Learned'd VIII: Less Bewbs, Same Nonsense

[float_6969]

[numbnuts240]

so a local radio station decided to play "money for nothing" this morning. nothing unusual, right? wrong. album version, complete with three successive uses of the f-bomb. i never even knew that was the original lyric, or that playing a song with that word was allowed. it could've been a time of day thing, i heard it before 5am.

[WDRacing]

f*****

[numbnuts240]

lol yeah, that's the one.

[WDRacing]

I listened to the extended version last night. Great tune.

[King Ranzo]

Anyone still in here?

[numbnuts240]

I listened to the extended version last night. Great tune.

they predicted bieber and the kardashians. nobody listened

Anyone still in here?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHN6AViJ ... el=XOROWII[/youtube]

[WDRacing]

Some of us are still here...although I've been more of a flyby as of late.

[numbnuts240]

kind of like crop dusting.

[WDRacing]

I enjoy that as well.

[frapjap]

Gentlemen.

I drank 6 Yuengers last night. That was pretty awesome. I also wrote my name in cursive with my mower in my massive side lawn before quitting last night.

[numbnuts240]

the end of the cable for my mowers self propel broke right at the engagement handle. i'm not upset, and i know i can figure something out to fix it. what irked me was that i broke as soon as i finished the flat front yard, and started the hilly nonsense in my back yard. that's one way to add an extra hour to yard work time.

also, last weekend i trimmed some bushes. as i was picking up the cut branches, i came to the realization the the base of 2 of these things harbor a healthy amount of poison ivy (a week later, there's even more). so i didn't remember touching any of it, and i had gloves on. i figured the damage was done, so i kept on cleaning up those two areas. once i was done, i washed up before cutting grass. no reaction whatsoever.

the other day i was going around with the weed whacker before mowing, and decided to get a little bold. the seemingly quickly spreading poison ivy was beginning to overhang the stone wall they're growing adjacent to. that was wednesday, and today fri/sat, no reaction whatsoever. i'm trying to convince everyone i'm a super hero. sure, i'm a lot like aquaman with a pretty lame power, but whatevs.

text from mark concerning my new found powers:
"burn it and inhale the smoke. if you are still fine, i'm going to orchestrate an exorcism, cause you got the devil in you."

he later went on to suggest that maybe the piece of rust that got in my eye from the datsun was magical. i'm sticking with super hero. i should get a cape. i'm already in my underwear.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I've always been immune to poison ivy. I have really dry skin though... maybe that does something.

[numbnuts240]

you would think the opposite and that the dry skin would absorb the oils more readily. myself, i'm a perpetually moist person between sweating very easily and profusely, and oils secreted from my head. the glare off my fivehead after a day in the yard will cause accidents. good thing i always hope the douches that always speed up and down my street crash anyway.

prepare for the photo album montage. i was hoping i had a picture of my buddy's car in my photobucket, but alas, i do not. so here are some old pics i haven't looked at in a very long time:


rear z32 tt wheel fitment. man, those wheels looked great on that car.


sexy a** brakes, that began my love affair with upgrading brakes. i haven't done another brake upgrade to any of the vehicles afterwards, but honestly, i'm not going nuts on an exploder with 209k on the clock that stops just fine. the f*** will begin with stainless lines and upgraded pads at the first brake job. there i go rambling on. hmmm, zeppelin wouldn't be a bad idea right meow. right after the doors, only because their album is already on the turntable.

[numbnuts240]

random ray adventure time!!!!

why is there an open 30 rack of cheap beer in the back of the t/a?


because we are going to attack this


breaking the seal early


feeling it at this point, and he just got his boots on in a comfortable manner


idk if this horrible aerial shot was intentional or not, but whatevs


after all the beer i had that night so far, even my camera was getting blurry


later on that night. mods - don't embed this picture, it contains what i believe to be reefer. if it violates some tos, let me know an i'll pull the link, or one of you mods can do it for me, i won't be upset. you know what, i'm just gonna refrain from posting it at all. yeah, that sounds good.

so my buddy steve comes by and we all continue to get loaded. even the dog had a beer



there's a rarely seen pokemon in his natural habitat, on the couch probably looking at p0rn


perfect late night drunk food



ray can play the plastic geetar

[numbnuts240]

it's time for marky mark and his funky bunch to rear their crazy heads up in this beeyotch

does anyone else remember fa, you know what? f*** that noise, he wasn't fat. he was healthy. had some meat on them bones


oh yeah. all the details of each picture become more clear as i go through them. i was at his house to meet up with these guys. if you can imagine, dan button is even leaner than he was in this picture. i think he's training to pull a forrest gump and run coast to coast, or something.


of course, after emptying some beer cans, we all agreed (even the stone sober mother) that the eldest son was old enough and...idk what else. he's 16 now and his moments of brilliance are quickly fleeting. there were only a couple of us drinking and you know those new hampshire guys are well versed with firearms, so it was safe. besides, it's just a bb gun.


dammit ray, you had your turn


check out this sexy a** dude. hot coffee to hopefully keep me awake long enough for the ride home with a booty call. she drove 40 miles to pick my drunk a** up and take me 40 miles back to my house so i could do things (i never survived the car ride, i was out within 10 minutes)


when she finally arrived, she called and i told her to wait because i was busy. what with?


got my a** handed to me. i was ashamed


lock the door ray, there were females in the house, and you know i have zero issues barging in on an occupied bathroom

i do like how he couldn't be bothered to put the current beer down.

[numbnuts240]

don't quite remember why i made this, but i have a sneaking suspicion noah was the reason.


hahahaha remember that valentine's day prank thread i had many moons ago? the one where i posted up pictures of an attractive female family member claiming she was my new main squeeze. good times
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ahh yes, the bacon explosion. remember when everyone said it looked amazing and wanted to make it, but most ultimately did not? well, my compadres, i am here to handle all the dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap









word to the wise, don't make one. it honestly is just too much. it was a hit for one guy at the super bowl party we made it for, my buddy steve's dad. but he will eat the s*** out of any meat. especially bacon. he goes through a 1/2 pound of bacon every morning, with like 6 eggs. if he was in shape, we wouldn't be so repulsed every time he brings up his breakfast. ffs, he eats half of his daily serving of bacon "raw".

pre-game game


that's the back of my buddy steve's head, and there's his dad, bob, sitting across the room. as you can probably gather, he loves himself some beer and food.


left to right: rey (or maybe it's ray, or rei, or even rhey, i've never seen it written down before. awesome party food maker), her husband and steve's cousin brian, old childhood friend drew (currently going through a divorce, too bad, they were good together), steve's ex (who we affectionately refer to as "the ****"), and steve.


close up of bob, IN 3D. he even looks like a bob. totally acts like an immature child when he starts getting drunk. i could go on for hours with stories about that guy.

[numbnuts240]

that's all for now.

[float_6969]

That was a good Saturday morning post. Thanks!

[numbnuts240]

I still have lots of photo bucket to go through. I will have more.

[numbnuts240]

back to it. first, a couple random stuff i came across:

this sign made me giggle. yes, i am immature


came across this at a plaza very close to lime rock


"free candy" is too suspicious these days


at my old job. the guys working weren't too thrilled with me taking pics of their screw up


this project at my house sucked hard. i apparently don't have a before, but this is after demo


and after

[numbnuts240]

anyone remember the arrival of the kfc double down? i wish i didn't



the next few are from a cruise i took up in the northwest corner of the state

barkhamstead dam


random llamas


kent falls






and a little dr. strangelove homage

[numbnuts240]

old people, they know it


mark's cats having a moment


still may favorite part of my house during the winter


he was taken down to accompany us to carlisle, but he's back in his spot, although a bit modified now


the z sitting on bob sharp's old race trailer

[numbnuts240]

these are shots of how the s14 sat before her demise. i miss that car


cam swap


greddy stb's



z32 tt wheels with 26mm aluminum calipers (fully functional drum e-brakes)

[frapjap]

We drank a lot of beers on the ski mountain that night. I vaguely remember getting ballsey enough to start doing jumps and taking a digger immediately after that. If I recall correctly, there was probably a dark, blurry photo of me eating it. Thats okay, because we had more beer to take care of the problem.
What the hell was the name of that ski hill?


I also forgot that I ate a whole pizza at your house that time.

And seriously?! How does that happen and how do you fix it?


That should be a meme of some kind.

[numbnuts240]

mount southington. i do remember you hitting the jump, but i don't have the picture.

i don't remember how they got that back how out of there. still hilarious though.

[sx moneypit]

Pics of the track hoe and the bacon explosion brought back some good memories.

[numbnuts240]

this makes me happy

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y93MYaT ... colinfurze[/youtube]

[WDRacing]

later on that night. mods - don't embed this picture, it contains what i believe to be reefer. if it violates some tos, let me know an i'll pull the link, or one of you mods can do it for me, i won't be upset. you know what, i'm just gonna refrain from posting it at all. yeah, that sounds good.

That made me laugh.

[numbnuts240]

the sucky part is that it also contained two dudes doing what appears to be a tandem pole dance on the center support of my garage.