The ongoing story...

Post by **dusred** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:12 am

Rolling Estonian wrote:

give Snoop the sauce so he poisoned it. Snoop drank the sauce and died. Jim Stared at the corpse of Snoop Dogg, and it made him hungrey, so with his bare hands the started to tear off chunks of Snoop and eat him. Looking at his blood stained hands he noticed a string around his finger to remind him to...

. . . go to the Polo store and buy him some new shorts. So, he left Snoop there and headed off to the Polo store. When he got 1/2 way there . . .

Website · Post by **ScrapMetal** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:30 pm

dusred wrote:
. . . go to the Polo store and buy him some new shorts. So, he left Snoop there and headed off to the Polo store. When he got 1/2 way there . . .

he got ambushed by an ACORN representative, "Who are you voting for?" said the man. "I'm still undecided, I'm waiting to see what they'll say in tonight's debate." said Jim. "Well how about you do me a favor a fill out a couple dozen of these registration forms and I'll give you a carton of Bronco Menthol's." said the man. Jim, knowing the Polo store was about to close, punched the ACORN rep. right in his...

Post by **krimsonviper** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:52 pm

...madoola oblongata where he discovered he had a natural talent to peel oranges with his middle toe and left index finger. he discovered this when...

Post by **Jesda** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:10 pm

Post by **Anthonysflying** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:58 am

...First acquired his second p***y. Jim sighed as he thought about Mittens and his old ken doll. They would play in the shower all day. A hissing in his pants reminded him that it was time to feed Mittens so he...

Post by **gammer_ghn** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:40 am

Pooped in the cup and left it there for the two mittens to eat since he had a hearty breakfast and thought the nutrients still were available in his doo doo but little did he know that....

Post by **B-Boy DuB-L** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:07 am

His doo doo was made of cheese. The mittens were lactose intolerant and had to go to the bathroom really bad. On the way there one mitten tripped and fell...

YouTube · Post by **dasoupdude** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:53 am

B-Boy DuB-L wrote:His doo doo was made of cheese. The mittens were lactose intolerant and had to go to the bathroom really bad. On the way there one mitten tripped and fell...

..into the Undergarment dresser of Amanda Bynes, he always knew..

Post by **wynnEZ** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:02 am

Dasoupdude wrote:
..into the Undergarment dresser of Amanda Bynes, he always knew..

...that kitten always knew that she had a copy of 2 girls 1 cup in the dresser, the cat then proceeded to take the dvd and head to the theater room...

Post by **numbnuts240** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:05 am

where it slid the dvd in and pressed play. but it wasn't 2 girls 1 cup after all, it was...

Post by **gammer_ghn** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:32 am

But that in fact it was 2 girls 1 finger and the mittens preceded to puking their guts out, than at that moment......

Post by **B-Boy DuB-L** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:10 pm

George Bush busted into the room carrying Bill Clinton and asked...

Post by **Rolling Estonian** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:23 pm

B-Boy DuB-L wrote:George Bush busted into the room carrying Bill Clinton and asked...

Can you suck Bill pen15. Bill is going to die if he doesn't get a hummer, an stick a cigar into a vagina, two cigars in two vaginas if you have it, hehe. Jims reply was...

Post by **Beancooker** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:11 pm

Let Billy die, he was a hick anyways. As Bill died, Jim lit one of Bill's cigars and started smoking it. It tasted sweet and...

Post by **Razi** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:24 pm

Jim felt the need to piss so he went to the bathroom and ...

Post by **gammer_ghn** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:52 pm

Gammer popped up and made Jim his messenger to tell Razi my bad for a certain pic. As Jim walked out of the bathroom he met a few jail baits and realized that his only turned 16 so he proceeded with the action, after he was done.....

Post by **Pento240sx** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:11 pm

...He went off to clean himself up...

Post by **dusred** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:39 pm

. . . and found a thread that was drying up. So in order to save the thread he. . .

Post by **gammer_ghn** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:01 pm

post whored 13 different threads in a row on Nico but whose counting. But he realized what he did and chilled on his couch watching adult swim and saying you this was a great, weird and lovely day i wonder what tomorrow brings........?

Post by **B-Boy DuB-L** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:50 am

So then he thought about tomorro. And wondered what he was going to do with Cheech and Chong. Then suddenly some fat prostitute bombarded in his rooma dn asked him if he knew Borat...

Post by **Anthonysflying** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:22 am

He eyed her up and down...her fatty folds were dripping with pheromones...or was that cheeze whiz? he quickly replied with a "very niceeeeee", and told her to...

Post by **B-Boy DuB-L** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:04 am

Do a handstand and suck his toes while doing it. So she...

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