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Spongebob is evil. Anyone who wants to conduct a live experiment, you're welcome to come to our house and use our kids as test subjects. After 30 minutes of exposure, they're staring into space and drooling into their bowl of cereal. There aren't enough neurons firing in there to make an eye twitch. Needless to say, it is BANNED in our house.


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Imaaaagination. (Great episode)

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Just here to make my mark on the new thread....

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My mom used to complain about me watching the Coyote and Roadrunner because the Yote always got demolished falling off cliffs and such. I always liked the Coyote because he kept trying even after all the failures. It's a great life lesson because you are going to get kicked in the nuts a lot in the real world and you have to be able to get back up and keep going for it. :dblthumb:

That, and don't buy Acme products! :tisk:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsD-sePT3tY[/youtube]

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MinisterofDOOM wrote: You didn't read my post in the Evo 1 thread, did you?

Then again maybe this IS me calm. I apologized in it.
I'm not a big fan of Evo's so I didn't really go in there to read.
Did you apology start with "I'm sorry but.....Evo's are stupid, ugly, economy cars with a big engine but on the inside they're soulless slobs that have more plastic than a new Tonka truck." Wait, that doesn't make sense. You wouldn't apologize for the car. ;)

Either way, getting some action seems to be making an impression.

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Jesus H christ, now I know what to wish on my worst enemies. Gout.

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Nickelback. Perpetual Nickelback performances is what I would wish on my enemies.

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Hijacker wrote:Nickelback. Perpetual Nickelback performances is what I would wish on my enemies.
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This.

Also, mornin' fellas. :wavey:

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Good morning folks!

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Good morning!

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lol

I still say gout is worse. I just had to down some stupid hippie "mother" vinegar to kill the pain enough to get a blood test.
You ever drink vinegar? Not fun stuff to put down, I'll tell you right now. (tho I doubt I really needed to tell you that...)

I was, literally, up screaming in pain occasionally all last night because I jammed my foot from kicking something I shouldn't have the other day and the gout set in right during all this. Perfect timing.

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RobPaulson wrote:what model of camelbak is that? Why do u need it with the pooch? Does it have some kind of doggie spout?
it's the m.u.l.e., has a bunch of color options and cargo dimensions. need it with the dog because the cargo capacity will allow me to pack him snacks, a bowl, and extra water. plus things for myself. plus, if i do one-nighters, it'll give me plenty of space for the extra gear.

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Drink pickle juice instead, not to bad tasting and great for flushing the body.

I have a camo MULE, thing rocks.

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I try to avoid one-nighters with dogs.

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AppleBonker wrote:I try to avoid one-nighters with dogs.
:chuckle:

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You don't know what you're missing out on!

I have a Camelbak MULE as well. But mine isn't in gay rainbow colors. Manly black

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WDRacing wrote:Drink pickle juice instead, not to bad tasting and great for flushing the body.
Nah, too much salt.

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Ur drinking the wrong kind then...should taste like garlic and vinegar. Quit being a puss.

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heh Not the right kind?

You sound alot like the hippies who recommended the crap I have to drink now, tho. :poke:
No thanks. I'm not in great health, it's not for me. I used to alot tho, some of the reason I'm in the "pickle" I'm in now.

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AppleBonker wrote:I try to avoid one-nighters with dogs.
Replace one with any number. This remains equally true. The universal constant.

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AppleBonker wrote:I try to avoid one-nighters with dogs.
Replace one with any number. This remains equally true. The universal constant.

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Evenin' everybody!

Who would've thought somebody would've thought to take this song:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtgZ5fH ... re=related[/youtube]

And turn it into this kind of awesome :mike

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXL5iBGYp8g[/youtube]

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WDRacing wrote:Drink pickle juice instead, not to bad tasting and great for flushing the body.
brings back old memories :chuckle:

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Cefiro4DSC wrote:Evenin' everybody!

Who would've thought somebody would've thought to take this song:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZtgZ5fH ... re=related[/youtube]

And turn it into this kind of awesome :mike

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXL5iBGYp8g[/youtube]
Like both versions. The first one makes me want to drink warm Jack Daniels and shoot pool before getting in a fight in the honkeytonk parking lot. The second makes me want to go cruising late on a hot sunday night looking for a race or some strange or both.

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I've been on a huge Walking Dead kick lately.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or0QrZ92OYk[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tag1m8-Ei-w&feature=plcp[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXiXnCVtolg&feature=plcp[/youtube]

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Morning, can you believe what happened at the Dark Night premiere last night? Currently 14 dead and 50 injured when some off his rocker tool bag opened up fire in the damn theater. It's a damn shame the suspect was taken alive and without a struggle. Sometimes I wish Law Enforcement would just dispatch these ***holes at the scene. No need for a long trial, or the expense of lock up.

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That would make a ton more sense. Public execution with no trial and further waste of time. Now everyone is going to sue his broke a** and all they'll get is his 1998 Mercury Cougar and a few hand guns.

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I'm trying to figure out who gave my new avatar, but can't figure out whos (likely) drunken state of mind went with Jim Carrey in a tutu from pet detective.
Either way, well done!

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frapjap wrote:I'm trying to figure out who gave my new avatar, but can't figure out whos (likely) drunken state of mind went with Jim Carrey in a tutu from pet detective.
Either way, well done!
:wavey: Guilty

I didn't even have any alcohol in me. I was looking for a Ace Ventura picture for something and saw that in Google image search. I just happened to have the Learned'd open and thought you were overdue for an avatar change.

I did highly consider the photo of him wearing Jenny McCarthys bathing suit, but I worried that it might be considered inappropriate content :lolling:


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