^ < V forum game! Take 2

[frapjap]

^ more or less right.
< they were probably about titties or something.
V Why the hell did I sign up to golf with customers at 8am on a SATURDAY!?!?!?

[frapjap]

^ Just bring beer. Lots of beer
< oh, breakfast beers will be consumed.
V Whens the last time you had a breakfast beer?

[alms24sebring]

^^ actually Scary movie 2
^ ^<v'ing yourself is not allowed
< would vomit at breakfast beer
v Getting drunk before 4pm makes me feel like a pos

[frapjap]

^ if you do it more often, it'll get better
< not a drunk, actually.
V however, despite what you hear, is an alcoholic.

[alms24sebring]

^ Nah I rarely drink
< They say a person that has 1 drink a week is an alcoholic
v knows thats BS

[hitbychance]

^ yep, that means i'm a super alcoholic
< witnessed a car trying to show off in front of me , the result being that he blew up his engine
V knows that's hilarious?

[frapjap]

^ Depends, was there a girl in the car? Then he can't get laid.
< a girl actually drove my miata and drove it well last evening. Then asked if she could drive the t/a.
V Knows damn well that isn't happening any time soon and wouldn't let her drive it either.

[hitbychance]

^ it was an old guy and his son
< thinks you should let her drive the miata only unless she puts out every 4 h
V knows that won't happen either

[frapjap]

^ ummmmmm mayyyyybe.
< Every 4 hours? Every four horses? Every 4 houses? Every 4 hippos? SPECIFICS MAN!
V bjs on the road are tough when you have a standard and aren't on the highway.

[sbird1]

^ I've never had the privilege of road head.

< Playing some Mortal Kombat. Start work training tomorrow!

V Ray, you want to come down here and have me caddie for you?

[frapjap]

^ I'm an awful golfer. But I'll be in Savannah (sp) on the weekend of 3-24-12 if you're around.
< Only gets invited so the customer(s) have comic relief and can feel better about their scores.
V At first the other players rejected my generous 8am beer offering. But by 8:12 and 4 crappy tee shots, they were all about it.

[frapjap]

^ wait, you did that wrong.
< well, I'll be damned. You're right.
V wants to invest in my airport strip club concept.

[sbird1]

^ Fantastic idea. Where do I sign?

< What are you doing in Savannah? It's about an hour's drive for me.

V There are a couple tracks in the Savannah area, I believe...

[frapjap]

^ didn't know that.
< best friend's wedding. But a wedding only lasts so long.
V could be my date.

[sbird1]

^ Do I get to wear a dress?

< Remind me later and I'll find some track info if you're going to be around for a while.

V Would you be driving down or what?

[frapjap]

^ A little of both. Flying to FL, driving to GA.
< have 2 weddings that week. One in Orlando on Thurs, the other in GA on Sat. I will be renting a Miata (if the rental company doesn't shaft me) so that I can at least try and enjoy the ride and catch some rays to come back to New England with in the middle of winter.
V whens the last time you committed mass genocide?

[sbird1]

^ Eh. Couple weeks now I think?

< Figures just as I'm supposed to start caddying, there's a goddamned hurricane coming up the coast.

V Knows that might put a damper on my plans.

[alms24sebring]

^ Wind carries the ball farther
< Hit some balls at the driving range actually. It was fun and harder than it looks, but I hit it the furthest
v I tried a Happy Gilmore but it it made a deep whooosh (miss). It was funny. GODDAMN YOU BALL, YOU NEED TO GO HOME!

[sbird1]

^ Suck my white a**, ball!

< About to head in to start training here in the next half-hour.

V Will tell me what we do if/when it rains.

[frapjap]

^ Do like the Russian soliders on guard duty do- play solitare and take shots of vodka until situation improves
< posting on nico
V suck it.

[sbird1]

^ Guess who's back?

< Guess who was told that they were "proceeding with more qualified individuals."?

V Guess who asked WTF? and was told that they were "not *obligated* to tell me."

[frapjap]

^ Backstreet's back!
< Alright?
V you lost your job before it started?

[sbird1]

^ Pretty much.

< FML. I'm going to walk into oncoming traffic now.

V Punch a pretty girl in the face for me.

[frapjap]

^ right after she says, "NO."
< ladies never say no.
V go grow a vegetable garden and enrich your life.

[sbird1]

^ No!

< Found out that I may be able to retake the personality test I failed.

V Knows that I tend to fail personality tests for jobs (this make 3 now).

[frapjap]

^ Nope, but it sounds like you should start lying on those and just answering them the way you know they want them answered
< I've done a few of those over the years. Its a tactic for employers to have in their pocket when the applicant calls and follows up and isn't selected for the position.
V eat vegetables and enrich your life.

[alms24sebring]

^ Alright everybody smile and say awkawrd
< I am really excited about mother nature today and the EQ
v felt it?

[frapjap]

^ Nope.
< But was in the plant all day and everything vibrates in there anyway.
V hopeful that it'll happen again tomorrow. This time, with tsunami action!

[alms24sebring]

^ I was thinking if there was ganna be one because I am pretty close to the Patomic River
< Fortunately (or unfortunately), it was on land.
v loves natural disasters as much as I do

[sbird1]

^ Only when lots of people die.

< Loads of people getting taken out at once thins the heard.

V Knows morbidity is fun.