Need help with girls?

[Bubba1]

With his luck, he'll still catch an STD...

He'd likely forget to clean it after the first time and panic when he gets himself stuck in it the second time later in the day...

[krimsonviper]

With his luck, he'll still catch an STD...

He'd likely forget to clean it after the first time and panic when he gets himself stuck in it the second time later in the day...

[themadscientist]

who's this guy? lookin suave there nala.

[krimsonviper]

Look at the size of the zit on his nose!

And the one on his forehead!

[themadscientist]

A young dude with zits, that never happens.
If you don't think he's sexy, perhaps you don't let him stick his d!ck in you?

[krimsonviper]

I wouldn't let his body in my dead '06 mazda3, let alone any actual piece of him touch me.

[themadscientist]

I don't know, your critiques are flirting into sort of a queer-eye area. It's okay if you are trying to suppress a hunger by focusing on two zits and saying "no, I can't allow you into my heart, I can't allow you inside me, but, no, it can never be!"

[Bubba1]

Look at the size of the zit on his nose!

And the one on his forehead!

And maybe his soon to be gay lover's hand on his shoulder?

[krimsonviper]

I don't know, your critiques are flirting into sort of a queer-eye area. It's okay if you are trying to suppress a hunger by focusing on two zits and saying "no, I can't allow you into my heart, I can't allow you inside me, but, no, it can never be!"

Nah, I'm just trying to make him self-conscious. I just plain don't like Nala.

[themadscientist]

You seem awfully concerned with convincing us of that. Are you overcompensating?
Tell him, tell him how you don't want him, we'll beleive you.

[krimsonviper]

Concerned no. Replying to you for the sake of a conversation? Yes!

If I were gay for anybody here on NICO, it'd be you Mike! Your writing gives me butterflies!

[krimsonviper]

Tell me more about how the popcorn is too expensive, or how the people fill your cup up with too much ice again!

[themadscientist]

ice nazis, I will battle you on every field, bring CDs with those f*** security labels too; let's do this!

[poems2beats]

I dont visit this thread for a day and it hits page 21! Spark notes?

[krimsonviper]

ice nazis, I will battle you on every field, bring CDs with those f**king security labels too; let's do this!

ALLLLLL RIIIIIIIGHT!


No seriously, you really do need to write another comical thread about something. I haven't seen one of those since 2008/2009.

[themadscientist]

I still have a new flavor of Pepsi to review.

[alms24sebring]

how about that mountain dew white out. mmm

[Dire91]

Jesus christ Nala. I finally got around to reading some of these post and you really don't listen. I literally f*** told you to stop posting on this forum. All you are doing is digging yourself deeper and deeper. UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING STRICTLY CAR RELATED DO NOT POST ON THIS FORUM! I try to help you out as much as possible, I really do but it doesn't f*** work when you DO NOT LISTEN FUUUCKKKK

[Bmore-coupe]

Jesus christ Nala. I finally got around to reading some of these post and you really don't listen. I literally f**king told you to stop posting on this forum. All you are doing is digging yourself deeper and deeper. UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING STRICTLY CAR RELATED DO NOT POST ON THIS FORUM! I try to help you out as much as possible, I really do but it doesn't f**king work when you DO NOT LISTEN FUUUCKKKK

[Razi]

Even Dire snapped.
All hope is lost.

[Bmore-coupe]

For what it is worth, I think that this thread is STILL pure comic gold.

[themadscientist]

He wouldn't post if he didn't in some way want it. It's simple logic. He knows what he will get, he initiates it anyway so on some level he desires this. If every time I whipped my crank out, Isla, she wolf of the SS, smacked it, I wouldn't whip it out unless I like having it smacked. Ilsa, see that? you know what to do.

[Bmore-coupe]

He wouldn't post if he didn't in some way want it. It's simple logic. He knows what he will get, he initiates it anyway so on some level he desires this. If every time I whipped my crank out, Isla, she wolf of the SS, smacked it, I wouldn't whip it out unless I like having it smacked. Ilsa, see that? you know what to do.

Isla Fisher? mmmmmmmmmmm

[Bubba1]

I dont visit this thread for a day and it hits page 21! Spark notes?

Other than Nala's former(?) Carlisle chaperone's amusing but futile rant, we can summarize our drama filled virgin's behavior over the last day with one picture.

[alms24sebring]

I have never known so much fail until now

[asoomal]

Try calling Loveline.

[costa_rican13]

so he never got the girl??

[themadscientist]

He never gets the girl; didn't you know?

[Bubba1]

He never gets the girl; didn't you know?

Well, it seems like he is getting a little closer, but he's also getting creepier. Just 9 months ago in high school, he was deathly afraid to even talk to girls. Now he's preying on highly intoxicated/incapacited ones.

[themadscientist]

Kind of like Dahlmer moving up from torturing cats to keeping human parts in the fridge?