^ < V forum game! Take 2

[Bubba1]

^ and they'll smell like blueberries and stuff
< they were probably toxic when I was in kindergarten.
V once dated a girl who spoke highly of her own bowel movements.

^ uh, no. But mine were usually more impressive by comparison anyway
< guess I dated classier girls.
v took a power dump at GF's parent's home not long after meeting them for the first time?

[frapjap]

^ worse. I clogged their toilet.
< and then had to go buy a plunger at Ace because they didn't own one!
V has had worse first impressions.

[hitbychance]

^ about even
< setting up the new i7 pc, hello fast computer that won't overheat and shut off while on youtube.
V knows what overheating laptops are like?

[alms24sebring]

^ I sure dont hope to find out
< Might have to lay the dog to rest tomorrow. She has this horrible cough that sounds like its making here suffer at this point.
v The first ones are always the hardest to let go of.

[frapjap]

^ i guess?
< never even been to a funeral.
V what do you do when all of your friends start dying?

[hitbychance]

^ hm not sure, don't want to experience that
< laying around for the day
V whats new?

[TTkickedin]

^ about even
< setting up the new i7 pc, hello fast computer that won't overheat and shut off while on youtube.
V knows what overheating laptops are like?

I burned'd my peepee on one

^ Nothin much, Just wondering why I'm doing a secretary's job while i'm an IT intern
< Wants a real job.
V You're gonna get me one? Preferably in Florida, somewhere south where there's palm trees and no snow.

[sbird1]

^ If you're an IT guy with a bachelors, I could probably find you something around here...
< My job rules. Can't wait to get my first pay check.
V Has boogers the size of grapes.

[frapjap]

^ Nostrils would have to be HUGE
< just redeemed 110 bottles. $6 dollars. suck it.
V last time you had to hit a b****

[Bubba1]

^ Nostrils would have to be HUGE
< just redeemed 110 bottles. $6 dollars. suck it.
V last time you had to hit a b****

^ have never had to
< Ray, you've never been to a funeral? You're a lucky man.
v has nostrils that can hold grape sized boogers?

[TTkickedin]

^I can put 3/4 a regular sized grape in my nose!!!
< been to a few funerals. Don't wanna have to go for a long time. and no bachelors: Cisco comptia a+ (www.yearup.org)
V Find it hilarious i can stick almost an entire grape in my nose (only one nostril though, funny story actually.)

[alms24sebring]

^ Thats the way to impress the ladies.
< I sold my car today!
v How many ladies can I buy with $3000

[frapjap]

^ Depends on the country. Or you could lure them in with fake engagement rings
< tries not to spend money on the ladies these days. cars are expensive enough
V suggestions on what to do with the 3 large?

[sbird1]

^ Class 3 permit and a UMP45?
< UMP45... Mmmmmmm
V

[Bubba1]

^ I don't quite understand the appeal of owning something like that. No sport using it for hunting or target shooting with especially when it's on full automatic.
< competed in tournaments with single shot .22's as a kid.
v heard he shoots blanks with 'da womenz....

[frapjap]

^ how'd you know I was going under the knife?!
< ZERO desire for children
V Its bad enough sitting next to them on an airplane...

[sbird1]

^ Don't I know it!
< I hate kids almost as much as I hate hippies.
V Who throws a show? I mean honestly.

[frapjap]

^ I suppose you mean a shoe.
< Unless its full house, they all threw that show.
V Uncle Jesse was the man.

[sbird1]

^ John Stamos?
< Yes, I meant shoe. How did it come out snow?
V Is also hung over and has the day off.

[Bubba1]

^ no on the first part, correct on the second
<the uncle jesse from Dukes of Hazzard was much better, he made moonshine
v will PIIHB to avoid having children

[frapjap]

^ Thats what they call a rodeo!
< probably just get a vasectomy instead. More responsible. Then won't have to worry AS much after that condom breaks.
V There is only room for ONE Uncle Jesse, and he married Rebecca.

[Bubba1]

^had to google to find out who she heck she was. I never watched the show.
< She looked pretty, but not all that sexy. Am I wrong?
V but after a several glasses of moonshine, don;t they all look like "Rebecca"?

[sbird1]

^ You lookin' fine today too.
< Just watched The Price is Right for the first time in like 5 years.
V Also loves that show. Drew Carey is good, but he's no Bob Barker!

[hitbychance]

^ true bob barker was the man
< energy drink and spaghetti, life is complete
V new years plans?

[Bubba1]

[
^hosting a party for a group of close friends
< hopes d!ck Clark stops appearing on the countdown show. very depressing.
V most memorable NewYears Eve experience:

[hitbychance]

^ playing cod for nl all nighter while drunk with a friend
< haven't had too many crazy new years parties
V i'm thinking about going to a club this year

[sbird1]

^ Ick.
< We always go to my buddies for a fire and debauchery. Done it since high school.
V Will partake in debauchery this weekend.

[hitbychance]

^ oh well of course
< playing skyrim
V have you played it?

[frapjap]

^ Nope. no gaming system.
< really disappointed that Bubba didn't know who supermodel Rebecca Romijn Stamos is...
In the 90's this she was on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition with this sexy chain link number:

V Jerked off to that issue.

[hitbychance]

^ i would have
< need s a blonde bombshell
V find me some!