The ongoing story...

A General Discussion forum for cars and other topics, and a great place to introduce yourself if you are new to NICO!
User avatar
Marenta
Posts: 2424
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:34 pm
Car: 2008 Mopar Crap
'91 Isuzu Impulse RS

Post

Remember when you were like, a kid, and you all were in boring English class and the teacher made you each start a story and then after a few minutes you would pass the unfinished story around the room so that the rest of class would help you finish the story? Well, I'm going to start one of those, we'll see where it ends up.

Jim was an average boy; average height, average looks, average everything. And, today was his 16th birthday. Today, he was getting his new car. A slightly used....


User avatar
Hijacker
Posts: 14373
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:57 am
Car: '92 240sx Convertible
'94 F-150
Location: Fredericksburg, VA

Post

...car from one of his neigbours. The car had had a for sale sign sitting in it for going on 5 months now, and Jim had been saving every penny to buy it from his job as a...

User avatar
Rolling Estonian
Posts: 680
Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:47 am
Car: 2008 Altima Coupe 2.5

Post

Peni5 pump repair tech. The work really sucked, but the perks where nice. the day he finally had saved enough he went into his bosses office and said...

Ar878
Posts: 2929
Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 9:28 pm

Post

... Dammit! I've worked here long enough, I deserve a raise and several free pen15 pumps! His boss only gave him a weird look and said...

User avatar
Rev_D21
Posts: 5946
Joined: Sun Jan 12, 2003 9:49 pm
Car: 1986.5 D21 LB HD 2WD V6 5Speed
1991 D21 Reg 2WD Auto
1995 D21 Reg 2WD 5Spd
1996 D21 Reg 4WD 5Spd
2012 Versa 1.6S 5-Speed
Location: Somwhere in Western NY
Contact:

Post

..."would you mind getting under my desk for a moment. I have something I want to get off my chest." 10 minutes and several moist towellettes later...

User avatar
drksolest
Posts: 10648
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:01 am
Car: '91 Nissan 240SX coupe
Location: Elkhart, Indiana
Contact:

Post

out of breath, his boss says, "That was your raise right there and no free pumps". angry and sticky he stomps out of there seeing the daily newspaper by the door. Decides to look in the classifieds and...

User avatar
srpowered240sx
Posts: 12661
Joined: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:17 pm
Car: 90 240sx-sr, 92 F-150, 00 bmw 323ci, 1991 s13 coupe, 99 F250 Dsl

Post

...sell his soul. he'd seen it done before, and now that he had just basically whored himself out for what he thought was a raise, he really didnt need his soul anymore. so he set out for the newspaper headquarters with a plan but before he got there he.....

User avatar
Rolling Estonian
Posts: 680
Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:47 am
Car: 2008 Altima Coupe 2.5

Post

... decided the head quarter was to far away to walk so he better hitch hike. So He stuck out his thumb, rolled up his pant leg, and waited by the side of the road. In a few minutes he was picked up, inside the car he discovered the driver had an enormous disgusting...

User avatar
Marenta
Posts: 2424
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:34 pm
Car: 2008 Mopar Crap
'91 Isuzu Impulse RS

Post

goiter on his neck. Jim couldn't help but stare at it in an odd fascination. He was thinking to himself "What an odd birthday this is all turning out to be." Just as soon as the thought finished, the driver leaned over and...

User avatar
dusred
Posts: 3856
Joined: Mon May 26, 2008 3:23 pm
Car: Previous Q45 owner, 09 Corolla, Ford F250 Diesel truck

Post

. . . asked him what he was staring at? He replied that he was staring at the guys very large. . .

User avatar
ScrapMetal
Posts: 3420
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:19 am
Car: 1999 Chevrolet S10
1991 Ford Bronco 5.0
Location: Sugarcandy Mountain
Contact:

Post

goiter. The driver in a fit of rage, punched Jim right in the balls. The driver stopped in the middle of the road and kicked Jim out the car. Jim laid there in the middle of the street, balls hurting. When, out of nowhere, he heard a truck horn and...

sorry Reverend D, I had to change it.

Rolling Estonian, saved this thread.
Modified by Metaru_Gia at 4:59 PM 10/13/2008

User avatar
Rev_D21
Posts: 5946
Joined: Sun Jan 12, 2003 9:49 pm
Car: 1986.5 D21 LB HD 2WD V6 5Speed
1991 D21 Reg 2WD Auto
1995 D21 Reg 2WD 5Spd
1996 D21 Reg 4WD 5Spd
2012 Versa 1.6S 5-Speed
Location: Somwhere in Western NY
Contact:

Post

arrg!

User avatar
Marenta
Posts: 2424
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:34 pm
Car: 2008 Mopar Crap
'91 Isuzu Impulse RS

Post

This post is not in the story.. I think it's prudent to keep the story moving along if you quote what you're replying to.. Yeah.

User avatar
Rolling Estonian
Posts: 680
Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:47 am
Car: 2008 Altima Coupe 2.5

Post

Reverend D wrote:his teacher handed him a moist towelette. "You missed a spot sonny! And I don't like to think that I am getting sloppy seconds!" The teacher proceeded to...
... explain that after he'd been hit in the nuts he lost consciousness. Lucky for the teacher he found Jim. Confused Jim asked his teacher...

User avatar
Hijacker
Posts: 14373
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:57 am
Car: '92 240sx Convertible
'94 F-150
Location: Fredericksburg, VA

Post

Rolling Estonian wrote:
... explain that after he'd been hit in the nuts he lost consciousness. Lucky for the teacher he found Jim. Confused Jim asked his teacher...
What he was doing out on this random stretch of road. His teacher said he was out this way to go...

User avatar
Marenta
Posts: 2424
Joined: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:34 pm
Car: 2008 Mopar Crap
'91 Isuzu Impulse RS

Post

Hijacker wrote:What he was doing out on this random stretch of road. His teacher said he was out this way to go...
to a rodeo that some midgets were putting on. Jim was rather disconcerted by the fact that he'd never heard of this midget rodeo. After a brief awkward silence...

User avatar
dusred
Posts: 3856
Joined: Mon May 26, 2008 3:23 pm
Car: Previous Q45 owner, 09 Corolla, Ford F250 Diesel truck

Post

Marenta wrote:
to a rodeo that some midgets were putting on. Jim was rather disconcerted by the fact that he'd never heard of this midget rodeo. After a brief awkward silence...
... he grabbed his nuts and decided to go get them smashed up some more by riding in the rodeo without a cup. He figured he didn't have much to lose because. . .

User avatar
AJRK
Posts: 794
Joined: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:30 pm
Car: 2001 QX4 4x4, 2003 Jaguar XJR, 2014 Cadillac ATS 2.0T 6MT

Post

...he had the smallest nuts in the world, which didn't bother him because...

User avatar
dasoupdude
Posts: 4803
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:26 pm
Car: 2005 Nissan 350Z
Location: Palm Beach, FL / Sacramento, CA
Contact:

Post

..he also had a vagina, but surprisingly...

User avatar
TrueVillan
Posts: 1152
Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:48 pm
Car: Black 95 Zenki

Post

Dasoupdude wrote:..he also had a vagina, but surprisingly...
...he died in a fire before he could find out about his car.....THE END!

User avatar
ScrapMetal
Posts: 3420
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:19 am
Car: 1999 Chevrolet S10
1991 Ford Bronco 5.0
Location: Sugarcandy Mountain
Contact:

Post

Dasoupdude wrote:..he also had a vagina, but surprisingly...
He enjoyed his vigina more than his pen15. He decided he was tired of being confused and he would come out and tell the world! I love...

Bohemiangod
Posts: 355
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:15 pm
Car: 1999 Chevy Camaro V6/5Spd and a 1990 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo!

Post

Metaru_Gia wrote:
He enjoyed his vigina more than his pen15. He decided he was tired of being confused and he would come out and tell the world! I love...
women! and thus he was technically a lesbian. but that was ok, he anticipated seeing all the hot....

krimsonviper
Posts: 20788
Joined: Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:04 pm
Car: 2010 Mazda MazdaSpeed3 -PAID
2010 Mazda 3i Touring -Totaled
2006 Mazda 3i Sport -Totaled
1989 Nissan S13 -Sold
1990 Nissan S13 -Sold
Location: NorCal

Post

...teddy grams, so he bought a crate load from a warehouse, but couldnt find any milk. Much to his surprise though,...

User avatar
dasoupdude
Posts: 4803
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:26 pm
Car: 2005 Nissan 350Z
Location: Palm Beach, FL / Sacramento, CA
Contact:

Post

krimsonviper wrote:...teddy grams, so he bought a crate load from a warehouse, but couldnt find any milk. Much to his surprise though,...
..he had a second vagina, which was surprisingly located in the much discreet location just under the...

Bohemiangod
Posts: 355
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:15 pm
Car: 1999 Chevy Camaro V6/5Spd and a 1990 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo!

Post

Dasoupdude wrote:
..he had a second vagina, which was surprisingly located in the much discreet location just under the...
hood of his Nissan R390. So he went into his garage, popped open the hood, and...

User avatar
leesredgt
Posts: 3945
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:18 am
Car: 1992 Toyota MR2 N/A
1991 Toyota MR2 Turbo

Post

Bohemiangod wrote:
hood of his Nissan R390. So he went into his garage, popped open the hood, and...
Pulled out his screwdriver, and started to slowly insert it into......

User avatar
ADDirishboy
Posts: 13079
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:08 am
Car: 2008 Nissan Titan Pro4x
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Contact:

Post

leesredgt wrote:
Pulled out his screwdriver, and started to slowly insert it into......
His mom's vagina. He knew it was wrong but he just couldn't help himself. He kept going and going until finally...

User avatar
Hijacker
Posts: 14373
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:57 am
Car: '92 240sx Convertible
'94 F-150
Location: Fredericksburg, VA

Post

Alright guys, keep this story somewhat clean. I've been -ing since dusred mentioned the small nuts.

User avatar
dasoupdude
Posts: 4803
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:26 pm
Car: 2005 Nissan 350Z
Location: Palm Beach, FL / Sacramento, CA
Contact:

Post

Hijacker wrote:Alright guys, keep this story somewhat clean. I've been -ing since dusred mentioned the small nuts.
..after finishing a small round of facepalming, he went into the bathroom and flushed himself down the toilet to his secret headquarters, there he discovers a second R390. He kicks himself in the face because...

User avatar
ADDirishboy
Posts: 13079
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:08 am
Car: 2008 Nissan Titan Pro4x
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Contact:

Post

Dasoupdude wrote:
..after finishing a small round of facepalming, he went into the bathroom and flushed himself down the toilet to his secret headquarters, there he discovers a second R390. He kicks himself in the face because...
...There was a spider on his forehead. With the spider now dead, he could continue on with his...


Return to “General Chat”