Need help with girls?

[elwesso]

A little? Pfft. Maybe you forget how Nala is. I'm pretty sure those drunk passed out girls he tries for will be too much for him.

Im pretty sure a warm jar of mayo would be too much for Nala.

And Brien, I agree with Bubba.. He probably just needs time to cool down, he probably sees what you did as a "backstabbing" move even though you didnt mean anything bad to come of the situation (as you described it here).. Give it till the end of the week, that would be enough time I would imagine so you could talk about things rationally.. I would leave the ball in his court... Ask him if he does or does not want you to pursue this person.. If he does, then you're golden.. if he does not, then you have to choose between a friend or a lady...

[Bubba1]

I agree. And I'm a huge douche and have no problem with cheap shots. So long as people can defend themselves.

Also, can we stop talking about Nala unzipping anything of mine? It's making me sick. But really, how does he not find girl on a Friday/Saturday night in downtown Hartford? There are tons of gutter rats that are really up for anything over there.

Aww, I was just composing a screenplay of a theoretical 3 minute "date" featuring you and Nala.

[MellowZ32]

Aww, I was just composing a screenplay of a theoretical 3 minute "date" featuring you and Nala.

Is nala delivering pizza or cleaning the pool in your play?

[Bubba1]

Aww, I was just composing a screenplay of a theoretical 3 minute "date" featuring you and Nala.

Is nala delivering pizza or cleaning the pool in your play?

No but it did involve his Mom's SUV and his strings attached taxi service.

[ADDirishboy]

John has one he could borrow...

....wait...

[Bmore-coupe]

Also, can we stop talking about Nala unzipping anything of mine? It's making me sick. But really, how does he not find girl on a Friday/Saturday night in downtown Hartford? There are tons of gutter rats that are really up for anything over there.

Don't back peddle now...you are the one who threw your "hat" in the ring.

[Bmore-coupe]

John has one he could borrow...

....wait...

Oh, and I do...

[ADDirishboy]

Michele is gonna start getting her facebook blown up. Nala most likely took that as an invite.

[MellowZ32]

Michele is gonna start getting her facebook blown up. Nala most likely took that as an invite.

that would be epic!

[ADDirishboy]

Watch him come in here and legit ask her to come over to Creaper HQ. AKA Nala's dorm.

[Bmore-coupe]

Michele, if you open up your Facebook page and see this (̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅ ̅_̅_̅()ڪ

Run, disable your acct, and move.

[MellowZ32]

Watch him come in here and legit ask her to come over to Creaper HQ. AKA Nala's dorm.

[ADDirishboy]

Michele, if you open up your Facebook page and see this (̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅ ̅_̅_̅()ڪ

Run, disable your acct, and move.

Holy crap I totally forgot about that! Nothing says "sex me up, baby" like a bunch of text in the shape of a cigarette!

[ADDirishboy]

Someone shop Nala's face on that kid!

[cellardoorv]

Tito and I were talking the other night about ruining his life...

[MellowZ32]

Tito and I were talking the other night about ruining his life...

elaborate.

[Bmore-coupe]

Tito and I were talking the other night about ruining his life...

elaborate.

Please do

[cellardoorv]

It's top secret.

[MellowZ32]

It's top secret.

[alms24sebring]

Ok see first you throw yourself at Nala to be willing participant of expirimentations, and then sadly reject him. You should be relieved that you didnt get one of the short straws. Now you have a 'top secret' that you are keeping from us that will potentially sticky this thread. No fair. I hope he kidnaps you and goes Buffulo Bill on you.




j/k

Seriously though whats the plan

[Dattebayo]

Tito and I were talking the other night about ruining his life...

Does it involve pigs blood and some recording saying "they're all gonna laugh at you!"?

[MellowZ32]

[Dattebayo]

Tito and I were talking the other night about ruining his life...

Does it involve pigs blood and some recording saying "they're all gonna laugh at you!"?

End of the page SUCKS.

[Frank E Bones]

Any bets that this was Nala?

[alms24sebring]

^^ the 1st thing I thought of was Saw IV (I think)

^ I put $5 on it. Thats funny too "I took your purse and spent your money, lets date"

[Bubba1]

Tito and I were talking the other night about ruining his life...

I think Nala's doing a pretty good job of doing that all by himself.

[numbnuts240]

but we could make it oh so much more cruel.

[Bubba1]

but we could make it oh so much more cruel.

Seems inevitable that Dire91 and Timay are going to blame me for whatever you two do to him...

[Dire91]

I doubt it, seeing as I have no clue what you're talking about. I don't feel like reading this 19 page thread, that's ridiculous hahaha.

[numbnuts240]

but we could make it oh so much more cruel.

Seems inevitable that Dire91 and Timay are going to blame me for whatever you two do to him...

i take full responsibility.