^ < V forum game! Take 2

[hitbychance]

^ make it 5:00
< still has 5 hours
V bored too?

[Heavy]

^ not anoymore, occupied by a roast beef sammich
< nom nom nom
v whos your guess for the winner of the super bowl?

[sbird1]

^ Winner? Probably GB, but I'm still pulling for the 9ers.
< Very happy about the win in Denver, but I don't think they have any chance for a SB win.
V I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

[frapjap]

^ Drink my milkshake and you'll be wearing it, b****.
< very protective over ice cream related products
V more protective over his dinner than his woman

[Bubba1]

^ not really.If it's good, and she's having something else, I always offer.
< cops finally set up a speed trap on my street. That's a good thing, people do 50 and it's a 25 zone.
v has a spotless driving record.

[frapjap]

^ Pretty much.
< Achieved "excellent driver" rating per auto insurance last year (not to mention about $300 off annually!). I attribute it to auto-x and HPDE. Helps you get the angst and spirited driving out of your system so you're more inclined to behave on the road.
V Shameful driving record

[TTkickedin]

^ Clean as a whistle. Talked my way out of every single possible one.

< Iol I was with my girl (ex now) near chickatawbut road in my miata around the Tedeschi's in Milton, (going to act like you're familiar with Milton, MA.) My miata ran straight pipes...So I turn onto the street with that golf course on it, and slam on the gas, rearend kicked out a bit and I just burned through to 3rd, then I saw a police car on the side of the road. He walks up to my car, says "You know how fast you were going?!" I was like, "No :/" He was like, "You were doing 60 in a 60, you need to watch your uhh, acceleration there buddy" I lolled and he let me go. Had that been my z, would've been a 120mph ticket

V u has "cops pulled me over" story?

[alms24sebring]

^ I dont wanna bring back the horrible memories of that day
< Heavy I have a 4door 5speed 92 Civic that burns a s***load of oil. $900 right now its yours... seriously
v Im looking for another EG Civic, got one?

[sbird1]

^ Nope!
< Going to eat some Mexican... people.
V Just kidding... just kidding.

[alms24sebring]

^ mmm with extra sour cream
< about to go to my stupid PE class. Ratemyprofessor said this guy was a complete fat a-hole.
v Hook me with your girl

[frapjap]

^ I have JUST the girl for you. Pending that you have a job.
< ratemyprofessor still works? Man, I remember when that was a NEW site.
V Who's gonna hold me when I'm feelin' sexy?

[alms24sebring]

^ Hey sexy. So I got this cucumber and some whipped cream.... ahh forget it
< Found out we get to draw a nude model in my art class!
v oh please be sexy, please be sexy, please be sexy

[Bubba1]

^I already am sexy.

< Hopefully your art class features an attractive female nude model, and not some fat dude.

v will pose nude right now.

[frapjap]

^ $100/hr
< considered joining a monolouge session where people preformed naked. Didn't actually preform, but went to watch. Suprisingly, a 50-50 ratio of guys to girls. Out of that 40% of females were attractive. But I digress, the show was well written.
V Can you see your ding-a-ling, or have you got a spare tire that gets in the way?

[Bubba1]

< have a spare tire and can see my ding-a-ling.
< I don't like the term "spare tire". Some guys have 6packs, I prefer to refer to mine as a keg.
v wears mirrored sunglasses at nude beaches.

[frapjap]

^ why's that matter? Wearing sunglasses should be enough
< any girl vane enough to check herself out in your mirrored sunglasses probably isn't quality.
V been to a nude beach? were the women folk attractive?

[Bubba1]

^A couple of times on vacation, but we didn't seek them out, that;s what it was where we stayed. The one beach that had the most attractive womenfolk by far was Guadeloupe.
^ the mirrored sunglasses are for horny guys to check out teh womenz without getting caught staring.

< nude beaches lose their shock value after about 2 minutes, plus there are waaay more people you DON'T want see nude than you might want to see.

v wants to see Jesda nekkid.

[frapjap]

^ to late.
< OH! You mean the woman you're WITH won't catch you as easily. Gotchya. I was thinking "most sunglasses are dark enough that no one really knows you're looking left and not straight ahead. If the looker is older, I'd bet glycoma glasses are the best.
Vtell me more about club med since you have a first hand experience that isn't some schmucks words on their promotional website. Folks always tell me I should join because I'm to active and don't sit still.

[Bubba1]

^ My wife and I visited a couple of their villages back in the 80's. It's a French company that caters primarily to a European crowd. That's both good and bad. It's definately for active folks, but each village has its own personality. For example, Guadeloupe was geared more for couples, while Martinique (one island over), was more for singles. I really couldn't tell you if Club Med 25 yrs later is any better or worse than any of the other all-inclusives out there.

< all this vacation talk makes me want to go on a vacation....now.

V where are you going for your next vacation

[frapjap]

^ Florida. Specifically the Keys for a bachelor party
< also headed to California (la region) and Savannah for the first time. Both for weddings.
V out-of-the-norm suggestions for a successful bachelor party (aside from the obvious)

[Bubba1]

^how about a ball and chain for the groom? using 16 lb bowling ball, handcuffs and not quite enough chain for the ball to reach the floor.
< used it successfully on a buddy during his BP
v still a bachelor

[sbird1]

^ Yep. Also, you got the 2000th post of this thread... jerk
< About to hit up the bar and chill.
V Will meet me there.

[frapjap]

^ its 9am, you alcoholic.
< back in college, maybe.
V Did the ball and chain get him girls? How do you get the ball onto the chain?

[Bubba1]

^Oh yeah. Stippers literally flocked to him when they saw it attached to his wrist. Easy to make, drill two holes into the ball, epoxy a u-bolt into the holes with chain attached. We got the ball free from a local alley once they learned the use.

< the bowling ball idea came long after my BParty.

v might prefer male strippers at his Bachelor party

[frapjap]

^ wont have a bachelor party. I will have to stop at a bowling alley to do this. Especially if its around his wrist, that'll get to him all night long!
^ What happened on your bachelor party?
< not getting married. But not opposed to a fake bahchelor party
V Theme for Carlisle- FAKE BACHELOR PARTY!

[Bubba1]

^ Can't say here. What happens at bachelor parties stays at bachelor parties.
^ Hmm. Not sure females who attend Carlisle would appreciate that theme
< Bachelor parties are awesome when done right.
V was a stripper at a bachelor party.

[frapjap]

^ if you count getting hammered and putting your balls on things around the house to "claim them," then, yes.
< The next one I'm putting together is in Key West. They'll b**** that its to cold, but I'll jump right in that ocean.
V the girls could have a fake bachelorette party!

[sbird1]

^ Hooray!
< It's 63* here now so I'm sure Key West is easily in the 70's.
V We went there for Christmas a couple years ago when my sister was still living there and we went on a boat wearing shorts and short sleeves. And it was a little hot...

[frapjap]

^ Cool story bro.
< our company bought another company that does similar things
V is this good or bad?

[sbird1]

^ That's awful! Why would they do that?
< I'm hungry. Time for turkey and bbq sauce.
V Stop staring at me, swan!