^ < V forum game! Take 2

[frapjap]

^ concerned that you're thinking about lunch at the same time as holes in the bathroom wall
< crackers and cheese, guess there was no company lunch function this afternoon.
V most unsafe car you ever drove

[TTkickedin]

^^ No previous handle, My brother used to have an account here though. He eventually sold his 240 and left nico
^^ Nope, Slutcracker is actually a XXX musical sold out in Boston!!! The only one I'd ever go see, really. Too bad I missed the ticket sale.
^ That hole would have to be pretty large for me.
< just ate some B0mb a$$ pizza at my job
V Should i wash it down with mello yello, sprite, coke zero, powerade, or sundrop? I'm leanin towards Sundrop so I can drop it liek it's hot.

(most unsafe car I ever drove was my subaru. Wheel was only attached one time by 2 very loose lug nuts, the other three snapped off!!! Rushed brake jobs definitely don't help.0

[frapjap]

^ sodas nasty man. drink some water, your body needs it.
< will rarely have a soda. supplement with beer as necessary.
V Is said event preformed at a strip club?

[TTkickedin]

^ event is performed in an actual musical theater i believe.
< I rarely have soda either, It's just the water gets contaminated sometimes here. And they have no water in the vending machines. FTL.
V Should I submit Vigorous zx's work to Jalopnik ?

[frapjap]

^ I dunno. Sure.
< Stupid. Getting sick. Probably can't celebrate the holidays with single malt now.
V Beer run!

[alms24sebring]

^ Im drunk but Im cool to drive man
< Might have a blind date after xmas. Lets hope her and the pic match
v is watching Bad Santa too.

[TTkickedin]

^ LOL it's almost 4pm what are you doing drunk?! And sadly I'm not. Working.
< Drinking age should be 20 dammit.
V What's the plans for New Years?

[sbird1]

^ Gettin shwastey-faced.
< Been working all this week. YAY!!!!
V Knows I'm going to enjoy getting PAID.

[Bubba1]

^and spending it all on booze and bichez...
< home alone tonight for a change
V "holding his own" tonight?

[MaximA32]

^ I always "hold my own"

< euphemism fun

V is lost on the meaning of euphemism

[alms24sebring]

^ yep sure am
< how the hell did 'ph' become an 'f' sound.
v Ill show you mine if you show me yours

[Bubba1]

^nah, I don't want to ruin your day...
< meeting "Otto" today, an 8 week old bulldog pup.
v dogs tend to leave gifts on your lawn.

[frapjap]

^ I put it on the neighbors door step when that happens.
< dog sitting for the holidays
V PUPPIES

[alms24sebring]

^ [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDe5lsE9 ... C2A7C3C36B[/youtube]
< Had a pretty good christmas. I got Bakon Vodka that smells and tastes just like the real dam thing
v what was your big present

[Bubba1]

^ I put it on the neighbors door step when that happens.
< dog sitting for the holidays
V PUPPIES

^ are chick magnets.
< typing with a puppy napping against me on each side.
v can get knocked over by a chihuahua

[alms24sebring]

^ yeah right, Id punt that yappy mofo.
< Totally thought today was Sunday. No suprise coming from someone with no job.
v Has a crazy ex threatening to cut hanging balls unless marriage occurs

[frapjap]

^ once upon a time.
< Dumped that. Actually, just kinda left with all of my crap while she was at work
V never, ever date red heads.

[Bubba1]

^ once upon a time.
< Dumped that. Actually, just kinda left with all of my crap while she was at work
V never, ever date red heads.

^ I never discriminated back in the old days when I dated.
< besides, with so many hair color products out there, the carpet might not match the drapes.
v will begin wearing baseball caps as he becomes follically challenged.

[TTkickedin]

^
< I don't discriminate either. But I will NOT get with BBW's! I would rather hear that booty clap, not the rolls
V Coffee: How do you like it? Dark roast for me.

[Bubba1]

^ dark
< Im addicted to a Costan Rican blend called Molido Cafe 1820.
v needs a caffeine jolt to get started in the morning

[frapjap]

^ I operate on ZERO caffeine a day. Just get up and go.
< Warm showers and OJ (the real kind) are a MUST though.
V wants to see a photo of the pups I dog sat.

[TTkickedin]

^ Since when are there male dog sitters JK post pics
< If only it didn't break up in the toilet, my last turd PROBABLY would have been 3 feet long. About two times smaller than my deek
v Honestly, besides yourself if you ever have, when was the last time you saw a male dog sitter? (maybe it's just me..)

[frapjap]

^ what would you call it?
< I drank lots of beer while watching them, too. Probably why they don't give me their children.
V What is this crap? 50 degrees and almost January?!

[TTkickedin]

^ Eh what the hell, i like the weather right now. It's alot like a san diego winter, but instead 50 over there feels like 20 degrees after a while
< I was thinking of calling it mulatto thunder.
V I made it snow at my desk, you can too! Just get dandruff, take hand, and rub hair back and forth for 10 minutes. Thoughts?

[frapjap]

^ You need to get better shampoo. Or shave your head.
< isn't mulatto a racial slang word?
V velvetta or Kraft?

[TTkickedin]

^Nope I'm mulatto. (well, generally speaking. More of the 'United Nations' race than mulatto.) I forgot what the derogatory term was..probably mutt, or milk chocolate, or oreo, or the ever famous uh-oh-oreo
^Velveeta! Their shells n' cheese is so delicious.
< I'm hungry now.
vwhat has your day consisted of?

[alms24sebring]

^ just finished posting my car in classifieds
< gotta do what you gotta do. I need something FWD for snow
v I promise to buy another 240 when I can, or just steal yours.. I mean borrow without asking

[frapjap]

^ whatever. just replace the oil it burns. and the coolant. replace the clutch while you're at it
< hasn't seen that car in a few years. brother drives it
V rose art makes terrible colored pencils.

[alms24sebring]

^ whats wrong with crayola
< I hate those waxy pencil and crayons that dont actually color.
v Thats why I use markers. You can get high while you color.

[frapjap]

^ and they'll smell like blueberries and stuff
< they were probably toxic when I was in kindergarten.
V once dated a girl who spoke highly of her own bowel movements.