. . . Yes, I will. . . if you will come and kiss my feet and serve me breakfast in bed for 1 year and be my personal servant. Jim thought that doing this for Nico might cause true love to come to him he also thought about all the hard work he would have to do. So, he decided to. . .Thamm wrote:
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leave NICO for Zilvia, Jim thought NICO was being too demanding, so he packed his bags and left to get some action from Zilvia, but after arriving at Zilvia's house he found out that...dusred wrote:
. . . Yes, I will. . . if you will come and kiss my feet and serve me breakfast in bed for 1 year and be my personal servant. Jim thought that doing this for Nico might cause true love to come to him he also thought about all the hard work he would have to do. So, he decided to. . .
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. . . Zilvia was gay and Jim didn't want to have anything to do with it. So he went and found the Politics section and tried getting some action there. He was immediately. . .Metaru_Gia wrote:
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Shot down (politics sections never put out anyway). He decided that falling in loving and making love to forums was not a good life choice. That's when he met...dusred wrote:
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the stupid curly haired kid from Boy Meets World. "Hey man where you been, I though you died?" Jim asked. Corey Matthews said...Rolling Estonian wrote:
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whoa I just had dejavu. you want to go...
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. . . "Sup Bro?'. Jim then said "Who the hell is Corey Matthews"?. Corey was insulted and told Jim . . .
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my real name is Ben Savage, I look just like Shia Lebouf, but I'm not as young and I'm a little more annoying, outa no where Shia Lebouf appeared and...dusred wrote:. . . "Sup Bro?'. Jim then said "Who the hell is Corey Matthews"?. Corey was insulted and told Jim . . .
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Said "F Bomb Bro, you ain't as annoying as me. We'll have a ninja duel, tonight, behind the...Metaru_Gia wrote:
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. . . said "You've been watching too much Hannah Montana". You are you no matter what wig you have on. Jim then proceded to go and find Hannah Montana and told her. . .Metaru_Gia wrote:
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"why are you such a little slut?" asked Jim. Hannah turned around and continued to suck on her dads...dusred wrote:
. . . said "You've been watching too much Hannah Montana". You are you no matter what wig you have on. Jim then proceded to go and find Hannah Montana and told her. . .
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"why are you such a little slut?" asked Jim. Hannah turned around and continued to suck on her dads...
. . . ice cream bar that she had just stole from him. Jim then asked Hannah if she would marry him? Hannah's reply was. . .
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well I like that you have two vaginas, but your tiny balls turn me off. I need a man with...dusred wrote:
. . . ice cream bar that she had just stole from him. Jim then asked Hannah if she would marry him? Hannah's reply was. . .
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an achy breaky heart. I just don't think you'd understand...Rolling Estonian wrote:
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Mean while back at the WRENCH which was turning the last bolt to fix Jims car which everyone had forgotten about except Jims neighbor oddly enough Jim Neighbors, he decided enough was enough he was going to take back the car thats when our hero Jim remembered....
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. . . how much he loved Hannah Montana. He then also rememberd that she is Jail bait and so he decided to dump her for a few more years. He decided to turn all of his attention to. . .VMPhil wrote:Mean while back at the WRENCH which was turning the last bolt to fix Jims car which everyone had forgotten about except Jims neighbor oddly enough Jim Neighbors, he decided enough was enough he was going to take back the car thats when our hero Jim remembered....
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Jim who was walking up the drive way coming back from having Hanna Montana break his heart. He watched jim as he took his pants off and...dusred wrote:
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. . . put his night clothes on. Why he had ever fallen for such a Jail Bait he would never know. So, he went and got him a drink of. . .Rolling Estonian wrote:
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Quote ». . . put his night clothes on. Why he had ever fallen for such a Jail Bait he would never know. So, he went and got him a drink of. . . [/quote]some sizzurp some local gay gang members had given to him, in exchange the gang members wanted some of Jim's sweet little...
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. . candies he had in his car. Jim promptly gave them some and then they. . .Metaru_Gia wrote:
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rolled out in their 73 Chevy donk, whatever that is. Jim was so drunk he asked himself, "what could go great with this drunken state I'm in?" He decided he was going to get himself some fire a55...dusred wrote:
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buy the marijuana he had so craved, he proceeded to roll it up and smoketh it, when out of no where...frapjap wrote:on the way, he broke his hand because he thought punching a sign was a good idea. but the sign was a brick wall. with his swollen hand, he went on to...
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..snoop Dogg started rappin, he rapped so good that he just felt like tossing the marijuana free of charge into snoop doggs mouth, little did he know that falling from the sky aiming directly towards him was a..Metaru_Gia wrote:
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car full of koalas. With Snoop Dogg incapacitated and Jim struggling to catch the critters,....Dasoupdude wrote:
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...the kid spawned a chainsaw and went to town on the Koalas. After their death Jim ran away in fear...Tulsa_S-13 wrote:
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. . . of Snoop telling on him. He ran and found a chicken joint where he bought him some. . .wynnEZ wrote:
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give Snoop the sauce so he poisoned it. Snoop drank the sauce and died. Jim Stared at the corpse of Snoop Dogg, and it made him hungrey, so with his bare hands the started to tear off chunks of Snoop and eat him. Looking at his blood stained hands he noticed a string around his finger to remind him to...Dasoupdude wrote:..
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