Need help with girls?

[numbnuts240]

i got a text from the tard. claims he lost his v-card to some broad from high school.

[krimsonviper]

i got a text from the tard. claims he lost his v-card to some broad from high school.

[alms24sebring]

Four lokos are disgusting. Its all just the cheapest non filtered liquor for 3 bucks... but it f***s you up fast.

I call lies too! He would have been posted. I need the panties to prove it. She probly felt sorry for him and cried after the 4 seconds of penetration, or maybe he realized how much fail he was and banged a dude's butt thinking about his stalker girl, so really he had sex with a girl.

^ lol, nice ninja edit

[krimsonviper]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[krimsonviper]

I call lies too! He would have been posted. I need the panties to prove it. She probly felt sorry for him and cried after the 4 seconds of penetration, or maybe he realized how much fail he was and banged a dude's butt thinking about his stalker girl, so really he had sex with a girl.

Or she was super smashed and he raped her.

[Bubba1]

ITS ALL LIES

IF it is true, and not a case of rape, I'll bet it was that girl that threw him a bone in HS and asked him to the prom. If you recall, Instead of thanking her for saving his prom, Nala rudely came on here and called her fat. That could explain why he hasn't bragged about it.

[Rev_D21]

Look, getting the pages of Playgirl stuck together does not qualify as losing your v-card Nala.

[Bubba1]

Look, getting the pages of Playgirl stuck together does not qualify as losing your v-card Nala.

Perhaps this was the "magnum" condom he used....

[alms24sebring]

lol Bubba wtf is that!? I dont know if its a giant french tickler or a suit made of binkies.

ITS ALL LIES

IF it is true, and not a case of rape, I'll bet it was that nice girl that threw him a bone in HS and asked him to the prom. If you recall, Instead of thanking her for saving his prom, Nala rudely came on here and called her fat. That could explain why he hasn't bragged about it.

Oooohhhhh, I think I just missed that. I heard him calling someone fat and everything after that but didnt know who he was talking about. He's taking one for the team guys. I just hope its not that lady with the 30,000 calorie christmas dinner diet

[S13_love]

i got a text from the tard. claims he lost his v-card to some broad from high school.

Nala got laid before I did? FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-









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[MellowZ32]

LIES! unless he raeped'd the family dog.

[Ace2cool]

Or sheep.

[Bubba1]

Four lokos are disgusting. Its all just the cheapest non filtered liquor for 3 bucks... but it f***s you up fast.

I think the nickname works for Nala. Let's see, disgusting, cheap, and farks up women fast?. Sounds like his seduction strategy...

[Ajax]

i got a text from the tard. claims he lost his v-card to some broad from high school.

Wait, wait. So all this time and effort was put in to LOSE his virginity?
I kept thinking "how flawless his plans are to keep girls away from his genitalia..."

[Bubba1]

i got a text from the tard. claims he lost his v-card to some broad from high school.

Wait, wait. So all this time and effort was put in to LOSE his virginity?
I kept thinking "how flawless his plans are to keep girls away from his genitalia..."

Anyone else notice that Nala hasn't posted about a finding a New Years Eve date??
Perhaps he located one...

[Heavy]

ITS ALL LIES

IF it is true, and not a case of rape, I'll bet it was that nice girl that threw him a bone in HS and asked him to the prom. If you recall, Instead of thanking her for saving his prom, Nala rudely came on here and called her fat. That could explain why he hasn't bragged about it.

he showed me and tito her facebook "if its the same girl". she wasnt bad at all, i would of let her tickle my pickle

[DJButton]

Ehhh, shocking... she needs to see this thread though on the very small chance its true.

[Bubba1]

[quote="Heavy"]

I guess the big questions now are.
1, is if it's really true? We all know Nala grossly exaggerated the term hooking up, so is it s very possible his definition of losing his V-card is not coitus but his simply misplacing a valentine's day card from her?

2, And if it is true, what drug was used on (or by) her in order to get past his creepiness?

3. Why he's still going to you two for advice? .

[Rev_D21]

He's just a flat-out liar.

[Razi]

Someone contact the "unlucky one" and ask her if it's true.

[mmkeller]

If there's no video, it never happened, period.

[Bubba1]

If there's no video, it never happened, period.

If it did happen, the act would barely fill a 10 second GIF...and still be disturbing to watch.

[Mr1der]

I hope he was dressed as a "transformer"

But if it's true, good job on his part and high five her for being a team player.

Maybe he'll turn into a normal college student and productive member of society like I'd hoped for a few years ago.

[krimsonviper]

I hope he was dressed as a "transformer"

But if it's true, good job on his part and high five her for being a team player.

Maybe he'll turn into a normal college student and productive member of society like I'd hoped for a few years ago.

No! Bad James! Bad! You take that back right now!

[PoorManQ45]

I will say, the girl is pretty good looking.

Should I send her a link to this thread for lols?

[Razi]

Nah, just ask her if Nala is telling the truth and that the Internet wants to know.

[S13_love]

Nah, just ask her if Nala is telling the truth and that the Internet wants to know.

[Ace2cool]

I'm with Razi on this one! :

[Mr1der]

what I really wanna know is if we need to give him the custom title of "hamsterdick"

[alms24sebring]

Nah, just ask her if Nala is telling the truth and that the Internet wants to know.

Atleast post a pic PMQ