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themadscientist wrote:Kind of like Dahlmer moving up from torturing cats to keeping human parts in the fridge? :eek:
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You guys are awesome!

Hey Nala, I took my own advice and am doing well.

How are you coming along?

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PoorManQ45 wrote:You guys are awesome!

Hey Nala, I took my own advice and am doing well.

How are you coming along?
Taking his own advice is why he keeps failing so much.

I understand Nala had high hopes for sex with the girl below, but she regained consciousness...,

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Bubba1 wrote:
PoorManQ45 wrote:You guys are awesome!

Hey Nala, I took my own advice and am doing well.

How are you coming along?
Taking his own advice is why he keeps failing so much.

I understand he had high hopes for sex with the girl below, but she regained consciousness...,
The inflection didn't come across. I meant, our advice is good and works, Nala's does not.

I little better:

Nala, how far is taking your own advice getting you?

I can show you what taking our advice will get you!

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Nala, why did you unfriend me on Facebook?

lol

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because you gave him the wrong advice

.. Nala still failing I see

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Nala censors the truth.

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Reverend D21 wrote:Nala censors the truth.
LOL, Exactly. The knowledge has been available to Sir Creep-a-lot but he keeps choosing to ignore it all.


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Jesda wrote:Image
:chuckle:

or how about:

... like hitting the "early bird special" at the Olive Garden armed with my AARP card? :) j/k

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/youtube]

found nala's first song to play after he gets sum.

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:spitout:

"she put a bag on my head. STILL COUNTS!"
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Hey Nala, You're missing out!

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If a guy that looks like me can find a woman you shouldn't be having any issues!

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PMQ, something about that girl screams HAWT.

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OH I BET SHE SCREAMS


HA HA


Its 2am I'll say what I want.

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Jesda wrote:OH I BET SHE SCREAMS


HA HA


Its 2am I'll say what I want.
:spitout: :rotfl

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LOLWUT?

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That is an AWESOME song. good job.

your girl is pretty sexy. yeah I said it, wanna fight about it?

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FutureDRFTer wrote:PMQ, something about that girl screams HAWT.
Is that dork beside her you??? :chuckle:

She's cute. Well done.

Zydeco wrote:found nala's first song to play after he gets sum.


I suspect by the time some girl (or guy) takes pity on Nala and seduces him (or more likely, passes out so Nala can rape them), that song will be an oldie.

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Bubba1 wrote:
FutureDRFTer wrote:PMQ, something about that girl screams HAWT.
Is that dork beside her you??? :chuckle:

She's cute. Well done.
Yeah, that's me.

And thank you.

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What the matching hats is going on in that picture? Good job Gingerbeard, she's pretty cute :dblthumb:

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We went to Busch gardens yesterday. She was cold.

so I bought her a sweater and a hat. I happened to try the hat on and she said she liked it and i should get it.

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It's not your looks that makes it impressive. It's your personality. Do you argue with her as much as you argue with people here? Is she aware that you are ALWAYS right?

Also, where'd nala run off too?

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AppleBonker wrote:Also, where'd nala run off too?
Hopefully far away, for the female population of Hartford's sake. :chuckle:

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I'd rather him be there than closer to me though... Just saying.

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AppleBonker wrote:I'd rather him be there than closer to me though... Just saying.
My guess is he's on Xmas break and his parents took him on a family vacation. If that's the case, better brace yourself for a detailed recap.

But what would you say if the reason for his not posting was that his family vacation was to Indiana?

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AppleBonker wrote:It's not your looks that makes it impressive. It's your personality. Do you argue with her as much as you argue with people here? Is she aware that you are ALWAYS right?

Also, where'd nala run off too?

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Bubba1 wrote:My guess is he's on Xmas break and his parents took him on a family vacation. If that's the case, better brace yourself for a detailed recap.
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Bubba1 wrote:But what would you say if the reason for his not posting was that his family vacation was to Indiana?
That I should probably remember to carry for a few weeks? :gotme

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PoorManQ45 wrote:If a guy that looks like me can find a woman you shouldn't be having any issues!
Depends on your definition of a woman. Indeed it is easy to get "a" woman, good looking and talented in bed even - but immensely more difficult to get one of character! I've been engaged before, turned down many... would rather be single forever than settle. I don't tolerate drug use or poor voting choices, for example. Character is hard to find in a woman.

PS - your woman is HOT.
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