... quest to kill every single spider in the world with the help of...ADDirishboy wrote:
...There was a spider on his forehead. With the spider now dead, he could continue on with his...
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ERIC s.-14
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Re: (ERIC s.-14)
...Chuck Norris. But then Chuck roundhouse kicked Jim in the face. Jim was paralyzed. But in the hospital he met...ERIC s.-14 wrote:... quest to kill every single spider in the world with the help of...
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dusred
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. . . Hijacker's very large rubber ban hammer. He nearly succeeded when he smashed his big toe and had to limp home. When he got there he found his brother Jack who was. . .ERIC s.-14 wrote:... quest to kill every single spider in the world with the help of...
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ERIC s.-14
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..Paul Walker and Vin Diesel who asked paralyzed Jim if he wanted to be in the next Fast and Furious movie, Jim replied...ADDirishboy wrote:
...Chuck Norris. But then Chuck roundhouse kicked Jim in the face. Jim was paralyzed. But in the hospital he met...
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dusred
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. . . No thanks, I don't like rice much. Now, come and meet my brother Jack. So they went and met Jack and Jack agreed to. . .ERIC s.-14 wrote:..Paul Walker and Vin Diesel who asked paralyzed Jim if he wanted to be in the next Fast and Furious movie, Jim replied...
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Rolling Estonian
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...perform an assisted suicide on Vin. and before sticking the needle in Dr. Jack asked if Vin had any last request. Vin said...
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i have big muscles to make up for my ugly face. Then Paul Walker said " Vin, I don't think you're ugly. You're a pretty man." Dr. Jack looked at Paul and...Rolling Estonian wrote:...perform an assisted suicide on Vin. and before sticking the needle in Dr. Jack asked if Vin had any last request. Vin said...
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..punched him in the face and stole both the supra and the skyline, little did he know that under the passenger seat was a...
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...bag containing $1,000,000. So he headed for the coast when....
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. . . his wonderful Supra broke down and a nice Police Officer showed up to help him. He wondered what the Officer would think about the suitcase full of money. Then the Officer. . .AJRK wrote:...bag containing $1,000,000. So he headed for the coast when....
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dusred wrote:
. . . his wonderful Supra broke down and a nice Police Officer showed up to help him. He wondered what the Officer would think about the suitcase full of money. Then the Officer. . .
Pistol whipped the kid and took off throwing hot burnt rubber all over the kids new polo that his grandma had given him last week...
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peanut butter and jelly sandwich that he made love to but it turns out it was from...The Count wrote:which was inexplicably stained with grape jelly. It could have been that....
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his grandmothers lipstick that he was trying for the first time. The color was a grape-raspberry and smelt like flowers...danshaz82 wrote:
peanut butter and jelly sandwich that he made love to but it turns out it was from...
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but tasted like the inside of a llamas colon. he dusted himself off, had another lick of the lipstick on his sweater, and swore...wynnEZ wrote:
his grandmothers lipstick that he was trying for the first time. The color was a grape-raspberry and smelt like flowers...
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to never again have such a wild ruckus on a birthday, he was only 16 after all. The lipstick was a dull smudge of purple by this time, and he decided the best course was to ask his mother how to clean it off. However, he remembered his mother and the screwdriver, and decided against asking her. He still needed to put RIMZ on his car, so he hopped on the internet and...Rolling Estonian wrote:but tasted like the inside of a llamas colon. he dusted himself off, had another lick of the lipstick on his sweater, and swore...
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...found some HAWT RIMZ for MAD CH3AP yo on eBAYZ. Unfortunatly for Jim, Jack Bauer had been secretly spying on Jim's activity on the interwebz and showed up at his front door and said...Marenta wrote:
to never again have such a wild ruckus on a birthday, he was only 16 after all. The lipstick was a dull smudge of purple by this time, and he decided the best course was to ask his mother how to clean it off. However, he remembered his mother and the screwdriver, and decided against asking her. He still needed to put RIMZ on his car, so he hopped on the internet and...
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I need your extreme computer skills to help me save the United States from certain doom by financial terrorists, posing as bankers and wallstreet brokers. Jim reluctantly...marlin29311 wrote:
...found some HAWT RIMZ for MAD CH3AP yo on eBAYZ. Unfortunatly for Jim, Jack Bauer had been secretly spying on Jim's activity on the interwebz and showed up at his front door and said...
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Rolling Estonian
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said "sure I guess". but frightened by this new responsibility, and because he wasn't wearing pants, Jim urinated all over Jack Bauer. Jack was...Hijacker wrote:
I need your extreme computer skills to help me save the United States from certain doom by financial terrorists, posing as bankers and wallstreet brokers. Jim reluctantly...
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..then found yet another female orfice, except this time on Jack Bauer's head, except it was really only a pink zipper, this Jack Bauer figure turned out to be only another person wearing a mask, so he pulled it down to then reveal that the person under the mask was actually...Hijacker wrote:
I need your extreme computer skills to help me save the United States from certain doom by financial terrorists, posing as bankers and wallstreet brokers. Jim reluctantly...
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chris hanson with an armfull of flowers, chocolates and other assorted toys for jim to marvel at. With a forceful pull chris brought jim close to him and asked...Dasoupdude wrote:
..then found yet another female orfice, except this time on Jack Bauer's head, except it was really only a pink zipper, this Jack Bauer figure turned out to be only another person wearing a mask, so he pulled it down to then reveal that the person under the mask was actually...
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...for him to "Have a seat. Have a seat, right over there." as he pointed to a chair next to a small breakfast nook. "I have to ask about your internet activity. Have you ever posted under the name..."Marenta wrote:
chris hanson with an armfull of flowers, chocolates and other assorted toys for jim to marvel at. With a forceful pull chris brought jim close to him and asked...
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..JESDA??..because a few days ago..
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. . . you put up a thread about getting a PO box that was 666 and I don't want anyone hanging around me that has the devil chasing after them. So, Chris Hansen left him there while Jim sat there and. . .Dasoupdude wrote:..JESDA??..because a few days ago..
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dusred
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. . . . there was nothing in life better then Nico. He decided to stop cheating on Nico and broke up with all of his previous GF's and fully devoted his time to teh Nico. One day he got in an argument with Nico and . . .asoomal wrote:finished eating his moldy hotdog which he had bought from Wal-Mart. He then bought himself a computer and went on NICO and found out that...
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NICO said "I'm moving out. And I'm taking the kids!". Jim decided he would stalk...dusred wrote:
. . . . there was nothing in life better then Nico. He decided to stop cheating on Nico and broke up with all of his previous GF's and fully devoted his time to teh Nico. One day he got in an argument with Nico and . . .
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marlin29311
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...NICO from afar, while cheating on NICO with "the other forum" in hopes that it would make NICO jealous. This persisted for 5 days until...Rolling Estonian wrote:
NICO said "I'm moving out. And I'm taking the kids!". Jim decided he would stalk...
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dusred
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. . . Greg stepped in and put the big ban hammer on Jim. Jim was crushed mentally and physically. He then went and found some hawt rice forums to cheat on teh big bad Nico with. 7 days of cheating on nico with rice he felt really bad and sent nico a letter saying. . .marlin29311 wrote:
...NICO from afar, while cheating on NICO with "the other forum" in hopes that it would make NICO jealous. This persisted for 5 days until...
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I'm sorry that I cheated on you. Will you ever forgive me? Nico replied to the letter saying...dusred wrote:
. . . Greg stepped in and put the big ban hammer on Jim. Jim was crushed mentally and physically. He then went and found some hawt rice forums to cheat on teh big bad Nico with. 7 days of cheating on nico with rice he felt really bad and sent nico a letter saying. . .