Need help with girls?

[Bubba1]

i take full responsibility.

Thanks.

[naladude911]

19 pages already. Wow.

Tito, you're going to ruin my life? What will that bring upon? Don't make me regret giving you free beer.



The girl and I are friends just that. Ya, it sucks but w.e Ive been doing reading on how to get out of the friend zone. As addirishboy said, its going to take a lot of work but it is possible. I'm trying to be less of a nice guy and more of a douche bag. Not agree with everything a girl says, and neg (insult) them, not in a totally mean way, but in a flirtatious mean way. You know what I mean.


O ya, and Tito if your going to do what I think your going to do, then don't. Not only will my life be ruined, Ill have to transfer schools because of social embarrassment and ruin my whole career. Yes I should have thought about that in the beginning but I put some trust in NICO. Why would I put trust in a place that insults someone who is lost and looking for advice? good question. I wish I even knew the answer.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Tito, you're going to ruin my life? What will that bring upon? Don't make me regret giving you free beer.

Because you, the ever so cool Naladude, is his only source of free beer

The rest of your post is

You're making this waaaaaay more dramatic than it really is and needs to be.

[frapjap]

KITTY FORT!!!!

[fiznowler]

I would say you have that "douche bag" part down to an art.

[marlin29311]

Why would I put trust in a place that insults someone who is lost and looking for advice? good question. I wish I even knew the answer.

Why would you seek advice from a group you trusted, only to not listen to it at ALL???????

I wish I EVEN knew that answer.

[troskinatior]

Ok I need to know what happened.

[troskinatior]

Nala I got a good video to teach you how to get the ladies

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY[/youtube]

[frapjap]

I can't see it, but I hope its the "whats yo numba" skit.

[Ajax]

I'm trying to be less of a nice guy and more of a douche bag. Not agree with everything a girl says, and neg (insult) them, not in a totally mean way, but in a flirtatious mean way. You know what I mean.

Dear Lord, end this child's life. Amen.
You continue to ignore all the serious advice that has been given throughout your NICO life. The most important thing being "be yourself". Don't just not agree with them in order to get in their pants, talk with them. Have a conversation. Find out if you really like this girl- What is she interested in? What is she studying? Don't be a d!ck, be a real person.
And if you're seriously this wrapped up about your virginity, join a damn frat, pay for friends, and they'll get you laid.

[numbnuts240]

Tito, you're going to ruin my life? What will that bring upon? Don't make me regret giving you free beer..

oh no, 2 free beers. one of which you offered back to me after it had been sitting on your desk, opened and half empty, for at least an hour.

The girl and I are friends just that. Ya, it sucks but w.e Ive been doing reading on how to get out of the friend zone. As addirishboy said, its going to take a lot of work but it is possible. I'm trying to be less of a nice guy and more of a douche bag. Not agree with everything a girl says, and neg (insult) them, not in a totally mean way, but in a flirtatious mean way. You know what I mean.

would you just give up already?

O ya, and Tito if your going to do what I think your going to do, then don't. Not only will my life be ruined, Ill have to transfer schools because of social embarrassment and ruin my whole career. Yes I should have thought about that in the beginning but I put some trust in NICO. Why would I put trust in a place that insults someone who is lost and looking for advice? good question. I wish I even knew the answer.

i'll do whatever i damn well please. your social ineptitude is of little consequence to me. changing schools will not ruin your career, plastering every minuscule detail of your life all over the internet will do the trick. oops, too late. you say you trust us, yet you disregard every positive gem of advice we offer. get over yourself, kid. you're nothing more than someone to ridicule.

[ADDirishboy]

Nala, what I meant by it's possible for you to go from friend to f***-buddy, was it's possible for OTHER guys to go from friend to sex toy.

[Bubba1]

19 pages already. Wow.

Tito, you're going to ruin my life? What will that bring upon? Don't make me regret giving you free beer.

The girl and I are friends just that. Ya, it sucks but w.e Ive been doing reading on how to get out of the friend zone. As addirishboy said, its going to take a lot of work but it is possible. I'm trying to be less of a nice guy and more of a douche bag. Not agree with everything a girl says, and neg (insult) them, not in a totally mean way, but in a flirtatious mean way. You know what I mean.


O ya, and Tito if your going to do what I think your going to do, then don't. Not only will my life be ruined, Ill have to transfer schools because of social embarrassment and ruin my whole career. Yes I should have thought about that in the beginning but I put some trust in NICO. Why would I put trust in a place that insults someone who is lost and looking for advice? good question. I wish I even knew the answer.

Nala, read this.

The answer is simple. For cripes sakes, stop already with the scripts, stop with the books, stop with the natural instincts, stop seeking advice (that you won't follow anyway) on weird sex advice forums, stop telling us so much detail, stop obsessing, and just get to know the girls as people. That's the secret, kid. just get to know them, LISTEN to them, let them learn that you're more than a creep that just wants to quickly stick his d!ck into any of their orifices (in other words....lie ). But that's all there is to it. Slow down. Since you have no charisma, it;s gonna take more time for them to like you enough to want to give it up to you. And if you really listen to them, you can hopefully figure out a lost cause.

Playing the douche only works if you have game. Without game, you look creepy. And you know you got no game otherwise you wouldn;t be obsessively asking for advice.

The more you publicize your self induced drama about your virginity and sexual frustration, the more likely that news will spread to the Hartford student body. Remember you freaked out the last time that happened in high school? Well, you're doing it again, fool.


O ya, and since you announced globally you gave Tita a beer, is he now obligated to give you sex?

[PoorManQ45]

The answer is simple. For cripes sakes, stop already with the scripts, stop with the books, stop with the natural instincts, stop seeking advice (that you won't follow anyway) on weird sex advice forums, stop telling us so much detail, stop obsessing, and just get to know the girls as people. That's the secret, kid. just get to know them, LISTEN to them, let them learn that you're more than a creep that just wants to quickly stick his d!ck into any of their orifices (in other words....lie ). But that's all there is to it. Slow down. Since you have no charisma, it;s gonna take more time for them to like you enough to want to give it up to you. And if you really listen to them, you can hopefully figure out a lost cause.

Agreed. I'm acting like my "normal" weird self and it seems to be working pretty damn well

[troskinatior]

Playing the douche only works if you have game. Without game, you look creepy. And you know you got no game otherwise you wouldn;t be obsessively asking for advice.

[alms24sebring]

The suspense of life ruining by one action.

Has any of this hit facebook besides Nala liking male genetalia ( )? Is that the secret?

This is probably the easiest time to get some in your life, College! In fact you have to try NOT to get laid in these 4 years. Your doing pretty good for yourself. F*** the books. You are like a girl trying to have a man commit. There is real advice that should be taken in here. Hell, I have leaned a thing or 2 reading through these 19 pages, I am not ganna lie. I think once you do get laid (..if), your perspective will change drastically on sex and women. Not every girl will like you and as much as you want a freakin hot a$$ one to like you, You can't mess with free will, like in Bruce Almighty. But face it, it happens, try again with someone new as has been said over and over and over and over. Maybe a drunk girl is a last resort because dammit, we NEED to get you laid. For starters, how about grabbing a girl a beer, not other men. I had another good thought that I thought of twice but I cant remember.. I hate that.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

[Bubba1]

If Mayor McCreepy continues to follow his "instincts", we will have an endless source of entertainment.

[Red coupe]

The girl and I are friends just that. Ya, it sucks but w.e

Honestly don't see the point in even hanging around as friends, at least from my skewed perspective...

it sucks but w.e Ive been doing reading on how to get out of the friend zone. As addirishboy said, its going to take a lot of work but it is possible.

:fp

All I can say is:

I'm trying to be... more of a douche bag.

You sure are.

O ya, and Tito if your going to do what I think your going to do, then don't. Not only will my life be ruined, Ill have to transfer schools because of social embarrassment and ruin my whole career.

You f*** little drama queen. If your social standing is going to force you to transfer schools and ruin your career you almost deserve what ever it is. College is way too big and your way too insignificant for anything to have that kind of effect anywhere but in your f*** up little head.

Why would I put trust in a place that insults someone who is lost and looking for advice? good question. I wish I even knew the answer.

Then Jesus f*** Christ man, don't. You act like you have some permanent situation with nico. But don't just do the same somewhere else... It is not Nico that is the problem, it is you.
It is f*** weird that you post your ever secret fantasy about people you know in real life for strangers on the internet. This is not normal, do you even f*** think about the fact that these girls have the internet too? With all the information you put out there for NO f*** REASON you seriously deserve to have some one bring it all together.

[Jesda]

No need to ruin his life. He'll do it himself.

This "I can't find a girl help me guys" thing was funny and cute at first, like watching a puppy dog experience snow for the first time. Now its just old. Quit being a shallow empty vessel and focus on your studies.

[Rev_D21]

I'm sick enough of him that I could possibly post this on his FB, losing him is like a monkey being cured of AIDS...a good thing right?

[troskinatior]

Your waisting time trying to make that "friend" have sex with you, just put that time that you were going to use into another girl, that would give you a much bigger shot of geting laid and that equals 0% anyway

[LocAL_anarchy]

Nala, I think if this would have been a thread on any other forum, you would have been verbally shreaded to pieces. But a lot of people have offered some pretty good advice. Obviously you haven't heeded any of it. So what I'm about to say will probably be a waste of time. But here goes..

First off, I'm assuming the semester is over this week? Go home, lay low, let the drama die down. Enjoy the holidays with family. Stop doing these threads. Yes, they have been really funny, but as Jesda pointed out, they are indeed becoming pathetic. You have to do some spin-work on your reputation. Hopefully you can start next semester fresh.

Secondly, when it comes to girls, actually apply some of the advice that has been given to you. It really shoudn't be this hard for you.

Third, stop being so co-dependent on your boys. If you are at a party, worry about YOU. Handle YOUR business.

And if you really want to work on your rep? Simple as this. Just be a cool mutherf***er. You are on the creepy level. But going over to full-douchbag won't make things better. You're at a party, don't zero in on one girl. Walk around, introduce yourself, talk to every girl you can. Your at the keg, a girl walks up, pour a beer for her. Ask her her name, smile, leave it at that. You see her later that night, start up a conversation. Maybe 5 mins in, you compliment her on something. Her eyes, her hair, something simple. Now instead of telling her your life story, you end the conversation and walk away. Now she's thinking how cute and cool you are. Move on to the next girl. Repeat.

Now it's time to work on getting some game. You've now introduced yourself to all of these girls. You know their names, they know you. So when you see them at parties, or around school, keep being that cool dude. But now you start to flirt. Not hump their leg, not get quasi-rapist. FLIRT. A few words here and there. Keep it simple. Now hopefully after a few weeks, some of these girls are intrigued. Are they flirting back? Are they asking for your number? If so, then proceed with confidence. Keep it relaxed and fun, and you'll be fine.

[tmeyer29]

Now she's thinking how cute and cool you are.

As smooth as he is with his words (which I doubt), I don't think any girls are going to think that with his creepy a** looking back at them.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Nala threads and the Learned'd go together like PB&J.

Oh and I haven't had the time to read through this whole thread yet, but I'm sure it's full of both Epic Fail and Epic Win.

[alms24sebring]

^Yes indeedy. Its worth a look around.. pg 8 was good

I was not a part of the learnd'd crew

[krash]

I'm trying to be less of a nice guy and more of a douche bag. Not agree with everything a girl says, and neg (insult) them, not in a totally mean way, but in a flirtatious mean way. You know what I mean.

This is gold.

I really didn't think you were this dumb. I think you just crapped on the last glimmer of hope I had for you.

YEP, the real way to get a girl is to be an a** ....... right on nala..... One step closer to being a rapist.

[numbnuts240]

[krash]

Its rape o' clock somewhere....

[Bubba1]

It might not be long before DJ Creepy starts emailing shlong pics to girls.

[krash]

Thats actually really funny