^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^ thats why Im asking you for hire
< Ill let you take the charge for me
v Be sure to make it look like an accident

[sbird1]

^ Fine.

< But I'm going to need a corkscrew, brown sugar, a pair of clown shoes, and a inflatable castle.

V Give me those things and it's a deal.

[alms24sebring]

^ lol
< screw it, she died of natural causes.
v Ill bury her in the woods or backyard and be done with it.

[sbird1]

^ We have a good 4-6 dead buried animals in the back yard.

< Want to go do something. Something different.

V Pass Time?

[alms24sebring]

^ you could kill a dog..
< ok ok Im ganna stop being mean
v Lets get drunk and joyride

[sbird1]

^ I already got a DUI...

< I was 21 and dumb.

V Knows roadblocks suck.

[alms24sebring]

^ LOL!
< So a chick I know got stopped at a checkpoint f***ed up a few weeks ago.
v Guess what, she got away with it!!!!!

[sbird1]

^ My ex used to get away with everything.

< Hate it when chicks get away with stuff.

V Saints Row 3 demo: watch it.

[dre1507]

^ Saw a trailer. It looked cool.
< Got some v-tec in today after granny driving for a week. Rekindled my love for driving.
v can't wait for Thanksgiving.

[sbird1]

^ Ick.

< To make matters worse, my sister is getting married this Thanksgiving.

V I can't wait til I can get out of this house/town/state. What are you looking forward to?

[alms24sebring]

^ Getting out this house mainly
< Got the rear hub of my bicyicle fixed today and took it for a test drive. After about 15 mins of getting my legs, heart, and lungs punished, I found out the front brakes were sticking bad.
v I knew I wasnt that out of shape.

[sbird1]

^ I miss my bike.

< Repainted the controller and put on a clear coat to protect it. We'll see if it works better.

V The back is gold now instead of black. And it's super shiny now.

[hitbychance]

^ sweet i want it!
< back from vacay
V hiii

[alms24sebring]

^ hello sir
< thought uyou got kidnapped
v where did you go and where is my souvenir?

[hitbychance]

^ just stayed home and fished and drank
< did go away last weekend on a boat trip so much win drunk at 10 am doesn't feel good haha
V i have empty cans, bottles and some full throttle energy drinks left?

[alms24sebring]

^ I started drinking at 2:00pm on Sat, and was drunk by 4
< Beer + swimming pool = win
v Never drinks energy drinks

[hitbychance]

^ lies
< is having one now that i'm back to the grind at work
V hates mondays

[sbird1]

^ Doesn't matter what day it is when you don't have a job.

< Got my study guide for a test I'm going to take and holy s***, it's f'in crazy.

V Will help me with calculus.

[redtop91]

^HEAVENS NO. Even though I got 100% in Calc 1-3

< Doesn't Troll. Never has

V Believes me

[sbird1]

^ Nope. Not even close.

< Applied to a whole bunch of jobs today. Going out again tomorrow.

V Ryon, I know you want to help me... but Ryon won't post again...

[alms24sebring]

^ lol
< Im retaking calc this fall..
v I guess it just comes naturally to certian people

[hitbychance]

^ is easy for some
< didn't do too bad but i didn't try either
V thinks its useless unless your a scientist or mathematician?

[alms24sebring]

^ True but there are lots of scientists and mathmaticians out there.
< Some math problems are just epically stupid and pointless
v Buy me "Math for Dummies"

[hitbychance]

^ must be a torrent for that
< loves how everything is free on the internet
V just got to look around right?

[alms24sebring]

^ right
< I know a place where I can watch movies for fdree the day they come out in theaters
v not willing to share that info tho..

[hitbychance]

^ aww come onn
< likes free movies
V wants to see "30 minutes or less"?

[alms24sebring]

^omg NOT watching that movie
< I hate that guy
v would way rather see final dest. 5

[hitbychance]

^ yes sir
< bored
V word on the street is you want to sell your kouki!

[alms24sebring]

^ wanna buy
< price has to be right but I won't ask too much
v want a new (to you) car

[sbird1]

^ Hell yeah I do.

< Suburban drinks gas.

V Give me a fuel efficient vehicle.