never take the kitten for a fool; it is always right

[xckid]

So how long has this dispute been going on

Hatches rule have anything to say take it with them





J/k

Peace on Nico

[Florida240sx]

Think here for a minute.Cat is thinking that a coupe is better than a hatch.Because only the cat(a pus) would drive a coupe. to the hatches

[kamikazestorm420]

Think here for a minute.Cat is thinking that a coupe is better than a hatch.Because only the cat(a pus) would drive a coupe. to the hatches

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[ace135cc]

found your hatchback... you ford lovers. coupes > hatches.

[Florida240sx]

So of course your going to bring in a FWD Found On Road Dead piece of crap?Why are you comparing the 240 to the POS probe? My friend has blown his engine 3 times now in his probe.

[masticatingcow]

Let me play you a song as you do the walk of shame... O wait I guess for you, you would be prancing. Go on and hide.

That better not be for me. Team killing is strongly discouraged.

wow wait huh? heheheHonestly if you look at the pic it is still erroneous. The concept that only a puss would drive coupe is included in the though bubble making it the opinion of the cat, that being said the picture doesn't contain the correct mathematical signs to coincide with the kittens opinion . For the picture to be valid as Florida intended it the thoughts of the kitten would have to be as pictured, however the Comment that Only a puss would drive a coupe would need to be either the caption of the entire photo or would need to be included in said photo as a third party's opinion...

but I understand were you could get confused after all you were slow enough to buy a hatch...

Modified by Red coupe at 8:36 PM 6/28/2005

Man, you even EDITED your post and it's still barely legible. LOL.

Yet, I intend to make the argument that we must assume that the kitten in question DID and/or DOES think that "Only a puss would drive a coupe." That said, look at the kitten. Note its apparent self-loathing. Like a scam victim filing for bankrupcy, the kitten is clearly upset by its poor decision making.

I contend that, according what has popularly be termed the "Five Stages of Grieving," one can easily surmise and ultimately confirm that, while the kitten in question DOES seem to be advocating a stance that works AGAINST the pro-hatch camp, its expression and mannerisms, caught clearly in the photograph we have been provided, exude a genuine remorse for what can only be termed a life-changing mistake.

Five Steps of GrievingThe puss in question realizes that coupes, in fact, suck. Here is the logical and clincally anticipated emotional progression the puss experiences.1. Denial - "No! Coupes are cool!" The puss denies that coupes are lame.2. Anger - "Shut the hell up, hatchback people!" The puss lashes out at those he or she deems responsible for this unbalance in his or her life.3. Bargaining - "Well, I guess I really like S14s a lot." The puss begins making changes in his or her perspective to accomodate what increasingly becomes inalterable fact. The puss may try and distance him or herself from the problem.4. Depression - "Well, dammit. I hate life." The puss will become emotionally unstable, feel out of control, and perhaps contemplate suicide as a means of stabilizing the unbalance that caused the grief.5. Acceptance - "Only a puss would drive a coupe." The puss acknowledges irrevocable truths and moves on. This may be the most difficult stage of grief, but the puss will ultimately recover.

In my opinion, the puss pictured seems to be going through the Acceptance stage of grieving. Pusses not pictured may be embroiled in other stages, but we can expect the same result in time.

...

And if you don't buy that, then consider this a third person suggesting that "only a puss would drive a coupe." LOL

So of course your going to bring in a FWD Found On Road Dead piece of crap?Why are you comparing the 240 to the POS probe? My friend has blown his engine 3 times now in his probe.

Yeah, it's actually pretty fair. I tilted against the S14 crowd, calling their car out as a Camry look-a-like. They call it collateral. Eye for an eye. And you can't deny that the two cars DO look similar.

And before you coupe kiddies jump on that, let me remind you of your two door Stanzas. I mean, damn, you guys buy junkyard parts from the other half of the world to get them to look like that.

EDIT: *Sigh* Hope you coupe guys will still wave back at us when we see you on the road. LOL. At the end of the day, we probably should stick together. But in the meantime, have fun.
Modified by masticatingcow at 11:35 PM 6/29/2005

[ace135cc]

So of course your going to bring in a FWD Found On Road Dead piece of crap?Why are you comparing the 240 to the POS probe? My friend has blown his engine 3 times now in his probe.

fastbacks look the same.

[SeVa-S13]

Fastback just for more space and better visibility. Neither the fastback or coupe are overly sexy, but atleast they aren't some rounded off, overly feminine, boring lump of a vehicle like the S14. They tried to restore a tiny bit of testosterone with the 97-98 headlights but a mustache on a chick doesn't make them a dude.

Oh, and the whole "omfg lol hatchbacks look like probes cuz we're jdm tyte silvia guyz lolor" argument is hilarious. Does anyone have a clue as to how many cars have the fastback shape? Something called a Corvette comes to mind as a prime example...don't be jealous nissan chopped half of your rear-window off.

[maxpower]

nice picatar, however, this kitty knows for sure where the real goods are:

[biggie]

^ That would be one DEAD cat.

And come on, everone loves my ARSE.

[seyath]

Ok, let's be honest...The girlies love the hatch better...

[nismofly]

Oh, and the whole "omfg lol hatchbacks look like probes cuz we're jdm tyte silvia guyz lolor" argument is hilarious. Does anyone have a clue as to how many cars have the fastback shape? Something called a Corvette comes to mind as a prime example...don't be jealous nissan chopped half of your rear-window off.

around me people confuse it with a 944 turbo...

[214kka-et240sx]

Ok, let's be honest...The girlies love the hatch better...

yea the ugly ones lmao. but e n ways i like FB too. but CP look better to me.just look at this beautifull car

[Florida240sx]

That better not be for me. Team killing is strongly discouraged.

It's for Red Coupe. I don't team kill.How do I always get into arguements......This thread is all opinion though...

[lofapoo]

Haha oh man this thread has gotten way out of hand, I love it. A simple minute p-chop of a coupe-lovers pic I found here and a kitty wallpaper thrown together with some faded brush-stroked for cloud effect and we have an allout coupe vs. hatch vs... S14 (wtf) war.

Ah well for the record my cat (not pictured) kills small dogs, around the size of a grown bulldog. Big cat.

We're all on the same team here, we all fight the same war. Let's not let the fact that coupes are much sexier than hatches interfere with our goal as 240 owners... whatever that is I'm not exactly sure...

[Sil40_Mayhem]

F that. Give me a convertible, pignose, hatchback S15. Beeyotches.

[HailtotheSilvia]

Coupe power!

[Red coupe]

Man, you even EDITED your post and it's still barely legible. LOL.

hrm Brad whens your birthday? Im gonna get you a dictionary...legible: leg·i·ble Pronunciation Key (lj-bl)adj.

1. Possible to read or decipher: legible handwriting.2. Plainly discernible; apparent: legible weaknesses in character and disposition.

Notice possible to read is different then possible to understand. Legibility refers to the writing it self not the meaning of the writing...Was my statement incoherent? Possibly....Incomprehensible? you be the judge...An utter cacophony of irrefutable truth? with out a doubt....And the fact that I hate my life has nothing to do with how bad *** my coupe is compared to a hatch back...

BTW you better have that day off in Sept....Los still says he is down to go...

Edited to add the fact that my other posted was only edited to add my sweat photo shop of your villian in my car...

[PantherRacer]

JDM S-chassis beats allS15>S14Kouki>S13>S14 zenki (this is why nissan improved on the design)

Silvia>180SX>USDMS13coupe>=S13 hatch (compared to JDM models the us versions BOTH suck on the same level )

Sorry but the S13 Silvia looks better than the S14 zenki they made it right again with the kouki.

The S14 zenki looks EXACTLY like the toyota curren from the front. I mistook them for one another until I was 25 yards away...I was like NO WAY! there isn't an S14 that fresh on the island!....oh wait it's a curren...

and it looks like the marino from the backBTW, these are Toyota currens

*In b4 possible lock lol*

[masticatingcow]

Ba-zing. One point for Sean. LOL.

Yet even armed with a keyboard, and, I presume, Thesaurus.com, you've still managed to ignore almost every punctuation and spelling rule there is in the English written language. While characters themselves are easily discernable, as you so mentioned in an attempt to tear my post down, in my humble opinion, a clusterfu(k of missing and misplaced characters in a medium wherein spelling and grammar checks are readily available to the average user is the equivalent of first grade chicken scratch.

Anyway, I already have the day off. I'll be there. I'm just waiting to get my suspension set up and dialed in. LOL, getting Los out there will be a trip. We'll have to get video of that. Hahaha.

[Red coupe]

low blow dude...my chicken scratch is at least 4th grade level...besides I dont think chickens even go to school let alone advance grade to grade...So who looks stupid now... Ill most definatly bring a camera or two..

[masticatingcow]

low blow dude...my chicken scratch is at least 4th grade level...besides I dont think chickens even go to school let alone advance grade to grade...So who looks stupid now...

There's a new sig for Brad!

[ArticDragon192]

So I like how my image has circulated so much, lol. BTW, the S13 Silvia get many people confused because others think it's an Integra. Ooooo!!! yes I went there. Fastback > Coupe! My image rocks.

[Florida240sx]

I did that picture first...Check a couple of thread the red coupe had psoted in.I posted that pic behind him.

[Chingon]

Ninja-sensei knows better!

[214kka-et240sx]

hey ppl, just stop this non-sense, either way, you still have a 240 either HB or CP. they both do the same thing and have the same engines,same interior and do just about everything the same. so who cares. no big deal. you are not ganna win a price for having a CP or HB.

[gogg]

hatchs are better than cupcakes.

[wickiewicked_240sx]

I don't really care but coupes are better.. most of the 240sx that i seen are hatchbacks ..........but i love my coupe........

[lofapoo]

THOSE ARE MUFFINS!!!

[masticatingcow]

hey ppl, just stop this non-sense, either way, you still have a 240 either HB or CP. they both do the same thing and have the same engines,same interior and do just about everything the same. so who cares. no big deal. you are not ganna win a price for having a CP or HB.

You're absolutely right, and I think just about everyone who has posted on either side of the debate already knows that.

The thing you have to understand about this thread: it's really not about hatches and coupes. It's about being proud of what you drive and having some good-natured fun with your fellow S13ers. As long as this thread doesn't get taken too seriously, we should keep fighting like seven-year-olds on a school playground.

And for the record, those are cupcakes. Muffins are for p******.

And so far, I think Chingon's pic is definately teh win. Very Mortal Kombat. I like it.