Need help with girls?

[Rev_D21]

Nala is prolly in bed with some passed out hoochie smoking a cig looking at his c*** saying "We did it! f*** those Nico guys! We did it, you and me!".

[GrilledCheese33]

Nala is prolly in bed with some passed out hoochie smoking a cig looking at his c*** saying "We did it! f*** those Nico guys! We did it, you and me!".

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C02lvgmm4DQ[/youtube]

[Bubba1]

Nala is prolly in bed with some passed out hoochie smoking a cig looking at his c*** saying "We did it! f*** those Nico guys! We did it, you and me!".

If that were true, he'd probably still be wearing the condom until he had a chance to get it bronzed.

[Rev_D21]

He'd deserve some kind of pen15 trophy.

[Bubba1]

He'd deserve some kind of pen15 trophy.

I was thinking the comatose girl would deserve a trophy too. Of course that would be over above whatever price Nala would have probably had to pay her for sleeping with him.

[Encryptshun]

I don't tolerate [sic] poor voting choices, for example. Character is hard to find in a woman.

In other words, you find your own values so indefensible that you can't let yourself get attached to anyone whose opinion might be different than your own.

Huh. Thanks for validating everything I ever assumed about you.

[ADDirishboy]

Huh. Thanks for validating everything I ever assumed about you.

This.

Also, Nala won't get laid on Christmas break. He'll come back posting about how he hooked up (aka touched) a girl at a party, drank a few "brewskies", and smoked some cigs cause he's cool like that.

[Bubba1]

Also, Nala won't get laid on Christmas break. He'll come back posting about how he hooked up (aka touched) a girl at a party, drank a few "brewskies", and smoked some cigs cause he's cool like that.

LOL, This is about as close as he'll probably get to girls over vacation....

[themadscientist]

thread must not die!

[Bubba1]

thread must not die!

If you insist....


Since this is yet another classic Nala-ask-for-girl-help-then-ignore-our advice-thread, are there any predictions on what he tried on his own during his vacation quest for nookie??

My guess, El Creepador might have used the fancy swim goggles he got for Xmas at his dad's country club's or the Universitys indoor swimming pool. And has begun to swim behind female swimmers doing laps and staring.

[krash]

Apparently he's delivering pizzas.

[Bubba1]

Apparently he's delivering pizzas.

For real?

[Ajax]

Apparently he's delivering pizzas.

Do they have sex with him?

[Ace2cool]

American pie, just with pizza, not apple pie.

[PoorManQ45]

Lulz on facebook. Brittany is the "friend" that this thread was started about:

[alms24sebring]

... would rather be single forever than settle.

kinda feel like Im with you on that

I don't tolerate drug use or poor voting choices, for example.

Uhh, not with you on that. poor voting choices

Nala just needs to quit putting the pu$$y on the pedestal

[rc1honda]

He just needs to stop being such a tryhard. Once he gives up, it will happen. Now the question is how long before he can give up being a creepy tryhard?

[Speedy7_7]

For some reason I always pictured Brien more like Newman. But now that I have seen him with a human of the opposite sex, and he isn't arguing with her, I.... I..... just don't know what to say.

And Nala is still really really retarded, and apparently he is also going to beat up bubba.

[Rev_D21]

Lulz on facebook. Brittany is the "friend" that this thread was started about:

She's not all that hot. She looks like she'll have 3 kids before she's 25.

[LocAL_anarchy]

She's not all that hot. She looks like she'll have 3 kids before she's 25.

All from different fathers.

Nala, she's playing you. Just move on.

[krash]

LOL Brien.

also

[Ace2cool]

Aw, I wanted to see all 6 comments.....

[alms24sebring]

Pickin up any chicks?

too easy..

[EvillE423]

Why the f*** does Will Robins put loko in every f*** sentence he writes?!? I looked through Nalas Facebook pics and he has something with loko in the sentence on so many pics. BTW Nala, that is me that sent you a friend request. You better not ignore it.

[Rev_D21]

CC: Brittany: This thread.

[Bubba1]

CC: Brittany: This thread.

How about CC Mom and Dad too.

Do you think they have any idea what their son is doing with their tuition money and her SUV? They'd cringe.

But it's nice to see people on Facebook also recognize Nala's pizza delivery gimmick as yet another weird way to hit on girls.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Why the f*** does Will Robins put loko in every f**king sentence he writes?!? I looked through Nalas Facebook pics and he has something with loko in the sentence on so many pics. BTW Nala, that is me that sent you a friend request. You better not ignore it.

You must have missed his "I started DJ'ing" thread. He's not really DJ'ing, but he calls himself DJ NYLOKO, hence the "loko" references.

[Ajax]

But it's nice to see people on Facebook also recognize Nala's pizza delivery gimmick as yet another weird way to hit on girls.

Awesome.

[numbnuts240]

four lokos. google it. it's ghey.

[drksolest]

this killed me!!!