^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^ Fiat 500
< Womenz be complicated y0!
v has a gf?

[sbird1]

^ Nope! Happily single.

< Needs a good job before next relations.

V Watches Parks and Recreation.

[alms24sebring]

^ wut?
< Dude rollercoasters scare the F out of me
v A Thomas the Train ride turns into a nightmare when I sleep

[sbird1]

^ OMG you have to be kidding me.

< Loves roller coasters and all kinds of crazy stuff.

V Enjoys intercourse with animals.

[alms24sebring]

^ hey man sheeps are umm.. tender
< not kidding. Rode an Octopus that spins, and then the little arms you sit in spin oppositely. I was sick to my stomach for 3 days after.
v Tea cup rides are no better..

[sbird1]

^ I am never going to an amusement park with you.

< Hungry. Almost time for dinner.

V Anything special for dinner tonight?

[alms24sebring]

^ nope been eating crap for the last 3 days
< Only thing I actaully want to do it a Tower of Doom.
v I did have a good steak n cheese tho earlier

[sbird1]

^ I love steak and cheese.

< Watching Wilfred.

V Likes that show as much as me... as well as Louie.

[alms24sebring]

^ Played with a guy who sceenname was Wilfred
< Never heard of it
v I joined a new forum, yay

[sbird1]

^ Why?

< Wilfred is an awesome show on FX.

V Give me some pot.

[alms24sebring]

^ Uhhh, last time I fell for that I got set up for a 1/4lb of some stinky, super frosty, grade A Cryptochronolite.
< Its not a car forum, I couldnt betray my Nico peeps
v Would you like to purchase and illegaly consume one gram of marajuana from me?
ABRA KADABRA!

[sbird1]

^ Delicious.

< I haven't smoked in a while being as how I'm trying to find a job.

V Find me a new job and fix my car.

[alms24sebring]

^ F*** you and your Rustang!
< I mean, I wouldnt smoke just in case you have to piss for a job.
v Dam I miss that good weed. 30 days is complete BS. Just legalize it already.

[sbird1]

^ Werd.

< Going to go mow the lawn and apply for more jobs, yay.

V Will give me a recommendation.

[alms24sebring]

^ male strip club
< eh it pays the bills and you get to hear womenz scream over you
v

[sbird1]

^ I think I may try my hand at hooking.

< Watching Mad Men... like a lot. Also got an interview to caddie on Wednesday.

V Caddying for Sea Island would be nice. Good money.

[hitbychance]

^ is that a rich golf course?
< haven't been on in a while
V wants to buy me some high flow cats to fix my CEL

[sbird1]

^ Sure!

< Yes, Sea Island is a "rich course". 5-star establishment.

V Hi!

[hitbychance]

^ HIIIIIIIIIIIIII
< wishes he was rich
V HAYYY YOUUUU GUYSSSS!!!

[alms24sebring]

^ Who doesnt wanna be rich
< Wants Sbird to plant explosive golfballs
v do eet!

[sbird1]

^ Haha. Gave my uncle one a few years back.

< I hope I get this job even if it is 160 degrees outside.

V Come play golf and I'll carry your s*** around.

[frapjap]

^ I hope you're using your bare hands

< I'll make sure to make it runny for you, too.

V Eats pieces of s*** like you for breakfast

[alms24sebring]

^^
^ eww you eat pieces of s*** for breakfast! Thats gross.
< Happy Gilmore is epic and so are the quotes
v Kiss my white a$$ ball!!

[hitbychance]

^ omg i watched that one saturday
< knows that movie is hilarious
V is not a golfer, he's a hockey player

[alms24sebring]

^ Really what team does he play for?
< watched how to train your dragon yesterday
v Every single movie has a boy falls in love with girl in it. COOOORNY

[sbird1]

^ Brokeback Mountain?

< Never watched that one.

V Has seen it?

[hitbychance]

^ hells no
< not my scene
V girls gone wild= win?

[alms24sebring]

^^ lol, see even man love counts
^ GGW, eh, boobs.. ok. I wanna see the center of a cut in half peach get penatrated. LOL!
< Got my car fixed and registered.
v will give me a ride to school everyday

[sbird1]

^ As long as you go to school here.

< Pretty much got the job caddying. Have training Tues-Thurs. next week and then start like Friday or Saturday.

V I could make some very decent money here pretty soon, which means MOVING THE f*** OUT!

[alms24sebring]

^ awesome dude hope you get that far
< Really needs to move out but nowhere near financially stable
v So what, you just caddy for random people or what?