Nico i need ur help

[numbnuts240]

of course he'll have to contend with the barrage of questions about who supplied the booze. at that point there's only one decision to make, are you a narc, or a homie?

[krash]

HE NEVER NARC'D ON NOBODY

[Jesda]

[sentrastace]

nala is gonna have a tough skin when we are finally done with him....lol.
we gotta help him somehow....lol
heres what i came up with:
STEPS TO MAKE NALA A TRUE NICONAUT AND STOP BEING A LITTLE B**** IN REAL LIFE
1) make him come to a nicofest and stay THE ENTIRE WEEKEND
2) repeated rapings by Tito, applebonker, and 93 coupe will ensue throughout the night
3) school Nala on the proper Nissan vehicle and ban him from putting bass in it
4) after much therapy, a new nala is born!!

[Bubba1]

I was like, I dont want to pay court fees and high school kid vs. cops. Cops win.

Guys, this is a huge landmark occasion. For the very first time, Nala actually took our advice. He did not not fail spectacularly or embarrass himself. If this happened 2 months ago, he would have labelled the cop "stupid", defiantly kept the gay tint like an imbecile and accumulate tint violation tickets. But something special happened. He listened to us.

Could this be the beginning of a newly discovered maturity? A shift in the scale from complete moron toward common-sense.......??? Naaaaah!!!!.

[AppleBonker]

Sir, you crack me up.

Though, I do like my gay dark tint.

[numbnuts240]

I was like, I dont want to pay court fees and high school kid vs. cops. Cops win.

Guys, this is a huge landmark occasion. For the very first time, Nala actually took our advice. He did not not fail spectacularly or embarrass himself. If this happened 2 months ago, he would have labelled the cop "stupid", defiantly kept the gay tint like an imbecile and accumulate tint violation tickets. But something special happened. He listened to us.

Could this be the beginning of a newly discovered maturity? A shift in the scale from complete moron toward common-sense.......??? Naaaaah!!!!.

the issue at hand is, he didn't secede because he accepted the fact that his tint was not in accord with dmv allowances. he only admitted defeat because he knew he wouldn't win. deep down, he still believes that he's right. that's where the problem lies.

translated for nala: you're a dumbass.

[AppleBonker]

he didn't secede

If he did, it would be awesome. I don't even care what he's seceding from (NICO, the US, etc).

[numbnuts240]

dammit, wrong word. do not work under the influence of nico.

[flohtingPoint]

I can only imagine how much Nala's problems will compound as he gets older.

Subject: NICO I NEED YER HELP!

Body: OMG! So I claimed myself and my mom and dad on my taxes and now Uncle Sam wants to rape me for everything I made all year. I'm so f*cked!

<3,
Nala

[sentrastace]

I can only imagine how much Nala's problems will compound as he gets older.

Subject: NICO I NEED YER HELP!

Body: OMG! So I claimed myself and my mom and dad on my taxes and now Uncle Sam wants to rape me for everything I made all year. I'm so f*cked!

<3,
Nala

(damn i love this smilie with all my life)

[fiznowler]

My windows are 5%. I know damn well they are illegal. If i get a ticket I am not going to go on a huge public forum crying about it. "Nico i need ur help" How the hell are we supposed to help you anyway? What do you really expect us to do about you getting a tint ticket in your spoiled little rich kid town? Do you think the judge gives a damn if you are wearing a suit or shorts and flip-flops? It is a window tint ticket not like you are going to court for murder. Sack up and pay the damn fine or handle it yourself. You are 18 now it is about time to start taking a little responsibility. If you think they are legal go find someone that can test them and get it done. Either way quit wasting nico bandwidth. That is all the help you are going to get.

[fiznowler]

I guess i am a little late. I can't believe douchebag actually peeled his tint and took care of it. I am thinking mom and dad had something to do with it.

[numbnuts240]

my tint is illegal. i've only gotten one verbal warning. i just stay out of certain towns. if i get ticketed, i'll just pay the fine and keep on ridin durrty.

[R.]

Dude $175 for a tint ticket? You are lucky. My friend got a tint ticket for $275 last weekend.

In a lot of areas it doesn't even matter what % your tints are. Even if it's legal all the officer has to say is that he/she couldn't judge if you were male, female, white, black, etc. and you're SOL. If the officer feels even the slightest danger (or claims it) you've got the ticket.

If you put illegal tints on your car, don't complain when you get a ticket. Save a little extra up because its probably not a matter of if - its when.

[Bubba1]

If you put illegal tints on your car, don't complain when you get a ticket. Save a little extra up because its probably not a matter of if - its when.

Good point. If you don't live in a hot climate, where tinting makes sense and I assume is legal, I'm not sure I understand why people up here in the northeast insist on doing it when they know it's gonna generate tickets. Of course, Nala has an excuse being he's...well, Nala.

[PoorManQ45]

I'd make sure Lawrence Welk was playing when the cops pulled me over.

I figured you'd already have it playing

[sx moneypit]

I'd make sure Lawrence Welk was playing when the cops pulled me over.

I figured you'd already have it playing

[PoorManQ45]

If you put illegal tints on your car, don't complain when you get a ticket. Save a little extra up because its probably not a matter of if - its when.

Good point. If you don't live in a hot climate, where tinting makes sense and I assume is legal, I'm not sure I understand why people up here in the northeast insist on doing it when they know it's gonna generate tickets. Of course, Nala has an excuse being he's...well, Nala.

Even then, most tinting isn't worth a damn. High quality tints will block alot of heat without being dark. If tinting your vehicle costs under ~$300 you're probably getting cheap crap.

[fiznowler]

Really? I get every car I buy and plan on keeping a while tinted with high quality 3m tint. The most i have paid for just tinting is $240 and that was a jeep grand cherokee all windows. I just paid $250 to have my s14 tinted. The only reason it was that much is I paid him to peel my old tint so i didn't have to mess with it. Alot of the cost of getting the windows tinted is the labor.

[numbnuts240]

i paid <$200 for 3m tint that carried a lifetime warranty against fading.

[AppleBonker]

I think I paid $225 for 3m as well. Guess we all got sh*tty sub $300 tint jobs...

[numbnuts240]

Guess we all got sh*tty sub $300 tint jobs...

[AppleBonker]

Oh, and Bubba, my tint is dark purely for the appearance and privacy. I like the look, and I don't want people looking into my car while parked and examining what's inside worth stealing. That, and when I'm driving I don't want people seeing that I am:

1. Singing like a tard
2. Picking my nose
3. Fapping
4. Getting dome
5. Oggling womens
6. Swearing violently at crappy drivers
7. etc.

Purely personal preference, but I like it. Basically any level of tint will aid in environmental issues and reduce the need for A/C in the summer.

[R.]

Really? I get every car I buy and plan on keeping a while tinted with high quality 3m tint.

Yeah that's what I got on my car. It was $90 for my 4 door if I got s*** film but since I got the HQ3M it was $180 total. Not bad at all.

It has an as long as I own the car warranty against fading. They will take it off and replace it no questions asked.

Also, there was a hole a little bit smaller than a dime on my back window when they did it and I took it in the next week and showed them - they replaced it with no problems I didn't even have to sign anything. Definitely will take my next car back there again.

[numbnuts240]

Oh, and Bubba, my tint is dark purely for the appearance and privacy. I like the look, and I don't want people looking into my car while parked and examining what's inside worth stealing. That, and when I'm driving I don't want people seeing that I am:

1. Singing like a tard
2. Picking my nose
3. Fapping
4. Getting dome
5. Oggling womens
6. Swearing violently at crappy drivers
7. etc.

Purely personal preference, but I like it. Basically any level of tint will aid in environmental issues and reduce the need for A/C in the summer.

one of my few pale faced twins. i agree with everything, except 5 & 6. i roll down windows to ogle and curse people out.

[AppleBonker]

Nope, more fun to keep the poor drivers guessing where the profanity is coming from (my sunroof is open most of the time). The women are much more fun to surprise. I ogle with the windows up. Then may a goofy or obscene face and then roll the window down. Catching them off guard is a blast.

[numbnuts240]

i'm just a blatant dog. i mean you saw me at the bar when the skirt wearing broad got up there for her shot and spanking

[AppleBonker]

I would've done that too, even though she was a bit older. In fact, if I remember correctly, I was the one who needed to inform you that you had a good view. I wasn't close enough to the actual bar to have the ideal angle.

[numbnuts240]

under armor shorts ftl. makes me wonder how much of an alcoholic you have to be to actually prepare for that situation.