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Post by **Encryptshun** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:22 pm

I like pate.

no h0m0

Post by **cellardoorv** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:33 pm

AppleBonker wrote:Off-limits?

Off-limits, yet BECKY is fair game?!

What is this?! Pure indecency. I want to be considered as a candidate to molest the creepy guy. HELL. I live the closest... unfortunately.

Post by **Bmore-coupe** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:33 pm

Encryptshun wrote:I like pate.

so h0m0

FTFY

Post by **Bmore-coupe** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:35 pm

cellardoorv wrote:
AppleBonker wrote:Off-limits?

Off-limits, yet BECKY is fair game?!

What is this?! Pure indecency. I want to be considered as a candidate to molest the creepy guy. HELL. I live the closest... unfortunately.

If you bang Nala....I really don't know how to finish that sentence.

Post by **cellardoorv** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:37 pm

Well, I mean... I WOULDN'T... I'm just saying I'd like to be included is all. I have feelings too...

Post by **Bmore-coupe** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:39 pm

DO IT FOR TEH LULZ!!?? IT WOULD BE AN EPIC ADDITION TO THIS THREAD?

:

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:43 pm

Jesda wrote:Liver is delicious. People need to give it a chance.

/irrelevant

Post by **Encryptshun** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:45 pm

LOL Rimmer

Post by **ADDirishboy** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:59 pm

Bmore-coupe wrote:DO IT FOR TEH LULZ!!?? IT WOULD BE AN EPIC ADDITION TO THIS THREAD? :

Michele would be a little much for nala to handle as his first. That would be hilarious though.

Post by **Bubba1** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:10 pm

ADDirishboy wrote:Michele would be a little much for nala to handle as his first. That would be hilarious though.

I think if that ever were to happen, it would be the worst day of Michele's life and the greatest 30 seconds of Nala's life.

Post by **cellardoorv** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:11 pm

A little? Pfft. Maybe you forget how Nala is. I'm pretty sure those drunk passed out girls he tries for will be too much for him.

Post by **Bmore-coupe** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:12 pm

Bubba1 wrote:
ADDirishboy wrote:Michele would be a little much for nala to handle as his first. That would be hilarious though.
I think if that ever were to happen, it would be the worst day of Michele's life and the greatest 30 seconds of Nala's life.

And the best day of our lives. Pretty sure that post-coitus report would be HILARIOUS

Post by **fiznowler** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:14 pm

This thread is pure win. Someone get me NALA's address I am going to buy him a pocket p****.

Post by **cellardoorv** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:23 pm

John has one he could borrow...

Post by **Zydeco** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:26 pm

fiznowler wrote:This thread is pure win. Someone get me NALA's address I am going to buy him a pocket p****.

lolz flesh light.

Post by **AZhitman** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:30 pm

What would be even MORE hilarious is if he *outperformed* his predecessor.

Post by **cellardoorv** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:32 pm

Oh snap...

Post by **Bmore-coupe** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:36 pm

cellardoorv wrote:John has one he could borrow...

"Used"

Post by **ThatGuyRoger** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:01 pm

this TextFromLastNight submission made think of this thread

(571): I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed

Post by **PoorManQ45** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:07 pm

So, I tried to talk to my friend about what's going on.

I politely requested we meet up and talk in person. He pretty much refused. He's the type that won't blow up in public...

So, I talked to him for a bit, yell, yell, yell, irrational, blah blah blah. I gave him an intelligent answer, he responded emotionally.

Nothing I said got through to him. I laid out what will happen in a logical way.

Anyways, as of right now we aren't talking. He's like a chick. He'll calm down...

Post by **Encryptshun** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:07 pm

Holy crap, TGR. That's amazing!

Post by **Razi** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:08 pm

ThatGuyRoger wrote:this TextFromLastNight submission made think of this thread
(571): I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed

Post by **krash** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:09 pm

I can see it now...

"Hey uhh Michelle... uhm Look at my totally cool QX4, its got bass. Wanna look inside? Yea go in and check it out *shuts door behind her* Okay, so since you're in my car it means I'm giving you a ride somewhere, which means you owe me some sexy time. Here's some beer."

Post by **PoorManQ45** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:13 pm

krash wrote:I can see it now...

"Hey uhh Michelle... uhm Look at my totally cool QX4, its got bass. Wanna look inside? Yea go in and check it out *shuts door behind her* Okay, so since you're in my car it means I'm giving you a ride somewhere, which means you owe me some sexy time. Here's some beer."

Post by **alms24sebring** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:14 pm

Dont worry Michelle, he wouldn't know what to do anyways.

If you were to let him unzip you, he would probably be suprised to see that you don't have one..

Post by **AppleBonker** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:26 pm

AZhitman wrote:What would be even MORE hilarious is if he *outperformed* his predecessor.

Cheap shot is cheap?

Post by **Bmore-coupe** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:44 pm

AppleBonker wrote:
AZhitman wrote:What would be even MORE hilarious is if he *outperformed* his predecessor.
Cheap shot is cheap?

I would usually say yes.....but in this instance, we are talking about Nala (not like its ACTUALLY going to happen)

Post by **Bubba1** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:52 pm

PoorManQ45 wrote:So, I tried to talk to my friend about what's going on.

I politely requested we meet up and talk in person. He pretty much refused. He's the type that won't blow up in public...

So, I talked to him for a bit, yell, yell, yell, irrational, blah blah blah. I gave him an intelligent answer, he responded emotionally.

Nothing I said got through to him. I laid out what will happen in a logical way.

Anyways, as of right now we aren't talking. He's like a chick. He'll calm down...

He sounds like a volcano about to erupt. You might want to steer clear of the GF and him until he settles down. Your attempting to clear your conscience ain't helping.

Post by **AppleBonker** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:03 pm

Bmore-coupe wrote:I would usually say yes.....but in this instance, we are talking about Nala (not like its ACTUALLY going to happen)

I agree. And I'm a huge douche and have no problem with cheap shots. So long as people can defend themselves.

Post by **cellardoorv** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:43 pm

AppleBonker wrote:
I agree. And I'm a huge douche and have no problem with cheap shots. So long as people can defend themselves.

Also, can we stop talking about Nala unzipping anything of mine? It's making me sick. But really, how does he not find girl on a Friday/Saturday night in downtown Hartford? There are tons of gutter rats that are really up for anything over there.

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