^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^ good at eating cheese
< Making some pizza for lunch
v worst fear

[sbird1]

^ IDK... uh... living at home with no job at age 30.

< Only 6 more years and it's a reality.

V Worst fear?

[alms24sebring]

^ thats a close second
< Tidlewaves scare the F out of me
v *insert quote here*

[sbird1]

^ You boys like Mix-i-co?! Yee Haw!

< Think I got fired from my shltty job. Now applying at TitleMax

V Store Manager!

[alms24sebring]

^ well sounds like you've been trying to get fired. Be careful what you wish for
< knows that you quoted Johnny Bravo
v You know you have to tell us why you got fired right..

[sbird1]

^ The store is supposed to close at 11. Apparently, if there are a lot of people, you're supposed to stay open

< I closed at 11 and kicked like 20 people out. Boss got pissed.

V That's about the whole story.

[alms24sebring]

^ Oh. I understand customer service but the more people you serve the more are ganna come.
< Eh been there. A boss closed at like 830 when they technically close at 9 after an entire day of 0 cars. Got written up for it, whatever.
v Works holidays, every holiday

[hitbychance]

^ nope most of them i don't have to work
< hates working on weekends and holidays
V works 60 hours a week

[sbird1]

^ Nope!

< Been applying for jobs all day.

V RAWR!!!

[hitbychance]

^MEOWWWWWWW
< luls, our office won free coffee and treats today from the coffee shop win!
V knows free breakfast kicks a**

[alms24sebring]

^ that sucks cuz coffee is disgusting
< loves the smell but hates the taste
v how many lumps would you like?

[srellim234]

^ none

< loves blackened chicken, too.

v also loves southern cooking.

[alms24sebring]

^ blackened anything tastes good
< no h0m0
v My bro's against it because its aged and thinks it gets to old to eat

[sbird1]

^ That's dumb.

< Hungry now. Have a job fair this morning, yay!

V Has a 3 inch wiener.

[alms24sebring]

^ I own a Kilbasa
< hungry as hell right now
v make me food

[sbird1]

^ Make your own damn food.

< Hungry too. Haven't eaten much today.

V Likes Ron Paul.

[alms24sebring]

^ I barely know the name.
< Cant remember celebrity names for s***
v Who what when where

[sbird1]

^ He's a presidential candidate, but whatever.

< Making life progress.

V Knows it's about time.

[alms24sebring]

^ found a new job or something?
< boooooooooooooooored
v would you ever give a kid the baseball you caught?

[sbird1]

^ Haha, idk, maybe?

< No new job yet, just making steps toward a career. Also listening to a band I saw the other night. They're really good. Jam band kind of stuff.

V Like jam band music? I don't usually, but these guys rule.
http://www.thefritzmusic.com/fr_home.cfm

[alms24sebring]

^ Not sure if its my thing
< I like jam tho. I have this jalapeno and red pepper jam that is bangin.
v Taco Bell for dinner mmm mmm

[sbird1]

^ I'm jealous.

< Nearest Taco Bell is like 30 min. away.

V Tree hugger.

[alms24sebring]

^ eh, global warming is real
< I just beat the first assassins creed, but I forgot how the second one started
v This is why you dont play games out of order

[sbird1]

^ Damn, guess I need to go back and play Forza 2...

< Kidding. And now 2 girls I used to like a lot are pregnant.

V Is never happy to hear things like that either.

[hitbychance]

^ nope happens here very frequently
< been partying all weekend, now its vacation time and it's raining
V knows that sucks

[sbird1]

^ Suckage.

< Spent today looking for a J-O-B. Slim pickins.

V Slim Pickins?

[alms24sebring]

^ Them be slim pickins
< Going to uhh... try and enjoy myself later..
v Do dogs actually like the taste and smell of others' s***?

[sbird1]

^ I think so.

< My dog will eat anything you present to her. Vegetables included.

V Age and breed of dog if you have one.

[alms24sebring]

^ Old fat and a complete b***h
< My dog wont eat anything without flavor on it, not even fruit
v will u assassinate my dog and just get it over with

[sbird1]

^ Sure!

< Slept pretty late today. Time to take a quick look for a job. lkj;adjf

V Murderer.