Learned'd VIII: Less Bewbs, Same Nonsense

[Hijacker]

[WDRacing]

Don't post things like that on Nico. If it's NSFW, then don't post it.

[frapjap]

First time I've seen you post in a while and you lay on the hammer.

Whos your favorite disney princess?
I'd wife the s*** out of this chick if I were a cartoon.

[frapjap]

and if you ever needed to know how to do her makeup:
http://kaysblogofshadows.blogspot.com/2 ... beast.html
(and the chick hosting the website is pretty cute, too)



note that I actually ABHOR makeup on a woman, but this chick does a pretty good job of dressing it up without being gaudy.

[snwbrdr435]

Don't post things like that on Nico. If it's NSFW, then don't post it.

Man has this place has changed


Ray did you see some of the shots from this weeks tough mudder?

[AppleBonker]

Don't post things like that on Nico. If it's NSFW, then don't post it.

Not trying to be combative at all. Merely looking for clarification from someone. This has been asked before:

Could you add a clear line of what isn't SFW? So far I've got boobs and butts.
What are we talking about here? Was it just the images?
Since Victoria's Secret isn't cutting it via terms, are we reduced to the Sears catalogue?
Is it still cool to make fun to tito for being a lover of all things phallic?
Nuns in fully clothed in swimming pools?

And really, the original post is a bit ambiguous:

Just a heads up guys. We had to get rid of the "NSFW bewbs" thread that was in Gen Chat and the booty thread in the Others forum. It's nothing personal but we got in some pretty hot water with Google for the content. They are really getting strict about what they will support and what they won't.

Technically, profanity and nearly any joke I've ever made on NICO isn't safe for most workplaces. But are images/videos the deal breaker? If they're expecting policing of dirty words and immature jokes (or even semi-offensive jokes), they aren't going to end up supporting anyone.

[snwbrdr435]

The internet isn't safe for work!

[frapjap]

Ray did you see some of the shots from this weeks tough mudder?

Nope, can't see 'em from where you host them here, but I'll check when I get home.
Too bad you couldn't make it to the one Dan and I ran.
I'd of HATED to do it this past weekend- pure nasty temperatures.

[AppleBonker]

Given that 90% of my posts are lost to the abyss, I find my post count a bit humorous. Wonder how they saved post count if they had to delete threads (and it sounded to me like stuff was deleted rather than moved, or maybe that was only a few key threads but not the Learned'd?).

Edit: and then it makes me sad because we've had some good content discussed in Learned'd which is no longer accessible.

[RobPaulson]

weak. came here to laugh. way too serial.

[numbnuts240]

who decides to go hiking on a whim when it's >90* with s*** new england humidity? me, that's who, and it was AWESOME. was going to go again tomorrow, but other stuff came up, which also gives me more time to plan out thursday's trek. kept it easy today with 3 miles with a 600' ascent/descent. might try and double the distance for thursday. also, REALLY want one of these for when i start bringing the pooch with me:



love that color scheme

[Kompresshun]

Guys, I understand your confusion with the NSFW thing. We're working on getting an outline of the expectations, but right now we're having to walk on egg shells with Google while we try to get the sorted out. I agree that we need a more detailed explanation though.

For the time being, keep everything PG when it comes to posting any type of content. That includes videos and ect until we find out what we can and cannot post. Also, please don't get offended if a moderator deletes your post for the time being - they're only doing what they've been instructed.

I know it's a big change at the moment guys, but this is what we have to do. We'll try to get it sorted out ASAP.

[MinisterofDOOM]

(and the chick hosting the website is pretty cute, too)

Chicks with big eyes like that weird me out in a partly-good kinda way. It's slightly offputting, but it's also slightly cute.
I know a girl with very big, very pretty eyes (both on a whole nother level from the girl in the jpg here). And she's one of those people who LOOKS YOU IN THE EYE when she talks to you, or even when she's listening to you. And on top of that she's got the combo of slightly airheaded/bubbly mannerisms while actually being intelligent. So you've got puppy eyes that also manage to pull off the T800 target analysis. It's hard to maintain eye contact when talking with her.

[frapjap]

(and the chick hosting the website is pretty cute, too)

Chicks with big eyes like that weird me out in a partly-good kinda way. It's slightly offputting, but it's also slightly cute.
I know a girl with very big, very pretty eyes (both on a whole nother level from the girl in the jpg here). And she's one of those people who LOOKS YOU IN THE EYE when she talks to you, or even when she's listening to you. And on top of that she's got the combo of slightly airheaded/bubbly mannerisms while actually being intelligent. So you've got puppy eyes that also manage to pull off the T800 target analysis. It's hard to maintain eye contact when talking with her.

You have managed to sum up exactly how I feel about those eyes. Anne Hathaway has those eyes and dammit, I want her for it so bad (soo, sooo bad)!


Alternatively, why aren't you dating this girl RIGHT NOW?!?!

Sheesh. This girl can pull almost anything off.

Even though its WAY more makeup than I would ever care for, shes so damn intriguing.


*EDIT* Figured out why- she's british. I bet she sounds sooooo sexy when she talks.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Alternatively, why aren't you dating this girl RIGHT NOW?!?!

Three words:

Conflict of interests.

But mainly because someone beat her to the punch.

[AppleBonker]

The MoD is no longer available?

[MinisterofDOOM]

Let's just say my attention is currently singularly occupied.

[numbnuts240]

ray, both of those girls are ooglay.

went and saw "ted" tonight for $5. i was in tears for two reasons, it was hilarious, but also depressing because none of the young'ns in the theater laughed at all the obscure 80's and 90's references which made me feel old.

[nissangirl74]

For now guys, the big deal is pics, videos, and gifs. That's what grabs the most attention. If language and innuendos were the issue, they'd have to shut down the internet completely. If you REALLY want to share something that you think might be questionable, do a mass PM or something. I know this blows but we're kinda stuck between the proverbial rock / hard place.

[themadscientist]

Man, I would respect her. I would respect her in the bedroom, the living room, the kitchen up on the counter, against the fridge, and on the floor covered in pudding.

Sorry about the PG13 crackdown all. It's not the management, it's bunched panty external forces and we are trying to resolve it.

[numbnuts240]

meh, i grew tired of searching for nsfw items to post on here a while ago. besides, nico isn't really my go-to site to see boobs, asses, or an 18 year old midget pleasure an emu. i also imagine it's the reason a few people stopped posting entirely. was the mod forum cleansed as well?

[themadscientist]

Midgets and Emus? You traverse darker parts of the internet than I.

[numbnuts240]

i don't quite remember how i got there, but once i did, i just couldn't stop watching.

[themadscientist]

At some point it stops being sexy and you are just looking at it from strange angles trying to figure out WTF you are looking at. Then you remember Google is watching and you start wondering if they know you were looking at that thing with the octopus in the schoolgirl uniform with the Jello and the Mr. Potato head doing what it was doing to that Fine Young Cannibals song.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_wzi-kTVOI[/youtube]

[numbnuts240]

i'm sure google has already reported my search activities to some official agency already. i have a very curious mind.

[themadscientist]

That was your Mr. Potato head, wasn't it? Not judging.

[numbnuts240]

couldn't be, my potato only rocked out to right said fred.

oh hello, mr. sun.

[frapjap]

Let's just say my attention is currently singularly occupied.

No wonder you've been so relaxed lately, glad you're gettin' some.

ray, both of those girls are ooglay.

Its the same girl, man.

Man, I would respect her. I would respect her in the bedroom, the living room, the kitchen up on the counter, against the fridge, and on the floor covered in pudding.

I was thinking, "check, check, check, check, check, waaaaaaait a minute. I'd use yogurt."

[AppleBonker]

meh, i grew tired of searching for nsfw items to post on here a while ago

This. And you mods need to quit apologizing for the restrictions. Not really in your control.

As long as I can make crude comments, I'm totally cool with not posting any even remotely unsafe images/videos/gifs.

[frapjap]

Is there an x box in your truck yet?