^ < V forum game! Take 2

[TTkickedin]

^ Funny you mention that, I was going to move in with a buddy that was charging 300/mo too!
< (Biggest Hyundai hater on planet earth, by the way) Jobs are starting to get a lot more specific with what degree serves as a prerequisite. Unfortunate situation for those with a general general degree jobs in the city, or on craigslist nowadays.
V Wishes for a different career choice?

[sbird1]

^ Man, I'm just happy that I finally found a job, not to mention a job with a good corporation.
< I'll just be inspecting cars that come off the boats for defects and make sure they're complete.
V Got laid recently.

[TTkickedin]

^ I havent got laid in about a year and half. Did get some dome though.
< Might start an Automotive Aparrel brand!!
V Laid by your hand?

[hitbychance]

^ the odd time :P
< would like to pick up this holiday vacation
V ever slay a dragon?

[sbird1]

^ Yup.
< What's taking these people so long to get back to me?
V Likes "Lamb of God"

[nevertheless]

^Hate Lamb of God
<Likes real metal
VHas a metal detector

[alms24sebring]

^ Hate metal! :0. No metal detector but would like to pick up some meteorites
< Years ago I saw one land in the woods behind my house
v Likes some Killswitch Engage?

[sbird1]

^ Meh. I did in high school...
< Been jamming out to Attila all day.
V Check out Hellyeah. Metal supergroup of sorts.

[Bubba1]

^They're not bad
< Listening to Transiberian Orchestra right now since it's Xmas season. (Siberian Sleigh ride- rocks).
v favorite Xmas song is "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

[sbird1]

^ I hate all Christmas music equally... except TSO's Carol of the Bells.
< Can't wait to start my new job.
V Going out of town for Christmas.

[alms24sebring]

^ nope. screw xmas crazy traffic
< So took a final today and someone that finished before me took my dam binder with all my crap in it for other finals. Wtf! Im about to be so pissed.
v owns a pet leprachaun

[frapjap]

^ what are you, high?
< saw a surimi plant today. Interesting stuff.
V get a job delivering pizzas

[sbird1]

^ Actually I did when I was 16.
< Found a new favorite beer tonight: Old Chub.
V Thinks the name "Old Chub" is funny.

[alms24sebring]

^ Yes.. yes It is
< crisis averted..
v New Years Resolution??

[sbird1]

^ Stop smoking and drinking so much.
< Tired of my lungs and liver being sore.
V Knows when you don't have a job, you tend to binge...

[frapjap]

^ drink more?
< living out of a suitcase
V who's paul revere?

[sbird1]

^ You skipped me, a$$hole! Paul Revere is an insignificant historical figure.
< I have a fat kitty sitting behind me.
V Likes to go on mission trips to Haiti like my sister.

[alms24sebring]

^ oooo, dont let the little white girl walk in the bad part of town
< Im glad I never picked up smoking.... cigarettes that is
v Only 5 days til I get my lisence back. Its aboot time

[Bubba1]

^not me.
<clean driving record
v does not admit when he farts in elevators

[sbird1]

^ Of course not!
< Reminds me of when Peter Griffin tries to use the radio to cover his fart.
V Wants to come over and play Tummystix with me.

[frapjap]

^ sounds kinda h0m0.
< going to find some curry for lunch.
V thinks indian girls smell like curry

[hitbychance]

^ kinda
< would like to be off work for the day
V will the bank pre-approve me for a mortgage or tell me to f off?

[Bubba1]

^ they might do both if you go in wearing azz-less chaps.
< does not own azzless chaps
v might offer hitbychance theirs.

[alms24sebring]

^ nah mine are crotchless.
< keepin it oldschool with Black Ops
v last time you saw Santa

[nevertheless]

^tv commericals count?
<Addicted to MW3
VHas Lilly Allen stuck in his head too.

[frapjap]

^ whosa what?
< learning about muscle integrity retention in non-living flesh. yay.
V fish. not zombies.

[alms24sebring]

^ If it smells like fish, stay far away.
< Had some super sour Margaritas earlier and now I have the most intense heartburn ever
v reproduces asexually

[Bubba1]

^I'm sure my son would prefer to think he's the product of immaculate conception than thinking of his mom and I ever having sex.
< seem to be spending more on Xmas presents this year than last year
v working hard to get on the naughty list

[hitbychance]

^ hell yeah
< my last day of work before the holiday vacation
V strippers or blow?

[TTkickedin]

^I don't take hoes, I never tip the stripper
<I'm rich b****, but you can call me Cheap the Ripper
V a** To Mouth or a** to Poonany?