can fix anything with chicken
< been a while since I've had fried chicken and malt liquor night
V best theme party you've ever been to?

[Bubba1]

^In college. The Alfred E Packer memorial Leg roast. Alfred was the brother of the University's founder, and had the distinction of being the first man in US History to be convicted of cannibalism. Wild party.
< always ready for another theme party
V willing to host a few hundred NICOnauts for a theme party

[frapjap]

^ Theme party at Carlisle would be fun.
^ sooo...other than cannibalism, what was the theme? Apps that look like people parts??
< theres already enough people hanging around in various rooms anyway!
V What should that theme be? Pimps and hoes? There probably aren't enough hotes.

[Bubba1]

^ It was also the last day of classes party that year. the theme idea was to trick the university to kick in some money for food. The university did it thinking we were honoring Alfred's generocity, we just neglected to mention the part about his eating a geologist.
< How 'bout a Nala theme? BYO instant detailer.

v already has a purple velvet fedora if it;s a pimp theme.

[Heavy]

^ ha howd you know, it also has cheetah print on it, my bottom b**** loves that sheeet
< goint to philly tmmrw, cheesesteakgoodness
v did you watch jersey shore last night?

[frapjap]

^ I will never watch jersey shore. Unless its on beavis and butthead intermissions
< Does not have a girlfriend and thus never will have to watch jersey shore.
V calling dibs on dressing up as the "car" for the Nala themed party!

[Bubba1]

^ Uh, no. I Remember what Learned'd did to his car when he last came to Carlisle.
< would be interesting if the little guy showed up to Carlisle this year
V willing to carpool to/from Carlisle with Nala.

[Heavy]

^ he can ride in the trunk of the LS, ill hit every pot-hole possible
< im starving
v whats for lunch?

[sbird1]

^ Double Whopper with Cheese, no pickle.
< Ate that s*** with the quickness.
V Happy weekend!

[alms24sebring]

^ your a sick f*** for eating BK
< ok so I need another motor. Not only is it leaking from rear main but its pouring burnt oil out the exhaust
v know anyplace by me that would sell a good nonvtec D15?

[sbird1]

^ Bring it to me b****! I'll do it on the DL.
< Has mechanic skillz/
V Knows about mechanic skillz... also knows I've been drinking... again.

[alms24sebring]

^ I decided to say f*** it and put in on CL to minimize my losses
< thought the smoke was only from the seal. nope.. moctly from exhaust pipe.
v yet again I get f***ed and I am superpissed at life right now

[Bubba1]

^ Every time I get f***ed, I'm happy, but then again we might be talking about different things.
< just received the Lindsay Lohan edition of Playboy. Don't waste your money. They made her up and the photoshoot to resemble Marilyn Monroe, except with waaay too much airbrushing.
v Lindsay Lohan fan.

[Heavy]

^ not really a fan but i saw the shoot, her a** has seen better days
< on my way to philly
v why does lindsay lohan think shes marylin monroe, marylin had class, the only class lohan has is one with drug rehab?